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Cheddinghamshire-Westmonkwick war was a war between the Cheddingham Casuals and government forces of the Republic of Westmonkwick with minor participation from Panogouge and rebels in Millbed.
Cheddinghamshire-Westmonkwick war was a war in 2022
between the Cheddingham Casuals and government forces of the Republic of Westmonkwick with minor participation from Panogouge and rebels in Millbed.


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Cheddinghamshire victory<br>Westmonkwick sacked
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Chief Constable [[Michael Freeman (police officer)|Michael Freeman]]  
Chief Constable [[Michael Freeman (police officer)|Michael Freeman]]  
General-Sir Michael J.Malone  
General-Sir Michael J.Malone  
General-Sir Mark Mynydd-Smith
General-Sir Mark Mynydd-Smith
Lady-Chancellor Summayyah Mirza
Lady-Chancellor Summayyah Mirza
Air Marshal-Sir Peter Jackson
Air Marshal-Sir Peter Jackson
Chief Station Inspector Alasdair Reza Khan†
 
Chief Station Inspector [[Alasdair Khan (police officer)|Alasdair Reza Khan]]†
 
Sub-Divisional Inspector Alexander Fitzking
Sub-Divisional Inspector Alexander Fitzking
Commander Ali Hijab  
Commander Ali Hijab  
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556 Millbed estate residents  
No ground combat losses
 
556 Millbed estate residents killed
 
3 injured
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One of these was the brief ban on “chavs” entering Westmonkwick Airport, the people of Cheddinghamshire were mostly worried that they could be categorised as chavs and banned from entering the nearest airport to their country (Cheddinghamshire has no airport).
One of these was the brief ban on “chavs” entering Westmonkwick Airport, the people of Cheddinghamshire were mostly worried that they could be categorised as chavs and banned from entering the nearest airport to their country (Cheddinghamshire has no airport).


''battle'''
'''battle'''


The police and Army fired at the Cheddingham Casuals with rifles that turned out to be inaccurate before being told to “fight fairly”.
The police and Army fired at the Cheddingham Casuals with rifles that turned out to be inaccurate before being told to “fight fairly”.

Latest revision as of 12:42, 5 March 2022

Cheddinghamshire-Westmonkwick war was a war in 2022 between the Cheddingham Casuals and government forces of the Republic of Westmonkwick with minor participation from Panogouge and rebels in Millbed.

Westmonkwick
Location
Result Cheddinghamshire victory
Westmonkwick sacked
Belligerents
Republic of Westmonkwick

Cheddinghamshire

Millbed Estate rebels
Panogouge
Commanders and leaders

Chief Constable Michael Freeman

General-Sir Michael J.Malone

General-Sir Mark Mynydd-Smith

Lady-Chancellor Summayyah Mirza

Air Marshal-Sir Peter Jackson

Chief Station Inspector Alasdair Reza Khan

Sub-Divisional Inspector Alexander Fitzking

Commander Ali Hijab
One-Punch Man President Rewan Demontay
Units involved

Westmonkwick Constabulary (Public Disturbances Division

Counter-Terrorist Firearms Division

Mounted Division

Millbed Police Station)

Westmonkwick Army

Westmonkwick Air Force
Cheddingham Casuals

Dragon Air Force

Leviathan Navy

Chrysalis Army
Casualties and losses

5 police officers killed

2 injured.

No ground combat losses

556 Millbed estate residents killed

3 injured
Their entire forces killed

Background

The city state of Westmonkwick, which can be travelled to from Cheddinghamshire by railway, is known for laws seen by the majority of sociologists as classist.

One of these was the brief ban on “chavs” entering Westmonkwick Airport, the people of Cheddinghamshire were mostly worried that they could be categorised as chavs and banned from entering the nearest airport to their country (Cheddinghamshire has no airport).

battle

The police and Army fired at the Cheddingham Casuals with rifles that turned out to be inaccurate before being told to “fight fairly”.

As a result of the Westmonkwickers agreeing, Chief Station Inspector Alasdair Reza Khan agreed to a duel with the leader of the Cheddingham Casuals. Despite putting the leader of the Cheddingham Casuals in an armlock, said leader punched him in the face with the other hand causing Chief Station Inspector Khan’s death and the leader of the Cheddingham Casuals to be given the epithet “One Punch Man”

Aftermath

Due to the Air Force having better equipment procurement than the Army, Air Marshal-Sir Peter Jackson was appointed Chief of General Staff. Michael Freeman was replaced as Chief Constable by the former Chief of Army Staff. In addition, workhouse inmates were expelled from Westmonkwick.