Saint Monkey

Confederacy of Saint Monkey Conafa San Monk
Flag Coat of arms
Saint Monkey (Black Territory is Monkeyhoarders)
Capital and largest city	Chimpangutan
Official languages	English
Recognised regional languages	Old Monkeyian German French Spanish Russian Italian Saint Monkey Tribal Languages
Demonym(s)	Saint Monkeyian
Government	Confederacy
• Prime Minister	Carlota Rodriguez
• Head of Upper Board	Jake Orangu
• Head of Third Party Board	Kaspar Hell
• Parliament Speaker	Ginny Chanap
Legislature	Parliament of Saint Monkey
• Upper house	Upper Board
• Lower house	Third Party Board
Establishment
• Tribal Settlers	9000BC-3000BC
• Founding of the Saintship of Saint Monkey	1230-1300
• Transition to Democratic Saintship	June 1379
• Transition to Confederacy	15th November, 1928
Area
• Total	494,083 km2 (190,767 sq mi)
Population
• 2024 estimate	52.39 Million
• 2020 census	52.21 Million
• Density	106/km2 (274.5/sq mi)
GDP (nominal)	estimate
• Total	$912 Billion
• Per capita	$162000
HDI	International Development Index: 90.1 (=23rd) (Very Highly Developed) International LGBT+ Rights Index: 98.0 (=17th) (Transformative) International Freedom Index: 96.9 (=29th) (Free) International Safety Index: 100.0 (=1st) (Absolutely Safe) International Index Of Corruption: 96.1 (36th) (Not Corrupt)
Currency	Holy Monkeys (HMN)
Time zone	UTC-10 (UTC)
Date format	dd/mm/yyyy (AD)
Driving side	right
Calling code	+109,012
Internet TLD	.mos

The Confederacy of Saint Monkey, or Saint Monkey (Pronounciaton: seɪnt mʌŋki) is a country located in the south-west of the Monkey Peninsula. It is part of the Monkey Empire region, which consists of 5 nations. It shares a land border on the island of Crownex with the Monkeyhoardian overseas territory South Crown Island. To the North, across the East Monkey Sea, lies Ben And Gaute Land. Across the Monkey Empirean Strait or the Free Sea, lies Monkeyhoarders, one of Saint Monkeys closest allies. With an estimated population of 52.39 Million, and a land area of 494,083km2, Saint Monkey is the second most populated and largest country in the Monkey Empire, with only Monkeyhoarders ahead. Saint Monkey divide the country in to Regions, who have quite a lot of autonomy, and their own set of laws. There are a total of 20. Saint Monkey has 2 overseas territories, one being Monkeyterianism Island between the nations of Teriible and Gladiston, and the other, named Nochala which translates to Stay Away in Old Monkeyian, and is located 988km (614mi) from the North Pole. Its' population is only 721, and it was given to Saint Monkey during a expedition with a Saint Monekyian in the 20th century.

Saint Monkey is known for its thriving, and famous, tourism sector, with 83.8 million people visiting Saint Monkey in 2023. It also has a flourishing sector of selling renewable energy overseas. It has sectors in IT, fruit exports, and is known for its generous foreign aid. Saint Monkey is also known for its fantastic Culture, clean and beautiful environment and natural beauty, and also has a unique cuisine. It also takes pride on efficient and quality healthcare, helping other nations with less robust systems by bringing patients to Saint Monkey through many initiatives. Saint Monkeys welfare systems is also one of the largest in the world, supporting all of its citizens. This is one of the reasons Saint Monkeys depression and anxiety rates are amongst the lowest in the World.

Saint Monkey became an officially recognised nation during the reign of Saint Monkey I, who was the first inhabitant, other than the Tribal populations. It is unkown what exact year this happened. but due to records written by Saint Monkey I himself, it is estimated between 1230-1300. Other Historians believe it could've been between 1300 and 1330 as well. Graves have been found that date back to as far as 3000BC, but new ruins that have been found in recent year suggest that the country has been inhabited since the 9th millennium BC. Saint Monkey recognise many languages, due to immigration in the 15th tom 17th Centuries, which introduced many languages, such as French, Spanish and Russian. Interestingly, the Free Islands region recongnises all languages in the world.

Etymology

"Saint Monkey" is the name given to Rudolf Truim, when arriving in Saint Monkey, after being sent their by the Monkeyterianist deity Monke. The language spoken by Monkeyhoarders at the time was fairly unknown. It is believed to be a dialect or form of Maxtopian, from Maxtopia, the nation that discovered Monkeyhoarders in 877AD, or possibly a Tribal language. However, Saint Monkey I, or his real name Rudolf Truim was instructed by Monke to go to the nearby Rainforest, and after a couple days hike, they found a Tribe. The story is that Rudolf immediately knew their language, and understood all the tribal members. The tribe though this was a sending from their gods, and therefore gave him the name "Saint Monkey" or in their language, "Sinka Kama" (Latin Version, Not their Language). It is believed that this Tribe joined onto another, as it does not exist anymore. However, this created the basis for Saint Monkey, and the religion Monkeyterianism.

Sport

Football

Hawaba/Saint Monkeyian Beach Volleyball

Beach Volleyaball

Hockey