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==History of Cuthland-Waldrich==
|post            = Foresitters of Cuthland-Waldrish
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|incumbent      = [[Ale Dykstra]] and [[Clifford Goodwin]]
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|style          = Foresitter<br /><small>(informal)</small><br />The Upright<br /><small>(formal)</small><br />His Redeship<br /><small>(diplomatic)</small>
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|inaugural      = [[Gerrit Hartnell]]<br />[[Sikke Rijnders]]
|formation      = 19 June 1944
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|salary          = £133,000 annually
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{| class="wikitable plainrowheaders" style="text-align:center;"
* '''Pre-6th century:''' Tribes and stuff from prehistory until circa 6th century
|-
* '''6th century:''' Various petty kingdoms, duchies, etc. emerge and dominate throughout early medieval period
! colspan="5" width=45% | Cuthland
* '''6th-11th centuries:''' But oh no, they keep getting fucked by Mascylla from the east and the Nordics from the west
! rowspan="3" width=10% | Years
* '''11th century:''' Probably better if we unite into two kingdoms instead, Cuthland and Waldrich
! colspan="5" width=45% | Waldrich
* '''15th century:''' Yeah this is pretty cool but Masc keeps fucking us so let's form a political union and totally not rip off Poland-Lithuania in the process
|-
* '''15th-17th centuries:''' Wow I like this whole empire thing let's go invade not!Scandinavia and maybe parts of Mascylla as well
! rowspan="2" width=2% | №
** We should also be artsy and shit while we're at it
! rowspan="2" width=8% | Portrait
* '''17th century:''' Oh never mind this is actually completely unsustainable, ethnic tensions are sucky and our economy is in the shitter
! rowspan="2" width=15% | Name<br />{{small|(Birth{{ndash}}Death)}}
** Guess we better partition the G L O R I O U S E M P I R E and return to getting railed by Mascylla
! colspan="2" width=20% | Term in Office
* '''1818:''' Lol jk we're getting the band back together
! rowspan="2" width=2% | №
* '''19th century:''' Oh look, industry and colonies
! rowspan="2" width=8% | Portrait
** Oh awesome now Dulebia wants in, maybe we can challenge Lavarian/Mascyllary dominance and in no way collapse spectacularly in the process
! rowspan="2" width=15% | Name<br />{{small|(Birth{{ndash}}Death)}}
* '''Great War:''' Oh wow that was shockingly predictable guess we suck again
! colspan="2" width=20% | Term in Office
* '''1920s:''' Yep we definitely suck, Masc took our monarchy and now the commies want in
|-
* '''1930s:''' But what better cure for communism than a return of the monarchy, this time with double the oppression
! width=10% | Took Office
* '''1930s:''' Guess we should invade/annex Waldrich again, as is customary
! width=10% | Left Office
* '''1930s-1970s:''' Oh wow this is much better than before, we're actually kind of feared
! width=10% | Took Office
* '''1970s:''' Whoops maybe economics aren't our thing, the people are restless again
! width=10% | Left Office
** Okay we'll give you more capitalism but the monarchy stays
|-
* '''1980s-2000s:''' Mmm yes the sweet taste of cold hard cash
| rowspan="2" | 1
* '''2000s-present:''' Wow we're actually developed as fuck for once
| rowspan="2" | [[File:1st_Earl_of_Halifax_1947.jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="2" | [[Gerrit Hartnell]]<br />{{small|(1881{{ndash}}1962)}}
| rowspan="2" | 19 June 1944
| rowspan="2" | 5 August 1962
! 1944{{ndash}}1950
| 1
| [[File:HeuvenGoedhart1944_(cropped).jpg|70px]]
| [[Sikke Rijnders]]<br />{{small|(1901{{ndash}}1998)}}
| 19 June 1944
| 1 October 1950
|-
! 1950{{ndash}}1962
| rowspan="3" | 2
| rowspan="3" | [[File:Michael_Stewart.jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="3" | [[Dieuwe Arkema]]<br />{{small|(1908{{ndash}}1979)}}
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 1950
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 1974
|-
| 2
| [[File:Fred_Mulley.PNG|70px]]
| [[Wilfred Þornton]]<br />{{small|(1906{{ndash}}2004)}}
| 5 August 1962
| 1 October 1966
! 1962{{ndash}}1966
|-
| rowspan="2" | 3
| rowspan="2" | [[File:Roy_Jenkins_1977_(cropped).jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="2" | [[Elfric Mendenhall]]<br />{{small|(1920{{ndash}}2016)}}
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 1966
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 1976
! 1966{{ndash}}1974
|-
! 1974{{ndash}}1976
| rowspan="3" | 3
| rowspan="3" | [[File:Max_van_der_Stoel_(1981).jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="3" | [[Lubbert Hoekstra]]<br />{{small|(1923{{ndash}}2010)}}
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 1974
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 1980
|-
| rowspan="1" | 4
| rowspan="1" | [[File:Lars_Korvald,_1978_(cropped).jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="1" | [[Hereward Paley]]<br />{{small|(1917{{ndash}}1977)}}
| rowspan="1" | 1 October 1976
| rowspan="1" | 5 February 1977
! 1976{{ndash}}1977
|-
| rowspan="2" | 5
| rowspan="2" | [[File:Verteidigungsminister_Dr._Hans_Apel_(4909219537).jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="2" | [[Dunstan Blacwell]]<br />{{small|(1932{{ndash}}2018)}}
| rowspan="2" | 5 February 1977
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 1982
! 1977{{ndash}}1980
|-
! 1980{{ndash}}1982
| 4
| [[File:Bundesarchiv_B_145_Bild-F064991-0014,_Bonn,_SPD-Pressekonferenz,_Manfred_Lahnstein.jpg|70px]]
| [[Siet Zijlstra]]<br />{{small|(1936{{ndash}}present)}}
| 1 October 1980
| 1 October 1982
|-
| rowspan="3" | 6
| rowspan="3" | [[File:Merlyn_Rees_appearing_on_After_Dark_,_16_July_1988_-_(cropped).jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="3" | [[Edwin Horsbricg]]<br />{{small|(1920{{ndash}}2009)}}
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 1982
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 1996
! 1982{{ndash}}1990
| 5
| [[File:Jan_P._Syse.JPG|70px]]
| [[Fen Jelgersma]]<br />{{small|(1930{{ndash}}2000)}}
| 1 October 1982
| 1 October 1990
|-
! 1990{{ndash}}1994
| 6
| [[File:George_Younger.JPEG|70px]]
| [[Ese Fan Slachboarg]]<br />{{small|(1931{{ndash}}2011)}}
| 1 October 1990
| 1 October 1994
|-
! 1994{{ndash}}1996
| rowspan="3" | 7
| rowspan="3" | [[File:Bjorn_von_Sydow,_talman_Sveriges_riksdag.jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="3" | [[Durk Baarsma]]<br />{{small|(1945{{ndash}}present)}}
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 1994
| rowspan="3" | 1 October 2010
|-
| 7
| [[File:Tim_Fischer.jpg|70px]]
| [[Bada Earnshaw]]<br />{{small|(1946{{ndash}}present)}}
| 1 October 1996
| 1 October 2002
! 1996{{ndash}}2002
|-
| rowspan="2" | 8
| rowspan="2" | [[File:Jan_Eliasson_2011.jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="2" | [[Egbert Crampton]]<br />{{small|(1940{{ndash}}present)}}
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 2002
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 2012
! 2002{{ndash}}2010
|-
! 2010{{ndash}}2012
| rowspan="2" | 8
| rowspan="2" | [[File:Nick_Minchin.jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="2" | [[Aldert Fan Westfjild]]<br />{{small|(1953{{ndash}}present)}}
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 2010
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 2014
|-
| rowspan="2" | 8
| rowspan="2" | [[File:Lawrence_McAulay_01-14-2016.jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="2" | [[Alden Reeves]]<br />{{small|(1946{{ndash}}present)}}
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 2012
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 2018
! 2012{{ndash}}2014
|-
! 2014{{ndash}}2018
| rowspan="2" | 9
| rowspan="2" | [[File:Uitreiking_Stuiveling_Open_Data_Award_(SODA)_(45117150741)_(cropped)_2.jpg|70px]]
| rowspan="2" | [[Ale Dykstra]]<br />{{small|(1971{{ndash}}present)}}
| rowspan="2" | 1 October 2014
| rowspan="2" | Incumbent
|-
| 9
| [[File:Official_portrait_of_George_Eustice_MP_crop_2.jpg|70px]]
| [[Clifford Goodwin]]<br />{{small|(1971{{ndash}}present)}}
| 1 October 2018
| Incumbent
! 2018{{ndash}}present
|}

