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'''Smack''' is a {{wp|Productivity software|productivity platform}} and {{wp|Team communication software|team communication tool}} designed to help organisations and businesses effortlessly streamline their work processes, or at least give it their best shot. Conceived by the {{wp|triumvirate}} of productivity pioneers – [[Yonatani Simizi]], [[Yohana Agazeni]] and [[Marikesi Joniseni]] – in 2019, Smack is headquartered in the land of {{wp|hoodie}}s and tech disruptors, [[Zuidhaven]], [[Orioni]]. The platform's initial release, which according to its inventors “single-handedly saved humanity from the chaos of disorganised communication”,{{Dubious}} occurred on 20 October 2020, and is written in the holy trinity of programming languages: {{wp|C++}}, {{wp|PHP}}, and {{wp|JavaScript}}. Smack is compatible with multiple operating systems, including [[kOS]], [[PanOS]], web, and supports 24 languages – because why not?

== History ==

Smack's history began in 2019 when founders [[Yonatani Simizi]], [[Yohana Agazeni]] and [[Marikesi Joniseni]], fed up with the limitations of existing productivity tools and fuelled by an insatiable desire for [[wurld]] domination, decided to create a platform that would address these shortcomings. They envisioned a tool that would not only encompass all aspects of team communication and collaboration, but also render all other productivity tools obsolete, giving birth to the unstoppable force that is Smack. Popular legend has it that Smack is a {{wp|Recursive acronym|recursive acronym}} of ‘Smack Makes All Conversations Knowable’.

[[File:Caloween 2015 - Flickr - Schill.jpg|thumb|right|''Smacksmiths'' participating in the mandatory annual [[Gotneska#Culture|Samhain]] event.]]

In its early stages, Smack attracted seed funding from prominent venture capital firms and angel investors, who were all too eager to cash in on the next big productivity craze. This influx of cash allowed the development team to expand and refine the platform's [[#Features|features]], ultimately culminating in a powerful tool that could either revolutionise the workplace or bring it to its knees.

The initial release of Smack took place on 20 October 2020, an auspicious date that was announced by the company as “the dawn of a new era in team communication and collaboration.”{{Citation needed}} The release garnered [[#Reception|widespread attention]], with productivity fanatics and office workers alike clamouring to try out the latest tool in their never-ending quest for efficiency.

In response to user feedback, both the glowing praise and the inevitable cries of frustration, the Smack team continued to iterate on the platform like modern-day alchemists. They added new features and refined existing ones, transforming Smack into a veritable productivity elixir. With each update, Smack aimed to address the ever-evolving needs of its users, providing a more comprehensive and user-friendly experience while simultaneously raising the bar for workplace expectations.

A common nickname for the {{wp|developer}}s who work at Smack is "Smacksmiths.” This playful moniker highlights their role in forging the platform's features and functionality, much like a {{wp|blacksmith}} moulds and shapes metal. The name also suggests the developers' expertise in crafting the addictive nature of Smack, honing the platform to ensnare its users in a web of {{wp|productivity}} and {{wp|Collaborative software|collaboration}}.

== Features ==

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Smack aims to bring all {{wp|communication}}, {{wp|Collaborative software|collaboration}}, and {{wp|project management}} into one central location to facilitate seamless interaction and cooperation among team members. The platform flaunts an absurdly extensive range of tools and features designed to accommodate various work environments and industries, covering all bases and then some. These tools include customisable {{wp|chat}} channels, {{wp|file sharing}}, integrations with third-party applications, {{wp|video conferencing}}, and more.

Crafted with an uncanny ability to adapt to the unique needs of every organisation, Smack is highly customisable, allowing users to create their own channels, organise conversations, and {{wp|Information rights management|manage permissions}} like benevolent overlords of information. Smack fervently encourages {{wp|Instant messaging|constant communication}} and collaboration, enabling users to engage in {{wp|Collaborative real-time editor|real-time discussions}} and share information at breakneck speeds.

Smack's {{wp|User interface|interface}} is designed to be {{wp|Usability|user-friendly}}, sporting a sleek layout and intuitive controls that make navigation smoother than a greased-up otter. The platform's search functionality empowers users to swiftly locate messages, files, and other content, streamlining the process of accessing and sharing information like digital ninjas.

With its comprehensive suite of features and capabilities, Smack aims to help organisations optimise their {{wp|workflow}}s, reduce miscommunication, and ultimately improve {{wp|productivity}} and efficiency. The platform's mission is to provide an all-in-one solution for team communication and collaboration, eliminating the need for multiple tools and applications.

