United Peace Mania

United Peace Mania Vereinigt Friedenswahn
Flag Coat of arms
Motto:  "There is peace in all of us" (German) "Peace – Family – Friends"
Anthem:  " Friedensmanie, das Land des Friedens, oh Manie (German)" O Mania, Peace Mania, The land of Peace a
Capital	Mazwa
Largest city	Cuckcoo
Official languages	German English
Ethnic groups	1% Peachers 7%Muchoose 19%Gibigans 4% Cats 18% South Pumpkin 37% Winnie 5% Blasters 8% Grapers 1% Drevers
Demonym(s)	Manians
Government	Monarchy
• King	Tuck Boo
• Queen	Charlie Boo
Legislature	Parliament
Independence from Germany
• Declared	24 May 1948
• Annexation of former German Manians	1 April 1952
Area
• Total	562,638 km2 (217,236 sq mi) (25th)
• Water (%)	3.4
Population
• January 2015 estimate	50,789,999 (27th)
• 2019 census	155,370,197
• Density	49.8/km2 (129.0/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)	2017 estimate
• Total	$59.863 billion
• Per capita	$5,624
GDP (nominal)	2006 estimate
• Total	$41.685 billion
• Per capita	$9,750
Gini (2003)	67.8 very high
HDI (2009)	0.597 medium (167th)
Currency	Pumpcoins/Dollarkins (PcDk)
Time zone	UTC+4 (CET)
• Summer (DST)	UTC+4 (not observed)
Driving side	left
Calling code	+49
Internet TLD	.gr
These are the titles as given in the Constitution of United Peace Mania. The German version of the song is sometimes called Frieden für uns, as in Peace For Us; and the English version "Peace Mania, The land of Peace, O mania", as in Quota Tear.

Form of Government & Location

United Peace Mania or Peace Mania for short is located in the Southwest part of the North Sea near North Germany. Other countries that you can find near it are Denmark, the Netherlands, Norway, and the United Kingdom. To get there from North America you can cross the Atlantic Ocean and can either go North around the United Kingdom and come in through the Norwegian Sea or go South and come in the English Channel. There are no states in United Peace Mania. It is like one big neighborhood. Peace Mania’s form of government is a Monarchy. That means we have a king or queen that rules the country. We have a king and queen. Their names are King Tuck Boo and Queen Charlie Boo. They rule fairly. They listen to their people. The legislature is Parliament. Parliament is where our politicians meet to create and discuss the laws.

Geography & Etymology

Our landforms contain mountains, small hills, rivers, lakes, and the ocean. We have a little bit of noisy coastlines. It rains about once a week and the evaporation is well. Our rivers are wide and flow very well. We have a policy that no trash can be thrown into the rivers and if you see trash to go out and pick it up. Our land is not that flat. Since the king and queen rule fairly, it sent out a positive vibe for the people. So the people get along fairly well. If a fight breaks out, the people have to figure it out on their own. If it gets violent though, they have to pay a fine. The history of our words is that Germany had dozens of languages. Peace Manians only used to speak German. Peace Manians got tired of writing those long words and weird symbols. Yes they were very lazy back in the day. In 1835, they went to war with Germany because Germany would not give the English language to them. The war went on for 5 years. Then finally, the Peace Manians said “Wenn wir die Englische Sprache haben, können Sie sie auch haben. Wir weden es teilen.” Which means “If we have the English Language, you can have it too. We will share it.” On May 14, 1840 United Peace Mania celebrated in the morning and started learning in the afternoon.  By the end of that week, they started mastering the English language.

Economy & Military

United Peace Mania trades with Satwika and Santo Miko. Peace Mania trades watermelons for oatmeal with Satwika. We also trade oil and baskets for coffee beans and wheat with Santo Miko. As you can see, Peace Mania does not get oil, clothes, or other goods. We have to produce or manufacture those goods. We make our own clothes. We dig deep into the ground to find oil. We also have to make our own furniture and food. Our military rivals are The Republic of Qûwåńâñį, Green Valley, and YIMANGA. Peace Mania has recruited 300,000 men and women to fight against The Republic of Qûwåńâñį, Green Valley, and YIMANGA. Peace Mania’s alias are Shopping Valley and Otanga. We help each other out in war.