Revision as of 19:55, 5 July 2020

History of Cuthland-Waldrich

  • Pre-6th century: Tribes and stuff from prehistory until circa 6th century
  • 6th century: Various petty kingdoms, duchies, etc. emerge and dominate throughout early medieval period
  • 6th-11th centuries: But oh no, they keep getting fucked by Mascylla from the east and the Nordics from the west
  • 11th century: Probably better if we unite into two kingdoms instead, Cuthland and Waldrich
  • 15th century: Yeah this is pretty cool but Masc keeps fucking us so let's form a political union and totally not rip off Poland-Lithuania in the process
  • 15th-17th centuries: Wow I like this whole empire thing let's go invade not!Scandinavia and maybe parts of Mascylla as well
    • We should also be artsy and shit while we're at it
  • 17th century: Oh never mind this is actually completely unsustainable, ethnic tensions are sucky and our economy is in the shitter
    • Guess we better partition the G L O R I O U S E M P I R E and return to getting railed by Mascylla
  • 1818: Lol jk we're getting the band back together
  • 19th century: Oh look, industry and colonies
    • Oh awesome now Dulebia wants in, maybe we can challenge Lavarian/Mascyllary dominance and in no way collapse spectacularly in the process
  • Great War: Oh wow that was shockingly predictable guess we suck again
  • 1920s: Yep we definitely suck, Masc took our monarchy and now the commies want in
  • 1930s: But what better cure for communism than a return of the monarchy, this time with double the oppression
  • 1930s: Guess we should invade/annex Waldrich again, as is customary
  • 1930s-1970s: Oh wow this is much better than before, we're actually kind of feared
  • 1970s: Whoops maybe economics aren't our thing, the people are restless again
    • Okay we'll give you more capitalism but the monarchy stays
  • 1980s-2000s: Mmm yes the sweet taste of cold hard cash
  • 2000s-present: Wow we're actually developed as fuck for once
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