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|native_name = {{The Republic of Qûwåńâñį}}
|native_name = {{The Republic of Qûwåńâñį}}
|common_name = Qûwåńâñį
|common_name = Qûwåńâñį
|image_flag = Flag of Cameroon.svg
|image_flag =  
|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red.
|image_coat = Coat of arms of Cameroon.svg
|symbol_type = Coat of arms
|image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg
|image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg
|alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe.
|alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe.
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|fr|"Paix – Travail – Patrie"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"Peace – Work – Fatherland"}}
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|en|"Œm dëçt ãrêmb ååt"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"i hate it here"}}
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|fr|[[O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers|Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|en|[[How did I get here?|Pî gėjb ãt mœvx bøg]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''How did I get here?''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[French language|French]] |[[English language|English]]}}|demonym = Cameroonian
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[Qęšbæńïē language|Qęšbæńïē]] |[[English language|English]]}}|
|ethnic_groups =
{{unbulleted list
  | {{nowrap|31% [[Ethnic groups in Cameroon|Cameroon Highlanders]]}}
  | 19% [[Bantu peoples|Equatorial Bantu]]
  | 11% [[Kirdi]]
  | 10% [[Fula people|Fulani]]
  |  8% [[Bantu peoples|Northwestern Bantu]]
  |  7% Eastern Nigritic
  | 13% other African
  | <1% non-African
}}
|capital = [[Qûwåłę Town]]
|capital = [[Qûwåłę Town]]
|coordinates = {{coord|3|52|N|11|31|E}}
|largest_city = [[Qûwåłę Town]]
|largest_city = [[Qûwåłę Town]]
|government_type = [[Republic]]
|government_type = [[Republic]]
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Qûwåńâñį|President]]
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Qûwåńâñį|President]]
|leader_name1 = [[Paul Biya]]
|leader_name1 = [[Agustina Noé]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Cameroon|Prime Minister]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Qûwåńâñį|Prime Minister]]
|leader_name2 = [[Philémon Yang]]
|leader_name2 = [[Hiram Diablogg]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Cameroon)|National Assembly]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Qûwåńâñį)|National Assembly]]
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_rank = 1st <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_km2 = 475,442
|area_sq_mi = 183,568 <!--Do not remove per [[WP:MOSNUM]]-->
|percent_water = 1.3 <!--CIA World Factbook-->
|population_estimate = 20,129,878
|population_estimate = 20,129,878
|population_estimate_rank = 58th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_estimate_rank = 1st <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_estimate_year = July 2012
|population_estimate_year = July 2012
|population_census = 17,463,836
|population_census = 17,463,836
|population_census_year = 2005
|population_census_year = 2020
|population_density_km2 = 39.7
|population_density_sq_mi = 102,8 <!--Do not remove per [[WP:MOSNUM]]-->
|population_density_rank = 167th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion
|GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion
|GDP_PPP_year = 2011
|GDP_PPP_year = 2011
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|GDP_nominal_year = 2011
|GDP_nominal_year = 2011
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = $1,230
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = $1,230
|sovereignty_type = Independence {{nobold|from [[France]]}}
|sovereignty_type = Independence
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_date1 = 1 January 1960
|established_date1 = The Begining of Time
|established_event2 = {{nowrap|Annexation of former<br/>[[British Cameroons]]}}
|currency = [[Qüwâńš]]
|established_date2 = 1 October 1961
|currency_code = WEG
|HDI_year = 2011
|time zone = [[Spelltime Celestail Zone of the Inbetween Time|SCIT]]
|HDI_change = increase <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|HDI = 0.482 <!--number only-->
|HDI_ref =
|HDI_rank = 150th
|Gini_year = 2001
|Gini_change =  <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|Gini = 44.6 <!--number only-->
|Gini_ref =
|Gini_rank =
|currency = [[Central African CFA franc]]
|currency_code = XAF
|time_zone = [[West Africa Time|WAT]]
|utc_offset = +1
|utc_offset = +1
|time_zone_DST = not observed
|time_zone_DST = Spelltime Celestail Zone of the Inbetween Time
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|drives_on = right
|drives_on = right
|calling_code = [[+237]]
|calling_code = [[666]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon'', Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|fr|Chant de Ralliement}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
|footnote_a = HELP US WE CANT LEAVE THEY ARE KEEPING US CAPTIVE (indisict noises) HELP HELP HELP -some rando
}}
}}

Revision as of 15:04, 2 October 2020

Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)

The Republic of Quwanani is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 96 million Quwananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Quwananian economy, worth 3.24 trillion quwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,702 quwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and Quwananians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quwanani's national animal is the Quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Republic of Qûwåńâñį
Template:The Republic of Qûwåńâñį
Motto: 
"Œm dëçt ãrêmb ååt" (English)
"i hate it here"
Anthem: 
"Pî gėjb ãt mœvx bøg (English)"
How did I get here? a
Location of Cameroon on the globe.
Capital
and largest city
Qûwåłę Town
Official languages
GovernmentRepublic
• President
Agustina Noé
Hiram Diablogg
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence
• Declared
The Begining of Time
Population
• July 2012 estimate
20,129,878 (1st)
• 2020 census
17,463,836
GDP (PPP)2011 estimate
• Total
$47.251 billion
• Per capita
$2,257
GDP (nominal)2011 estimate
• Total
$25.759 billion
• Per capita
$1,230
CurrencyQüwâńš (WEG)
Time zoneUTC+1
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (Spelltime Celestail Zone of the Inbetween Time)
Driving sideright
Calling code666
Internet TLD.cm
  1. HELP US WE CANT LEAVE THEY ARE KEEPING US CAPTIVE (indisict noises) HELP HELP HELP -some rando
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