Citizenship Process

To become a citizen in Peace Mania you must complete 8 simple tasks. Those tasks are: 1. You have to be over ten to become a citizen. 2. You have to have all A’s in school. 3. This one is optional, but if you are 18 or older you can qualify for the military. When you qualify for the military, you only have to do six months and then you are a citizen. 4. You can be born here. If you were born in Peace Mania, good job, you are already a citizen. 5. If you are 13 to 16 years old you can get a pink card. That pink card allows you to work in libraries, coffee shops, and gaming industries. 6. If you are 17 to 20 years old, you can get an orange card. That orange card allows you to work in higher paying jobs like an electrical engineer, camera operator, transportation manager, and much more. 7. If you are 21 or older you can get a purple card and get really high paying jobs. If you are 10, 11, or 12, all you have to do after you get all A’s in school is to take a big simple test. Before you do these tasks, you have to take a big test. Yes, I know another one. This test is based on if you know the history and understandings of United Peace Mania. If you fail the test, then we give you one year to study some more and then you can come take it again. United Peace Mania does not like to see people fail and mess up their dreams. So people can take the citizenship test more than once. As long, as they do it once a year.

Duties & Responsibilities

The duties and responsibilities of the Peace Manians are kind of hard and kind of easy. The most important duty is to pay taxes. Peace Manians only have to pay 8.2% of income tax. Some other duties they have is everybody absolutely has to go to college for 4 years. You also definitely have to have a job once you are 13. It does not have to be a big job. It can be like babysitting the kids next door or taking your neighbors dog for a walk. By the age of 17 though, you have to have a real job like working at a coffee shop or working at a fast food restaurant. The responsibilities are taking medical vaccines. Which really everybody should do because it is 2020. For kids who are in elementary, middle, and high school, they should read at least 20 minutes every night and try not to spend a maximum of 3 hours on their phones. Some more responsibilities are respecting the government and to stay informed of the issues in communities.

Coat of Arms

Peace Mania’s Coat of Arms is a symbol that represents the peace that we have in the country. The four colors represent the 4 tribes that came here at war and then finally had peace. Those four tribes were Purple, Blue, Green, and Orange. Yes, I know, such original names. The Green and Blue Tribes got along first. That is why there are stars. They then formed one tribe called the Superstars. There were 5 superstars in each tribe. The Purple and Orange Tribes got along because they were both losing poorly to the Superstars. They both have the pink windmill flower on their spot on the Coat of Arms. That pink windmill flower is the flower some random person found and made a wish on it, like a dandelion. They wished for there to be peace. They were not exactly clear, but the Purple and Orange Tribe got along and called themselves The Dreams. It took awhile for the fighting to stop. It took so long that they forgot what they were fighting about. There is a small, invisible button in the middle of the Coat of Arms. That button symbolizes The Dreams and The Superstars coming together and forming United Peace Mania. They were the Founding Fathers of Peace Mania.

Crazy Laws

All countries must have laws to make sure everybody is safe. Do not worry Peace Mania has laws too. They might be crazy, but oh well. Alcohol is banned in Peace Mania. We do not like drunk drivers or people who have an addiction to it. If you get caught with alcohol, you have to spend a night in jail. You also have to have Starbucks once a week. We do not care what you get, you just have to get it. Since, it is 2020, the parliament made the decision that you have to wear a mask in public. During Autumn, you must carve a pumpkin and you must take your kid’s trick or treating. During Winter, it does snow, so kids are required to go sledding every Sunday. If it does not snow, then you have to go grass sledding. In the Spring, every kid must grow a flower. In the summer, everybody must stay hydrated and go swimming twice a week. Once it is summertime and the kids do not have school, the parents have to take them to Peace Land. It is way more fun than it seems. At the end of Summer, parents must bring their kids on a little hike. Everybody must celebrate Taco Tuesday, at least once a month. Those are just some of the rules. There are many more.

All About It

All about Peace Mania. Now you are saying something like shouldn’t this be in the beginning. No you're wrong. Peace Mania is an odd country. We talked about what my country was like. Did we learn all about it? I hope so. This all about Peace Mania is at the end because it is like a test to see if you were paying attention. We know that Peace Mania has some crazy laws, a beautiful story about the Coat of Arms, a weird citizenship process, trading mystifying things, has a strange landform, the best allies, a fair country, and peace all around. This country is fair and to be honest, a bit bizarre. If you want peace, I suggest you come to United Peace Mania to fulfill that dream. Because United Peace Mania makes that dream come true.