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The Kingdom of Earium is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 75 million Eariumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
{{Infobox country
 
|conventional_long_name = Earium
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 6.0%.
|native_name = {{lang|fr|The Kingdom of Earium}}
 
|common_name = Cameroon
The thriving Eariumian economy, worth 5.76 trillion Shemps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 76,739 Shemps, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
|image_flag = Flag of Cameroon.svg
 
|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red.
The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Earium's national animal is the Toucan-Hoose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
|image_coat = Coat of arms of Cameroon.svg
 
|symbol_type = Coat of arms
Earium is ranked 14,020th in the world and 1st in WEG Secret Society for the High Class for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 8,622.19 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
|image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg
|alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe.
|national_motto = <br/>{{native phrase|en|"If you live here your either crazy or dead"|italics=off}}<br/>{{small|"Live – Die – Nothing"}}
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|en|[[O Earium, so beatiful weth CAPPAFALU all whover the place so houdiekou and buomfalou, we dont want you here|Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''O Earium, so beatiful with WEGS all over the place, go die in hole leave us alone we dont want you here''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|official_languages = {{hlist |[[French language|French]] |[[English language|English]]}}
|demonym = Cameroonian
|ethnic_groups =
{{unbulleted list
  | {{nowrap|31% [[Ethnic groups in Cameroon|Cameroon Highlanders]]}}
  | 19% [[Bantu peoples|Equatorial Bantu]]
  | 11% [[Kirdi]]
  | 10% [[Fula people|Fulani]]
  |  8% [[Bantu peoples|Northwestern Bantu]]
  |  7% Eastern Nigritic
  | 13% other African
  | <1% non-African
}}
|capital = [[Yaoundé]]
|coordinates = {{coord|3|52|N|11|31|E}}
|largest_city = [[Douala]]
|government_type = [[Republic]]
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Cameroon|President]]
|leader_name1 = [[Paul Biya]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Cameroon|Prime Minister]]
|leader_name2 = [[Philémon Yang]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Cameroon)|National Assembly]]
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_km2 = 475,442
|area_sq_mi = 183,568 <!--Do not remove per [[WP:MOSNUM]]-->
|percent_water = 1.3 <!--CIA World Factbook-->
|population_estimate = 20,129,878
|population_estimate_rank = 58th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_estimate_year = July 2012
|population_census = 17,463,836
|population_census_year = 2005
|population_density_km2 = 39.7
|population_density_sq_mi = 102,8 <!--Do not remove per [[WP:MOSNUM]]-->
|population_density_rank = 167th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion
|GDP_PPP_year = 2011
|GDP_PPP_per_capita = $2,257
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank =
|GDP_nominal = $25.759 billion
|GDP_nominal_year = 2011
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = $1,230
|sovereignty_type = Independence {{nobold|from [[France]]}}
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_date1 = 1 January 1960
|established_event2 = {{nowrap|Annexation of former<br/>[[British Cameroons]]}}
|established_date2 = 1 October 1961
|HDI_year = 2011
|HDI_change = increase <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|HDI = 0.482 <!--number only-->
|HDI_ref =
|HDI_rank = 150th
|Gini_year = 2001
|Gini_change =  <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|Gini = 44.6 <!--number only-->
|Gini_ref =
|Gini_rank =
|currency = [[Central African CFA franc]]
|currency_code = XAF
|time_zone = [[West Africa Time|WAT]]
|utc_offset = +1
|time_zone_DST = not observed
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|drives_on = right
|calling_code = [[+237]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon'', Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|fr|Chant de Ralliement}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
}}

Revision as of 14:55, 24 September 2020

Earium
The Kingdom of Earium
Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red.
Flag
Coat of arms of Cameroon
Coat of arms
Motto: 
"If you live here your either crazy or dead" (English)
"Live – Die – Nothing"
Anthem: 
"Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres (English)"
O Earium, so beatiful with WEGS all over the place, go die in hole leave us alone we dont want you here a
Location of Cameroon on the globe.
CapitalYaoundé
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Largest cityDouala
Official languages
Ethnic groups
Demonym(s)Cameroonian
GovernmentRepublic
• President
Paul Biya
Philémon Yang
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence from France
• Declared
1 January 1960
• Annexation of former
British Cameroons
1 October 1961
Area
• Total
475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th)
• Water (%)
1.3
Population
• July 2012 estimate
20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census
17,463,836
• Density
39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)2011 estimate
• Total
$47.251 billion
• Per capita
$2,257
GDP (nominal)2011 estimate
• Total
$25.759 billion
• Per capita
$1,230
Gini (2001)44.6
medium
HDI (2011)Increase 0.482
low (150th)
CurrencyCentral African CFA franc (XAF)
Time zoneUTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving sideright
Calling code+237
ISO 3166 codeCM
Internet TLD.cm
  1. These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon, Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called Chant de Ralliement, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
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