The Best Nation

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The Best Empire is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 62 million The Bestians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Empire of the Best economy, worth 2.08 trillion Fish Scales a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,607 Fish Scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and vegetarianism is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of the Best's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nation of the Best is ranked 138,463rd in the world and 5,015th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

The Best Empire has a strong powerful military alliance with the Republic of Shrek. They have a trustful trade alliance with Dirkistan. And has made enemies out of The Kingdom of Blob.

Empire of the Best

Saikō no teikoku
Motto: 
"Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French)
"Peace – Work – Fatherland"
Anthem: 
" Chūsei no Chikai (French)"
Pledge of Loyalty a
Location of Sensō
Capital
and largest city
Bestian City
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Official languages
Ethnic groups
Demonym(s)Bestian
GovernmentEmpire
• Meishu
Meishu Yisaac
Yordan Yulishney
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence from France
• Declared
3 April 1800
• Annexation of former
Sensō Cameroons
3 April 1869
Area
• Total
559,099 km2 (215,869 sq mi) (69th)
• Water (%)
5.9
Population
• April 2007 estimate
20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census
21,500,836
• Density
39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (105th)
GDP (PPP)2011 estimate
• Total
$59.909 billion
• Per capita
$2,257
GDP (nominal)2011 estimate
• Total
$559.900 billion
• Per capita
$1,230
Gini (2001)44.6
medium
HDI (2011)Increase 0.482
low · 150th
CurrencyFish scales (XAF)
Time zoneUTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (New york)
Driving sideright
Calling code+559
Internet TLD.cm
  1. These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Sensō, Article X. The Japanese version of the song is sometimes called Template:Lang Chusei no Chikai, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "Pledge of Loyalty".