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{{Infobox country
{{Infobox country
|conventional_long_name = Republic of Cameroon
|conventional_long_name = Theocracy of Eggland
|native_name = {{lang|fr|République du Cameroun}}
|common_name = Eggland
|common_name = Cameroon
|image_flag = File:82CDDC1F-5C72-44EB-9E19-0DD0EC99B0FD.jpg|thumb
|image_flag = Flag of Cameroon.svg
|alt_flag = a flag with 4 blue stripes, 2 green stripes, and 1 red stripe, with a giant gold egg in the middle.
|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red.
|image_map = File:8D511355-17DE-4D01-B303-08EB0583929C.jpg|thumb
|image_coat = Coat of arms of Cameroon.svg
|alt_map = Location of Eggland on the globe.
|symbol_type = Coat of arms
|image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg
|alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe.
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|fr|"Paix – Travail – Patrie"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"Peace – Work – Fatherland"}}
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|fr|"Paix – Travail – Patrie"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"Peace – Work – Fatherland"}}
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|fr|[[O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers|Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[French language|French]] |[[English language|English]]}}
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[French language|French]] |[[English language|English]]}}
|demonym = Cameroonian
|demonym = Egglandian
|ethnic_groups =
|ethnic_groups =
  {{unbulleted list
  {{unbulleted list
   | {{nowrap|31% [[Ethnic groups in Cameroon|Cameroon Highlanders]]}}
   | {{nowrap|31% [[Ethnic groups in Eggland|Eggland Highlanders]]}}
   | 19% [[Bantu peoples|Equatorial Bantu]]
   | 19% [[Hardboiled peoples|Equatorial Hardaboilede]]
   | 11% [[Kirdi]]
   | 11% [[Scrambled]]
   | 10% [[Fula people|Fulani]]
   | 10% [[Omelete|Omeletees]]
   |  8% [[Bantu peoples|Northwestern Bantu]]
   |  8% [[GoldenYolk peoples|Northwestern Goldne Yolke]]
   |  7% Eastern Nigritic
   |  7% English
   | 13% other African
   | 13% French
   | <1% non-African
   | <1% Italian
  }}
  }}
|capital = [[Yaoundé]]
|capital = [[Eggopolis]]
|coordinates = {{coord|3|52|N|11|31|E}}
|coordinates = {{coord|3|52|N|11|31|E}}
|largest_city = [[Douala]]
|largest_city = [[Eggopolis]]
|government_type = [[Republic]]
|government_type = [[Theocracy]]
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Cameroon|President]]
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Eggland|President]]
|leader_name1 = [[Paul Biya]]
|leader_name1 = [[Heinz Doofenshmirtz]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Cameroon|Prime Minister]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Eggland|Prime Minister]]
 
|leader_name2 = [[Ramen Noodles]]
leader_name2 = [[Philémon Yang]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Eggland)|National Assembly]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Cameroon)|National Assembly]]
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_km2 = 475,442
|area_km2 = 475,442
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|Gini_ref =  
|Gini_ref =  
|Gini_rank =
|Gini_rank =
|currency = [[Central African CFA franc]]
|currency = [[Eggalias]]
|currency_code = XAF
|currency_code = EGS
|time_zone = [[West Africa Time|WAT]]
|time_zone = [[West Africa Time|WAT]]
|utc_offset = +1
|utc_offset = +1
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|calling_code = [[+237]]
|calling_code = [[+237]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon'', Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|fr|Chant de Ralliement}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
}}
}}
== Eggland  ==
== Eggland  ==
The Republic of Egg-land is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its beutiful, hospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, population of 8 billion Egg-landians live in a state of peace, as a eggdogs boost mor
The Republic of Egg-land is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its beutiful, hospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, population of 8 billion Egg-landians live in a state of peace, as a eggdogs boost mor

Latest revision as of 16:59, 14 October 2020

Theocracy of Eggland
a flag with 4 blue stripes, 2 green stripes, and 1 red stripe, with a giant gold egg in the middle.
Flag
Motto: 
"Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French)
"Peace – Work – Fatherland"
Location of Eggland on the globe.
Capital
and largest city
Eggopolis
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Official languages
Ethnic groups
Demonym(s)Egglandian
GovernmentTheocracy
• President
Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Ramen Noodles
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence from France
• Declared
1 January 1960
• Annexation of former
British Cameroons
1 October 1961
Area
• Total
475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th)
• Water (%)
1.3
Population
• July 2012 estimate
20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census
17,463,836
• Density
39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)2011 estimate
• Total
$47.251 billion
• Per capita
$2,257
GDP (nominal)2011 estimate
• Total
$25.759 billion
• Per capita
$1,230
Gini (2001)44.6
medium
HDI (2011)Increase 0.482
low (150th)
CurrencyEggalias (EGS)
Time zoneUTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving sideright
Calling code+237
Internet TLD.cm

Eggland

The Republic of Egg-land is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its beutiful, hospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, population of 8 billion Egg-landians live in a state of peace, as a eggdogs boost mor ale even in the hardest sitations.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Egg-landian economy, worth 250 billion Eggelias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,105 Eggelias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,934 per year while the poor average 3,140, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a not problem, with the police force countering any criminal that they see. they have a lot of funding and a low mortality rate. Egg-land's national animal is the Eggdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Egg-land is ranked 72,530th in the world and 3,152nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Egg-land is a Theocracy, with a group of 4 priests ruling the country. 87% of its citizens beleive in Eggolosism and the rest have no religion.

Eggland is an extrodinary country with fauna and animals not seen anywhere else in the world. Most of its animals have an egg-like shape to them. on eof the most famous is the eggdog. an animal with two legs and an upper body of egg-like proportion. fauna is also shaped like eggs. spliting open into 4 peices into the day and closes at night.

eggland has a strong military force. with over 1,000,00 ships, 40,000,000 land vehicles, and 100,000,000 men.

Egg-land was first a part of australia. It had a rare mineral that was named australium. but during an earthquake, it drifted miles away from the country in 1000 BC. probably around 800 BC, all of its human inhabitants died from unknown diseases. the first People arrived at eggland in 400 BC. its peoples engineering was way ahead of its time. by the 1400s it had made the first real TV.

in egglands pre-modern history, flying cars were everywhere, buildings flying in the sky, and its nature as beutiful as can be. at the time, they thought that there was a monster in the ocean surounding their island, sl they were too scared to venture out. in the 1900s, eggland created the schlootiphone, which was able to interrupt radio frequencies. egg-land first made contact with the french where they started trading. and in 2013 egg-land was widely known around the world.