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Verified member of the [[Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)]]
Verified member of the [[Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)]]


The Republic of Quwanani is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 96 million Quwananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The Republic of Quwanani is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, amazing landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 96 million Quwananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.


The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
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The sizeable but inefficient Quwananian economy, worth 3.24 trillion quwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,702 quwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sizeable but inefficient Quwananian economy, worth 3.24 trillion quwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,702 quwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.


Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and Quwananians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quwanani's national animal is the Quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.{{Infobox country
Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and Quwananians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quwanani's national animal is the Quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Quwanani is allies with OOF Ganastan, Satwika, Otanga, Earium, Yimanga and trade partners with Earium, Yimanga, and OOF Ganastan. Earium gives Quwanani weapons for the army and Quwanani gives them makeup products. OOF Ganastan gives Quwanani handmade baskets and Quwanani gives them makeup products. Yimanga gives Quwanani and Quwanani gives them makeup products. Quwanani is also going to war with United Peace Mania.{{Infobox country
|conventional_long_name = Republic of Qûwåńâñį
|conventional_long_name = Republic of Qûwåńâñį
|native_name = {{The Republic of Qûwåńâñį}}
|native_name = {{The Republic of Qûwåńâñį}}
|common_name = Qûwåńâñį
|common_name = Qûwåńâñį
|image_flag =  
|image_flag = [[File:Agustina’s Flag.jpg|thumb]]
|image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg
|image_map = [[File:Map.jpg|thumb]]
|alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe.
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|en|"Œm dëçt ãrêmb ååt"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"I smell dorritos"}}
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|en|"Œm dëçt ãrêmb ååt"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"i hate it here"}}
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|en|[[How did I get here?|Pî gėjb ãt mœvx bøg]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''How did I get here?''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|en|[[How did I get here?|Pî gėjb ãt mœvx bøg]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''How did I get here?''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[Qęšbæńïē language|Qęšbæńïē]] |[[English language|English]]}}|
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[Qęšbæńïē language|Qęšbæńïē]] |[[English language|English]]}}|
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|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Qûwåńâñį|President]]
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Qûwåńâñį|President]]
|leader_name1 = [[Agustina Noé]]
|leader_name1 = [[Agustina Noé]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Qûwåńâñį|Prime Minister]]
|leader_title2 = [[Vice President of Qûwåńâñį|Vice President]]
|leader_name2 = [[Hiram Diablogg]]
|leader_name2 = [[Mahoag Laryv]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Qûwåńâñį)|National Assembly]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Qûwåńâñį)|National Assembly]]
|area_rank = 1st <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_rank = 1st <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|population_estimate = 20,129,878
|population_estimate = 96,129,878
|population_estimate_rank = 1st <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_estimate_rank = 1st <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_estimate_year = July 2012
|population_estimate_year = July 2012
|population_census = 17,463,836
|population_census = 17,463,836
|population_census_year = 2020
|population_census_year = 2007
|GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion
|GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion
|GDP_PPP_year = 2011
|GDP_PPP_year = 2011
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|calling_code = [[666]]
|calling_code = [[666]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|footnote_a = HELP US WE CANT LEAVE THEY ARE KEEPING US CAPTIVE (indisict noises) HELP HELP HELP -some rando
|footnote_a =  
}}
}}

Revision as of 01:36, 12 October 2020

Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)

The Republic of Quwanani is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, amazing landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 96 million Quwananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Quwananian economy, worth 3.24 trillion quwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,702 quwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and Quwananians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quwanani's national animal is the Quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Quwanani is allies with OOF Ganastan, Satwika, Otanga, Earium, Yimanga and trade partners with Earium, Yimanga, and OOF Ganastan. Earium gives Quwanani weapons for the army and Quwanani gives them makeup products. OOF Ganastan gives Quwanani handmade baskets and Quwanani gives them makeup products. Yimanga gives Quwanani and Quwanani gives them makeup products. Quwanani is also going to war with United Peace Mania.

Republic of Qûwåńâñį
Agustina’s Flag.jpg
Flag
Motto: 
"Œm dëçt ãrêmb ååt" (English)
"I smell dorritos"
Anthem: 
"Pî gėjb ãt mœvx bøg (English)"
How did I get here? a
Map.jpg
Capital
and largest city
Qûwåłę Town
Official languages
GovernmentRepublic
• President
Agustina Noé
Mahoag Laryv
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence
• Declared
The Begining of Time
Population
• July 2012 estimate
96,129,878 (1st)
• 2007 census
17,463,836
GDP (PPP)2011 estimate
• Total
$47.251 billion
• Per capita
$2,257
GDP (nominal)2011 estimate
• Total
$25.759 billion
• Per capita
$1,230
CurrencyQüwâńš (WEG)
Time zoneUTC+1
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (Spelltime Celestail Zone of the Inbetween Time)
Driving sideright or left because we dont drive.......we fly
Calling code666
Internet TLD.cm