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{{Infobox country
|conventional_long_name = Republic of Cameroon
|conventional_long_name = Empire of Foodland
|native_name = {{lang|fr|République du Cameroun}}
|native_name = Empire of Foodland
|common_name = Cameroon
|common_name =  
|image_flag =  
|image_flag =  
[[File:Foodland flag.svg|thumb]]
[[File:Foodland flag.svg|thumb]]
|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red.
|alt_flag =  
|image_coat = Coat of arms of
|image_coat =  
|symbol_type = Coat of arms
|symbol_type =  
|image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg
|image_map = United States of America
|alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe.
|alt_map = Location of Foodland on the globe.
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|fr|"Paix – Travail – Patrie"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"Peace – Work – Fatherland"}}
|national_motto = "Never stop eating"
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|fr|[[O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers|Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|national_anthem = "Never stop eating"
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[French language|French]] |[[English language|English]]}}
|official_languages = English
|demonym = Cameroonian
|demonym = Fatties
|ethnic_groups =
|ethnic_groups =
  {{unbulleted list
  {{unbulleted list
   | {{nowrap|31% [[Ethnic groups in Cameroon|Cameroon Highlanders]]}}
   | 31% American Groups
   | 19% [[Bantu peoples|Equatorial Bantu]]
   | 19% White Groups
   | 11% [[Kirdi]]
   | 11% Chinese Groups
   | 10% [[Fula people|Fulani]]
   | 10% Black Groups
   |  8% [[Bantu peoples|Northwestern Bantu]]
   |  8% Asian Groups
   |  7% Eastern Nigritic
   |  7% Italian Groups
   | 13% other African
   | 13% Greek Groups
   | <1% non-African
   | <1% Other Groups
  }}
  }}
|capital = [[Yaoundé]]
|capital = Junk Food Town
|coordinates = {{coord|3|52|N|11|31|E}}
|coordinates =  
|largest_city = [[Douala]]
|largest_city = Healthy Food City
|government_type = [[Republic]]
|government_type = Parliamentary Republic
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Cameroon|President]]
|leader_title1 = President
|leader_name1 = [[Paul Biya]]
|leader_name1 = Caden Hatami
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Cameroon|Prime Minister]]
|leader_title2 =  
|leader_name2 = [[Philémon Yang]]
|leader_name2 =  
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Cameroon)|National Assembly]]
|legislature = Parliament
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_rank = (59th)
|area_km2 = 475,442
|area_km2 = 320,050km
|area_sq_mi = 183,568 <!--Do not remove per [[WP:MOSNUM]]-->
|area_sq_mi = 127,583
|percent_water = 1.3 <!--CIA World Factbook-->
|percent_water = .87%
|population_estimate = 20,129,878
|population_estimate = 200,000,000
|population_estimate_rank = 58th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_estimate_rank = 69th
|population_estimate_year = July 2012
|population_estimate_year = October 2020
|population_census = 17,463,836
|population_census = 120,000,000
|population_census_year = 2005
|population_census_year = 2017
|population_density_km2 = 39.7
|population_density_km2 = 675.5/km
|population_density_sq_mi = 102,8 <!--Do not remove per [[WP:MOSNUM]]-->
|population_density_sq_mi = (1,059.6/sq mi)
|population_density_rank = 167th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_density_rank = (15th)
|GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion
|GDP_PPP = $48.254 Trillion
|GDP_PPP_year = 2011
|GDP_PPP_year = 2020
|GDP_PPP_per_capita = $2,257
|GDP_PPP_per_capita = $69,596
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank =
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank = (12th)
|GDP_nominal = $25.759 billion
|GDP_nominal =  
|GDP_nominal_year = 2011
|GDP_nominal_year =  
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = $1,230
|GDP_nominal_per_capita =  
|sovereignty_type = Independence {{nobold|from [[France]]}}
|sovereignty_type =
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_event1 =  
|established_date1 = 1 January 1960
|established_date1 =  
|established_event2 = {{nowrap|Annexation of former<br/>[[British Cameroons]]}}
|established_event2 =  
|established_date2 = 1 October 1961
|established_date2 =  
|HDI_year = 2011
|HDI_year =  
|HDI_change = increase <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|HDI_change =  
|HDI = 0.482 <!--number only-->
|HDI_ref =  
|HDI_ref =  
|HDI_rank = 150th
|HDI_rank =  
|Gini_year = 2001
|Gini_year =  
|Gini_change =  <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|Gini_change =   
|Gini = 44.6 <!--number only-->
|Gini =  
|Gini_ref =  
|Gini_ref =  
|Gini_rank =
|Gini_rank =
|currency = [[Central African CFA franc]]
|currency = Food Dollar
|currency_code = XAF
|currency_code = (FOOD)
|time_zone = [[West Africa Time|WAT]]
|time_zone = +1
|utc_offset = +1
|utc_offset = +1
|time_zone_DST = not observed
|time_zone_DST =  
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|drives_on = right
|drives_on = right
|calling_code = [[+237]]
|calling_code = +69
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|cctld = .cm
|footnote_a =  
|footnote_a =  
}}
}}


