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<div style="padding: 10px; background-color: #ffffbf; color: #017387; font-size: 130%; text-align: justify;">Are you going to eat that crazy food? | <div style="padding: 10px; background-color: #ffffbf; color: #017387; font-size: 130%; text-align: justify;">Are you going to eat that crazy food? | ||
May I please have some of it too? | May I please have some of it too? | ||
O I hope that it does not | |||
give you indigestion! | give you indigestion! | ||
This was once a true phantasy of mine | This was once a true phantasy of mine | ||
Shucks, it's fussing bonkers | Shucks, it's fussing bonkers | ||
at the farmer's market | at the farmer's market | ||
We drove the gosh dang Jeep | We drove the gosh dang Jeep | ||
and there's no place to park it | and there's no place to park it | ||
What the fuss? Cuss! | What the fuss? Cuss! | ||
Check out that lazy dude | Check out that lazy dude | ||
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handing ample samples | handing ample samples | ||
out to non-customers! | out to non-customers! | ||
Fussing find that punk | Fussing find that punk | ||
if scheisse ever gets dire | if scheisse ever gets dire | ||
Gosh dang! He's Superman! | Gosh dang! He's Superman! | ||
Who the heck's his supplier? | Who the heck's his supplier? | ||
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, | Rapunzel, Rapunzel, | ||
let down your spaghetti! | let down your spaghetti! | ||
Srsly tho', he's packing | Srsly tho', he's packing | ||
chow like confetti | chow like confetti | ||
Ready? | |||
Shucks! uh... | Shucks! uh... | ||
ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI | ALLSPICE AMARANTH ARTICHOKE ACAI | ||
BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI | BANANA BARLEY BASIL BAY LEAVES BOK CHOI CHAI | ||
SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE | SEITAN POT PIE MARBLED RYE | ||
BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES | BEDHI'D BLACK EYED PEAS BING CHERRIES | ||
CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES | CHIOGGIA BEETS (hold the meats) GOOSEBERRIES | ||
CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD | CAYENNE CHESTNUT CHIA COCONUT CUSTARD | ||
DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD | DAHLIA DATES SAFFRON DIJON MUSTARD | ||
(You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA | (You're flustered!) DURIAN CURRY KALE KASAVA | ||
CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA | CLOVE EGGPLANT FLAX DEMITASSE KAVA | ||
GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT | GARLIC KUMQUAT LYCHEE OCA ROOT | ||
JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT | JALAPENOS GARBANZOS STARFRUIT SNAKEFRUIT | ||
LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI | LAVENDER LIME KARELA KOHLRABI | ||
JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI | JUNIPER JAK WAKAME WASABI | ||
PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO | PAPAYA PAPALO MARIGOLD MANGO | ||
OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO | OREGANO SAKE LEMON LUO HAN GUO | ||
KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER | KIWI CATNIP CAROLINA REAPER | ||
EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?) | EGUSI ICACO (why can't this be cheaper?) | ||
POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS | POPPIES ASPARAGUS QUEEN ANNE'S CARROTS | ||
BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us. | BROCCOLI a GAC and that'll take care of us. | ||
You have more? | You have more? | ||
Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food | Wherefore dost thou obtain s'uch crazy food | ||
thou crazy fuss? | thou crazy fuss? | ||
COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA | COLLARD GREENS BUTTER BEANS VANILLA | ||
POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA | POMEGRANATE PINEAPPLE SARSAPARILLA | ||
RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA | RAMBUTAN DRAGONFRUIT TAPIOCA | ||
ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA | ATEMOYA AKEBIA ROSE MOCHA | ||
AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES | AMANITA MUSCARIA CHIVE POTATOES | ||
WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES | WATERCRESS SPROUTS QUINOA TOMATOES | ||
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Almost seems like this should be illegal. | Almost seems like this should be illegal. | ||
(Will these even fit in the vehicle?) | (Will these even fit in the vehicle?) | ||
WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB | WATERMELON MARIJUANA RHUBARB | ||
TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD | TAMARIND TARRAGON TURNIP SWISS CHARD | ||
BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO | BLUEBERRY CARAWAY FENNEL CACAO | ||
BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.) | BOYSENBERRY CUMIN CANTALOUPE (Wow.) | ||
CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA | CELERY SESAME YAM ANISE ZENIA | ||
KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS | KOLAS GRANOLAS MARCONAS GARDENIAS | ||
LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER | LENTIL CABBAGE VITAL WHEAT GLUTEN WIENER | ||
GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER | GHOST PEPPER MUENSTER GEWURZTRAMINER | ||
APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH | APPLE FIG PEAR PEACH | ||
PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH | PINE HAZEL WALNUT BEECH | ||
SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO | SPELT MILLET TEFF TARO | ||
SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO | SHALLOT GINGER MACA FARRO | ||
YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA | YARROW KALENDULA KOMBU CHLORELLA | ||
CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA | CILANTRO PECAN CITRON PORTOBELLA | ||
PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE | PUMPKIN RADISH ONION RICE | ||
GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE | GINKGO OLIVE MAPLE ICE | ||
THYME STRAWBERRY | THYME STRAWBERRY | ||
PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY | PAPAYA CATTAIL SHERRY | ||
MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA | MULBERRY PLUM MIMOSA | ||
ARGYREIA NERVOSA | ARGYREIA NERVOSA | ||
CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS | CUCUMBERS MAYPOPS SHAMROCKS | ||
What's with the HEMLOCKS?! | What's with the HEMLOCKS?! | ||
BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR | BOURBON APRICOTS SOUR | ||
TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER | TRUFFLE SAMPHIRE FLOWER | ||
SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI | SQUASH ZUCCHINI MACARONI PORCINI VERMICELLI | ||
AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY | AVOCADOS PISTACHIOS CINNAMON ROYAL JELLY | ||
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CELASTRUS PANICULATUS | CELASTRUS PANICULATUS | ||
KOMBUCHA and ORANGES. | KOMBUCHA and ORANGES. | ||
Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.</div> | Cash only?! Uh, nevermind.</div> | ||
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