=== Features list ===

* '''Customisable chat channels:''' Endless opportunities to create channels for every topic under the sun, from serious work discussions to your coworker's obsession with {{wp|Artisan cheese|artisanal cheeses}}.
* '''Direct messaging and group messaging:''' The perfect platform to nurture office gossip and to send an accidental "Reply All" message that makes you question your life choices.
* '''File sharing and management:''' A labyrinthine digital file cabinet to lose important documents in, just like in the good old days of physical filing cabinets.
* '''Integration with third-party applications:''' Because why have just one productivity tool when you can {{wp|Frankenstein}} together a dozen to create the ultimate productivity monster?
* '''Video conferencing:''' An innovative way to showcase your tastefully decorated {{wp|home office}} or an elaborate ruse to use virtual backgrounds that hide your messy reality.
* '''Voice calls:''' Embrace the nostalgia of a time when people actually talked to each other on the phone, but now with the added joy of spotty internet connections.
* '''Screen sharing:''' The ultimate test of {{wp|multitasking}} and professionalism as you desperately try to avoid revealing your browser tabs filled with cat videos.
* '''Task management and tracking:''' A sophisticated system to create countless tasks and deadlines, giving you the satisfaction of {{wp|procrastination}} and the panic of impending doom.
* '''Advanced search functionality:''' The digital equivalent of a {{wp|private detective}}, ready to help you track down that elusive message from three months ago, which may or may not contain vital information.
* '''Customisable notifications:''' A symphony of pings, dings, and buzzes designed to keep you on your toes and maintain a perpetual state of mild {{wp|anxiety}}.
* '''Analytics and reporting:''' Detailed charts and graphs that provide compelling evidence of your team's productivity (or lack thereof) while simultaneously making you question the true meaning of success.
* '''Security and compliance features:''' A digital fortress to protect your sensitive information, giving you a false sense of security as you inevitably use the same password for all your accounts.
* '''Mobile app:''' So you can take your work – and the chaos that comes with it – wherever you go, because who needs {{wp|work-life balance}} anyway?

== Growth ==

[[File:Active users Commons app Oct 2021.png|thumb|right|Daily active users of Smack.]]

Since its initial release, Smack has experienced significant growth in terms of both user adoption and platform capabilities. organisations from various industries, including technology, healthcare, education, and finance, have implemented Smack to streamline their communication and collaboration processes. The platform has also attracted a global user base, with its language support and localisation features enabling teams from different regions to effectively collaborate.

Smack's growth can be attributed to its commitment to addressing user feedback and continuously enhancing the platform. The development team has consistently introduced new features and improvements based on user suggestions, resulting in a more comprehensive and adaptable tool.

As the platform's user base continues to grow, Smack has also expanded its partner ecosystem, forming strategic partnerships with third-party application providers. These partnerships enable Smack to offer seamless integrations with popular tools and services, further enhancing the platform's value proposition.

== Business model ==

[[File:Monetize blog 2017.jpg|thumb|right|Smack monetisation has created an ecosystem of add-ons, plugins, and extensions.]]

Smack, in its relentless pursuit of {{wp|productivity}} domination, has devised a cunning monetisation strategy that would make even the shrewdest business tycoons proud. The platform operates on a {{wp|freemium}} model, offering a tantalising taste of its features to lure unsuspecting users into its productivity web. With the basic version of Smack available at no cost, users can communicate and collaborate without having to dig into their wallets, all while becoming hopelessly addicted to the platform.

Once they're hooked, Smack ups the ante with a selection of premium plans designed to entice users to part with their hard-earned cash. These plans offer a veritable treasure trove of features and capabilities, each more alluring than the last. From increased file storage and message history to enhanced security features and priority support, Smack knows how to make its premium offerings difficult to resist.

In addition to individual and team subscriptions, Smack has set its sights on the lucrative [[wurld]] of enterprise clients. The platform offers tailor-made solutions for large organisations, complete with custom branding, single sign-on, and dedicated account managers. These bespoke packages come with an appropriately hefty price tag, ensuring Smack's continued profitability and fuelling its quest for market dominance.

To further capitalise on its growing user base, Smack has forged strategic partnerships with third-party applications and service providers. These integrations not only expand the platform's functionality, but also open up additional revenue streams through referral fees and cross-promotion opportunities.

Smack's monetisation strategy is a masterclass in turning a digital addiction into a thriving business. By offering a taste of its features for free and then capitalising on users' dependency with premium plans and enterprise packages, Smack has created a sustainable and profitable model that will continue to fund its growth and development in the ever-competitive productivity platform market.

== Reception ==

=== General reception ===

Smack's reception has been mixed, with both praise and criticism directed at various aspects of the platform. Users have applauded Smack's comprehensive suite of [[#Features|features]] and the flexibility it offers in customising the platform to suit specific organisational needs. The platform's {{wp|User experience|user-friendly interface}} and search functionality have been hailed as modern marvels, making it a breeze for team members to locate the proverbial needle in the haystack of information and communicate with the efficiency of telepathic superheroes.

