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Cheddinghamshire-Westmonkwick war was a war between the Cheddingham Casuals and government forces of the Republic of Westmonkwick with minor participation from Panogouge and rebels in Millbed. | Cheddinghamshire-Westmonkwick war was a war in 2022 | ||
between the Cheddingham Casuals and government forces of the Republic of Westmonkwick with minor participation from Panogouge and rebels in Millbed. | |||
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Cheddinghamshire victory | Cheddinghamshire victory<br>Westmonkwick sacked | ||
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Commander Ali Hijab | Commander Ali Hijab | ||
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2 injured. | 2 injured. | ||
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No ground combat losses | |||
556 Millbed estate residents killed | 556 Millbed estate residents killed | ||
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One of these was the brief ban on “chavs” entering Westmonkwick Airport, the people of Cheddinghamshire were mostly worried that they could be categorised as chavs and banned from entering the nearest airport to their country (Cheddinghamshire has no airport). | One of these was the brief ban on “chavs” entering Westmonkwick Airport, the people of Cheddinghamshire were mostly worried that they could be categorised as chavs and banned from entering the nearest airport to their country (Cheddinghamshire has no airport). | ||
''battle''' | '''battle''' | ||
The police and Army fired at the Cheddingham Casuals with rifles that turned out to be inaccurate before being told to “fight fairly”. | The police and Army fired at the Cheddingham Casuals with rifles that turned out to be inaccurate before being told to “fight fairly”. | ||
Latest revision as of 12:42, 5 March 2022
Cheddinghamshire-Westmonkwick war was a war in 2022 between the Cheddingham Casuals and government forces of the Republic of Westmonkwick with minor participation from Panogouge and rebels in Millbed.
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| Belligerents | ||||||
| Republic of Westmonkwick |
Cheddinghamshire Millbed Estate rebels | Panogouge | ||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||
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Chief Constable Michael Freeman General-Sir Michael J.Malone General-Sir Mark Mynydd-Smith Lady-Chancellor Summayyah Mirza Air Marshal-Sir Peter Jackson Chief Station Inspector Alasdair Reza Khan† Sub-Divisional Inspector Alexander Fitzking Commander Ali Hijab | One-Punch Man | President Rewan Demontay | ||||
| Units involved | ||||||
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Westmonkwick Constabulary (Public Disturbances Division Counter-Terrorist Firearms Division Mounted Division Millbed Police Station) Westmonkwick Army Westmonkwick Air Force | Cheddingham Casuals |
Dragon Air Force Leviathan Navy Chrysalis Army | ||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||
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5 police officers killed 2 injured. |
No ground combat losses 556 Millbed estate residents killed 3 injured | Their entire forces killed | ||||
Background
The city state of Westmonkwick, which can be travelled to from Cheddinghamshire by railway, is known for laws seen by the majority of sociologists as classist.
One of these was the brief ban on “chavs” entering Westmonkwick Airport, the people of Cheddinghamshire were mostly worried that they could be categorised as chavs and banned from entering the nearest airport to their country (Cheddinghamshire has no airport).
battle
The police and Army fired at the Cheddingham Casuals with rifles that turned out to be inaccurate before being told to “fight fairly”.
As a result of the Westmonkwickers agreeing, Chief Station Inspector Alasdair Reza Khan agreed to a duel with the leader of the Cheddingham Casuals. Despite putting the leader of the Cheddingham Casuals in an armlock, said leader punched him in the face with the other hand causing Chief Station Inspector Khan’s death and the leader of the Cheddingham Casuals to be given the epithet “One Punch Man”
Aftermath
Due to the Air Force having better equipment procurement than the Army, Air Marshal-Sir Peter Jackson was appointed Chief of General Staff. Michael Freeman was replaced as Chief Constable by the former Chief of Army Staff. In addition, workhouse inmates were expelled from Westmonkwick.