=Foodland=
=Foodland=
The Republic of Foodland is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million fatties are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The Foodland national animal is a seabird. The seabird is Foodlands national animal because its mouth looks like it can eat a humongous sub from Subway. The Foodlandian economy, worth 315 billion Food dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,042 Food dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest. The seabird can be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Foodland is located in Australia. The island next to Australia is called Glizzy Island. This island is full of glizzies everywhere growing from trees and plants. Glizzies are hot dogs but in a different name just to let you know. The reason we have so many glizzies on this island because we love glizzies. In the country of Foodland we use English as our only language in this country. The new name of hot dogs is glizzies. We named them that because the almighty god of our religion is Mr. Glizzy.
=Economy=
Foodland has a good free market Economy. They are good in selling junk food and healthy food. The rich and poor people both make up to $10,000 a week. They have three trade partners Cool Ghanastans, Hunterker, and Kibola. Cool Ghanastans give us cool sunglasses for 12 long Subway subs. Hunterker gives us gold for a month worth of glizzies. Kibola gives us phones for the whole entire McDonalds menu.
=Citizenship Process=
The Citizenship Process is a lot of different ways to become a citizen. If you are born in Foodland you are not gaining citizenship right away. You have to be 100 pounds when you are 10 or you die. You have to be fat and be married to someone else that's fat for 3 years. You have to go to Subway and buy a long sub once a week they cost 30 food dollars. If you pay 6900 food dollars you can become a citizen. You have to eat the entire McDonalds menu once a month.
=Duties and Responsibilities=
To get paid you can only work at a restaurant, a fast food place, or a grocery store. If you are a citizen you have to follow the laws. You have to pay taxes with Food Dollars. You have to participate in food contests. If you win food contests you get food and bonus food dollars. You have to be 150 pounds when you are 15. Each year you turn you have to gain 10 pounds.
=Random Facts about Foodland=
Foodland homes are made out of food. You can be smart and not eat your house or you can be dumb and eat your house. The Subway foot long sandwich is 12 inches long. The whole entire McDonalds menu is about 10,000 food dollars. If you do drugs in Foodland you have to become a slave or you can die. We have to throw the drugs at you instead of putting it somewhere in our Foodland. If you don't wear a food costume once a week you are suspended from going outside of your house. If you try to escape security guards will tazze you down and put you in food jail for 1 month.

Latest revision as of 02:03, 15 October 2020

Glizzy.jpg
Empire of Foodland
Empire of Foodland
Foodland flag.svg
Flag
Motto: "Never stop eating"
Anthem: "Never stop eating"
Location of
CapitalJunk Food Town
Largest cityHealthy Food City
Official languagesEnglish
Ethnic groups
  • 31% American Groups
  • 19% White Groups
  • 11% Chinese Groups
  • 10% Black Groups
  • 8% Asian Groups
  • 7% Italian Groups
  • 13% Greek Groups
  • <1% Other Groups
Demonym(s)Fatties
GovernmentParliamentary Republic
• President
Caden Hatami
LegislatureParliament
Area
• Total
[convert: invalid number] ((59th))
• Water (%)
.87%
Population
• October 2020 estimate
200,000,000 (69th)
• 2017 census
120,000,000
• Density
[convert: invalid number] ((15th))
GDP (PPP)2020 estimate
• Total
$48.254 Trillion
• Per capita
$69,596 ((12th))
CurrencyFood Dollar ((FOOD))
Time zoneUTC+1 (+1)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1
Driving sideright
Calling code+69
Internet TLD.cm

Foodland

The Republic of Foodland is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million fatties are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The Foodland national animal is a seabird. The seabird is Foodlands national animal because its mouth looks like it can eat a humongous sub from Subway. The Foodlandian economy, worth 315 billion Food dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,042 Food dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest. The seabird can be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Foodland is located in Australia. The island next to Australia is called Glizzy Island. This island is full of glizzies everywhere growing from trees and plants. Glizzies are hot dogs but in a different name just to let you know. The reason we have so many glizzies on this island because we love glizzies. In the country of Foodland we use English as our only language in this country. The new name of hot dogs is glizzies. We named them that because the almighty god of our religion is Mr. Glizzy.

Economy

Foodland has a good free market Economy. They are good in selling junk food and healthy food. The rich and poor people both make up to $10,000 a week. They have three trade partners Cool Ghanastans, Hunterker, and Kibola. Cool Ghanastans give us cool sunglasses for 12 long Subway subs. Hunterker gives us gold for a month worth of glizzies. Kibola gives us phones for the whole entire McDonalds menu.


Citizenship Process

The Citizenship Process is a lot of different ways to become a citizen. If you are born in Foodland you are not gaining citizenship right away. You have to be 100 pounds when you are 10 or you die. You have to be fat and be married to someone else that's fat for 3 years. You have to go to Subway and buy a long sub once a week they cost 30 food dollars. If you pay 6900 food dollars you can become a citizen. You have to eat the entire McDonalds menu once a month.


Duties and Responsibilities

To get paid you can only work at a restaurant, a fast food place, or a grocery store. If you are a citizen you have to follow the laws. You have to pay taxes with Food Dollars. You have to participate in food contests. If you win food contests you get food and bonus food dollars. You have to be 150 pounds when you are 15. Each year you turn you have to gain 10 pounds.

Random Facts about Foodland

Foodland homes are made out of food. You can be smart and not eat your house or you can be dumb and eat your house. The Subway foot long sandwich is 12 inches long. The whole entire McDonalds menu is about 10,000 food dollars. If you do drugs in Foodland you have to become a slave or you can die. We have to throw the drugs at you instead of putting it somewhere in our Foodland. If you don't wear a food costume once a week you are suspended from going outside of your house. If you try to escape security guards will tazze you down and put you in food jail for 1 month.