=== Popularity ===

Modern tech workers, always eager to embrace the latest trends and {{wp|Jargon|workplace lingo}}, have coined a variety of phrases to describe their usage of Smack. Some popular sayings include "I'll smack you with the details," "Let's get smacked with updates," and "Smack me up with that report." These phrases, while playfully incorporating the platform's name, demonstrate the pervasive nature of Smack in the daily lives of tech workers.

[[File:Posse Senadores 2019 (33076008488).jpg|thumb|right|Modern tech workers are very happy with their near-constant stream of Smack.]]

Management, in their never-ending quest to optimise {{wp|productivity}}, has found creative ways to "smackcessfully" exploit the Smack platform. They might "smackronise" meetings and deadlines, ensuring that employees are perpetually inundated with tasks and responsibilities. {{wp|Management|Managers}} may also employ Smack's {{wp|analytics}} and reporting features to meticulously track {{wp|employee performance}}, creating a "smacktatorship" of {{wp|Employee monitoring|constant surveillance and evaluation}}.

In some cases, management can (ab)use the system by overwhelming employees with {{wp|Notification service|notifications}}, incessant {{wp|Private message|direct messages}}, and mandatory participation in an excessive number of channels. This constant bombardment of information leads to a "smackdemic" of stress and burnout among workers, as they struggle to maintain a healthy {{wp|Work–life interface|work-life balance}} in the face of relentless Smack notifications.

Despite these potential pitfalls, many tech workers and organisations continue to embrace Smack and its [[#Features|features]], finding ways to navigate the challenges it presents and, in some cases, even transforming the platform into a force for good – or at least a slightly less "smacksasperating" experience.

=== Criticisms ===

However, as with any tale of grand ambition, Smack has faced its fair share of criticism. Detractors argue that the constant communication and collaboration encouraged by Smack can lead to a deluge of messages reminiscent of a digital tsunami, drowning users in a sea of notifications and reducing {{wp|productivity}} to mere flotsam in the waves. The platform's insistent buzzing and beeping has become the bane of many users, disrupting workflows and spawning a new generation of easily-distracted worker bees.

Adding to Smack's list of grievances, the platform has been criticised for its complex permission management system, a labyrinthine maze that even the sharpest minds find difficult to navigate. The tangled web of user permissions can result in unauthorised parties stumbling upon sensitive information like digital cat burglars, posing security risks for organisations and leaving users wondering if they've inadvertently set off some sort of virtual alarm.

Despite these criticisms, Smack marches on like a relentless productivity juggernaut, determined to grow, refine, and dominate the digital landscape. Addressing user concerns and tirelessly working to improve the user experience, Smack's unyielding commitment to innovation and user satisfaction has helped it maintain a stranglehold on the productivity platform and team communication tool market, leaving competitors shaking in their boots.

=== Abuse ===

Much like the notorious colloquial namesake, Smack, the app platform has developed a reputation for being deviously addictive. Users are lured in by the promise of increased {{wp|productivity}} and seamless collaboration, only to find themselves ensnared in a web of constant communication, emoji reactions, and endless channels.

[[File:Man Stressed At Work Illustration.jpg|thumb|right|Modern office workers assume this recognisable pose at least once every hour. And 50% more if they use Smack.]]

The platform's seemingly innocent ping of an incoming message or notification elicits an irresistible {{wp|Ivan Pavlov|Pavlovian response}}, compelling users to check their screens with an urgency bordering on obsession. This cycle of instant gratification and the {{wp|dopamine}} rush that follows each "smacknowledgment" of a message or task completion creates a powerful, habit-forming {{wp|feedback loop}}.

As users become more entrenched in the Smack ecosystem, they develop an insatiable appetite for the platform's [[#Features|features]], constantly seeking out new integrations, customisations, and productivity hacks. This fixation on achieving peak efficiency through Smack's myriad tools and functions can lead to an unhealthy dependency, with users growing increasingly reliant on the platform for every aspect of their work lives.

The all-encompassing nature of Smack, coupled with the constant influx of messages, updates, and notifications, fuels a sense of FOMO ({{wp|fear of missing out}}) among its users. This pervasive anxiety drives them to compulsively monitor their Smack channels and messages, even during evenings, weekends, and vacations, eroding the boundaries between work and personal life. In moments of exasperation, the users might jokingly or seriously plead with their managers to "cut me some {{wp|Slack (software)|slack}}!"

In this way, Smack, the app platform, has managed to ensnare its users in a digital addiction, rivalling the allure of its notorious {{wp|Heroin#Names|namesake}}. Despite the potential pitfalls of this powerful dependency, many users continue to indulge in their Smack habit, hoping that the elusive promise of unparalleled productivity and collaboration will ultimately outweigh the risks.

== See also ==

* [[Accord]]
* [[Wittier]]

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