Foodland
Empire of Foodland Empire of Foodland | |
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Motto: "Never stop eating" | |
Anthem: "Never stop eating" | |
| Location of | |
| Capital | Junk Food Town |
| Largest city | Healthy Food City |
| Official languages | English |
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| Demonym(s) | Fatties |
| Government | Parliamentary Republic |
• President | Caden Hatami |
| Legislature | Parliament |
| Area | |
• Total | [convert: invalid number] ((59th)) |
• Water (%) | .87% |
| Population | |
• October 2020 estimate | 200,000,000 (69th) |
• 2017 census | 120,000,000 |
• Density | [convert: invalid number] ((15th)) |
| GDP (PPP) | 2020 estimate |
• Total | $48.254 Trillion |
• Per capita | $69,596 ((12th)) |
| Currency | Food Dollar ((FOOD)) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (+1) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +69 |
| Internet TLD | .cm |
Foodland
The Republic of Foodland is a fledgling, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million fatties are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up. The Foodland national animal is a seabird. The seabird is Foodlands national animal because its mouth looks like it can eat a humongous sub from Subway. The Foodlandian economy, worth 315 billion Food dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,042 Food dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest. The seabird can be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
Foodland is located in Australia. The island next to Australia is called Glizzy Island. This island is full of glizzies everywhere growing from trees and plants. Glizzies are hot dogs but in a different name just to let you know. The reason we have so many glizzies on this island because we love glizzies. In the country of Foodland we use English as our only language in this country. The new name of hot dogs is glizzies. We named them that because the almighty god of our religion is Mr. Glizzy.
Economy
Foodland has a good free market Economy. They are good in selling junk food and healthy food. The rich and poor people both make up to $10,000 a week. They have three trade partners Cool Ghanastans, Hunterker, and Kibola. Cool Ghanastans give us cool sunglasses for 12 long Subway subs. Hunterker gives us gold for a month worth of glizzies. Kibola gives us phones for the whole entire McDonalds menu.
Citizenship Process
The Citizenship Process is a lot of different ways to become a citizen. If you are born in Foodland you are not gaining citizenship right away. You have to be 100 pounds when you are 10 or you die. You have to be fat and be married to someone else that's fat for 3 years. You have to go to Subway and buy a long sub once a week they cost 30 food dollars. If you pay 6900 food dollars you can become a citizen. You have to eat the entire McDonalds menu once a month.
Duties and Responsibilities
To get paid you can only work at a restaurant, a fast food place, or a grocery store. If you are a citizen you have to follow the laws. You have to pay taxes with Food Dollars. You have to participate in food contests. If you win food contests you get food and bonus food dollars. You have to be 150 pounds when you are 15. Each year you turn you have to gain 10 pounds.
Random Facts about Foodland
Foodland homes are made out of food. You can be smart and not eat your house or you can be dumb and eat your house. The Subway foot long sandwich is 12 inches long. The whole entire McDonalds menu is about 10,000 food dollars. If you do drugs in Foodland you have to become a slave or you can die. We have to throw the drugs at you instead of putting it somewhere in our Foodland. If you don't wear a food costume once a week you are suspended from going outside of your house. If you try to escape security guards will tazze you down and put you in food jail for 1 month.