Eggland

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Eggland

Eggland

The Republic of Egg-land is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its beutiful, hospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, population of 8 billion Egg-landians live in a state of peace, as a eggdogs boost mor ale even in the hardest sitations.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Egg-landian economy, worth 250 billion Eggelias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,105 Eggelias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,934 per year while the poor average 3,140, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a not problem, with the police force countering any criminal that they see. they have a lot of funding and a low mortality rate. Egg-land's national animal is the Eggdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Egg-land is ranked 72,530th in the world and 3,152nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Egg-land is a Theocracy, with a group of 4 priests ruling the country. 87% of its citizens beleive in Eggolosism and the rest have no religion.

Eggland is an extrodinary country with fauna and animals not seen anywhere else in the world. Most of its animals have an egg-like shape to them. on eof the most famous is the eggdog. an animal with two legs and an upper body of egg-like proportion. fauna is also shaped like eggs. spliting open into 4 peices into the day and closes at night.

eggland has a strong military force. with over 1,000,00 ships, 40,000,000 land vehicles, and 100,000,000 men.

Egg-land was first a part of australia. It had a rare mineral that was named australium. but during an earthquake, it drifted miles away from the country in 1000 BC. probably around 800 BC, all of its human inhabitants died from unknown diseases. the first People arrived at eggland in 400 BC. its peoples engineering was way ahead of its time. by the 1400s it had made the first real TV.

in egglands pre-modern history, flying cars were everywhere, buildings flying in the sky, and its nature as beutiful as can be. at the time, they thought that there was a monster in the ocean surounding their island, sl they were too scared to venture out. in the 1900s, eggland created the schlootiphone, which was able to interrupt radio frequencies. egg-land first made contact with the french where they started trading. and in 2013 egg-land was widely known around the world.

{{Infobox country |conventional_long_name = Republic of Cameroon |native_name = République du Cameroun |common_name = Cameroon |image_flag = Flag of Cameroon.svg |alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red. |image_coat = Coat of arms of Cameroon.svg |symbol_type = Coat of arms |image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg |alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe. |national_motto =
"Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French)
"Peace – Work – Fatherland" |national_anthem =
"Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres (French)"
O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers ^a

|official_languages =

• French
• English

|demonym = Cameroonian |ethnic_groups =

• 31% Cameroon Highlanders
• 19% Equatorial Bantu
• 11% Kirdi
• 10% Fulani
• 8% Northwestern Bantu
• 7% Eastern Nigritic
• 13% other African
• <1% non-African

|capital = Yaoundé |coordinates = |largest_city = Douala |government_type = Republic |leader_title1 = President |leader_name1 = Paul Biya |leader_title2 = Prime Minister |leader_name2 = Philémon Yang |legislature = National Assembly |area_rank = 54th |area_km2 = 475,442 |area_sq_mi = 183,568 |percent_water = 1.3 |population_estimate = 20,129,878 |population_estimate_rank = 58th |population_estimate_year = July 2012 |population_census = 17,463,836 |population_census_year = 2005 |population_density_km2 = 39.7 |population_density_sq_mi = 102,8 |population_density_rank = 167th |GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion |GDP_PPP_year = 2011 |GDP_PPP_per_capita = $2,257 |GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank = |GDP_nominal = $25.759 billion |GDP_nominal_year = 2011 |GDP_nominal_per_capita = $1,230 |sovereignty_type = Independence from France |established_event1 = Declared |established_date1 = 1 January 1960 |established_event2 = Annexation of former
British Cameroons |established_date2 = 1 October 1961 |HDI_year = 2011 |HDI_change = increase |HDI = 0.482 |HDI_ref = |HDI_rank = 150th |Gini_year = 2001 |Gini_change = |Gini = 44.6 |Gini_ref = |Gini_rank = |currency = Central African CFA franc |currency_code = XAF |time_zone = WAT |utc_offset = +1 |time_zone_DST = not observed |utc_offset_DST = +1 |drives_on = right |calling_code = +237 |cctld = .cm |footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon, Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called Chant de Ralliement, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61