WorldVision Song Contest 69
| Motto | Discover a Hidden Passion! |
|---|---|
| Host City | Tampon Bay, Lactatia |
| Host Broadcaster | LacTV |
| Participants | 36 |
| Winning Country | Antahbrantahstan |
| Winning Song | "Wigless" |
| Winning Artist | Yuliana Vergina Citra |
The WorldVision Song Contest 69 (or WV69, WVSC69, SCP-069, The one where everyone stopped caring) was the 69th and arguably most meaningless iteration of NationStates' longest running music competision show, WorldVision. It took place for the first time in Lactatia, following its winning bid for the competition and a hefty bag of banknotes in a carrier bag emblazoned with the logo of the Lactatian Milk Council.
LacTV were responsible for the broadcasting and hosting for this competition, and was sponsored by The Organic Protein Company - Human Breast Milk Protein.
In this edition, Antahbrantahstan's Yuliana Vergina Citra won the contest with the song "Wigless" with 120 points.
Host Bid
| Place | City | Country | Votes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 06 | Gërlërtyrasërälövüränmersën/Sërna | Vartugia | 0 |
| 06 | Glescae | Scottish Socialists | 0 |
| 03 | Pen Island | The Hlhata States | 1 (10%) |
| 01 | Tampon Bay | Lactatia | 4 (40%) |
| 03 | Kayojo | Saviera | 1 (10%) |
| 06 | Crazybloxia | Crazybloxian Empire | 0 |
| 03 | Faren | South Batoko | 1 (10%) |
| 02 | Effin | Missus X | 3 (30%) |
| 06 | Rotlichtčiku | Tödlichebujoku | 0 |
| 06 | Cidarah | Kuala Lumpia | 0 |
As usual in every edition, in order to choose the host of the Worldvision Song Contest, each country that has interest in hosting must present their bids to the world and each country choose the best of all bids. The country with the most votes for their bid then earn the right of hosting the Worldvision Song Contest.
In this edition, ten hosting bids were received, all of them where terrible.
The contest was broadcasted live around the world from the the Ramsey Arena.
Voting
This edition, national juries provided points to their favourite songs with12 points to the favourite, 10 to the second, then 8, 7, 6 and so on down to a single point for their 10th favourite entrant.
Participating Countries and Results
| No. | Country | Singer | Song | Place | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 01 | Axuva | Juanita Jones featuring Juanitas Cooking Class | Bake It | 11 | 61 |
| 02 | Main Nation Ministry | Jessica Madden | Purgatory | 27 | 32 |
| 03 | Ardoki | Alistair Killian Moriarty | Phoenix | 17 | 52 |
| 04 | Fatiman Federation (Indo States) | Sidrovich Destrilliyev | Poor Independent Fatimania | DSQ | DSQ |
| 05 | Kalmarlund | DJ Sinneschlössen | Bra | 29 | 28 |
| 06 | Scottish Socialists | Andy Wright | Born and Bred | 13 | 59 |
| 07 | Vartugia | Kevin And The Shitposters | Give Us Calcium! | 25 | 35 |
| 08 | Western Edeltia | Liliana Nicola Deneszki | Nosze Tastralin Moszczek (Bizarre Love Triangle) | DSQ | DSQ |
| 09 | Darkmania | Ändrea Sëdtÿrme | Enkle Toner (Simple Notes) | 2 | 109 |
| 10 | Nekoni | Gropey Dave and the Right-Arm Shufflers | Dont Put Deep Heat Down There | 15 | 54 |
| 11 | Missus X | Rick Leg | Sexy | 32 | 15 |
| 12 | Mister X | Will Carter | Twerk | 9 | 68 |
| 13 | Wolfrenia | James Borle | My Land | 31 | 18 |
| 14 | Polkopia | Yulia Vegovna and the Vegovites | We Don't Want Fatiman | 12 | 61 |
| 15 | Proluvia | -None- | -None- | DSQ | DSQ |
| 16 | Electrum | Janet Snakehole | Touch Me | 10 | 64 |
| 17 | Mercedini | Gimme D | G.I.M.M.E. D. | 4 | 103 |
| 18 | Electrum Diplomatic Offices | Gertrude Pullman | Boycott | 28 | 30 |
| 19 | Talvezout | The YLFA War Choir Featuring YLFA Philharmonic | Prelude No. 5 in A Minor | 26 | 34 |
| 20 | Pambudia | Lutvi | Right Way | DSQ | DSQ |
| 21 | Izemdu | Hrzenjak & Planeta | Zona Opasnosti | 6 | 85 |
| 22 | Normandy and Picardy | Andrew and the Normies | Sexy Cup of Tea: A Masturbatea Production | 3 | 107 |
| 23 | Wazekia | Duama Norslak | Good Decking | 22 | 40 |
| 24 | Antahbrantahstan | Yuliana Vergina Citra | Wigless | 1 | 120 |
| 25 | Tödlichebujoku | Anja Krajacic & Kiraya | Finger (F*ck It) | 8 | 68 |
| 26 | Adab | Rafa Farrakh and Roman Albag | Birdie | 24 | 36 |
| 27 | Kalosia | Shalissa | In the City | 14 | 58 |
| 28 | Lactatia | Doris (all)Day(longonthiscock) and Co. | It's Time to Lactate | 18 | 49 |
| 29 | Postman Sayoc | Postman Sayoc | Postman Sayoc | 23 | 40 |
| 30 | Aloquirbe | Tizzy Ricochet | Turn it Up | 21 | 42 |
| 31 | Saviera | Izmedzuli Snijega | Fire and Furry | 30 | 27 |
| 32 | 1zmedu | Prudencija Nikolic | Shine | 20 | 44 |
| 33 | Togonistan | Son Kiddy | Heads Up | 16 | 53 |
| 34 | Libereco kaj Paco | -Unknown- | Kion ĝi signifas? | 7 | 74 |
| 35 | SquareDisc City | Dorothy Titun | Ivor Won't You Wax Your Crack | 19 | 46 |
| 36 | Llalta | Esther Winterbourne | Like Memories | 5 | 98 |