Republic of Qûwåńâñį

Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)

The Republic of Quwanani is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 96 million Quwananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Quwananian economy, worth 3.24 trillion quwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,702 quwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, and Quwananians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quwanani's national animal is the Quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Republic of Qûwåńâñį Template:The Republic of Qûwåńâñį
Flag Coat of arms
Motto:  "Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French) "Peace – Work – Fatherland"
Anthem:  "Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres (French)" O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers a
Capital and largest city	Qûwåłę Town
Official languages	French English
Ethnic groups	31% Cameroon Highlanders 19% Equatorial Bantu 11% Kirdi 10% Fulani 8% Northwestern Bantu 7% Eastern Nigritic 13% other African <1% non-African
Demonym(s)	Cameroonian
Government	Republic
• President	Paul Biya
• Prime Minister	Philémon Yang
Legislature	National Assembly
Independence from France
• Declared	1 January 1960
• Annexation of former British Cameroons	1 October 1961
Area
• Total	475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th)
• Water (%)	1.3
Population
• July 2012 estimate	20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census	17,463,836
• Density	39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)	2011 estimate
• Total	$47.251 billion
• Per capita	$2,257
GDP (nominal)	2011 estimate
• Total	$25.759 billion
• Per capita	$1,230
Gini (2001)	44.6 medium
HDI (2011)	0.482 low (150th)
Currency	Central African CFA franc (XAF)
Time zone	UTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)	UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving side	right
Calling code	+237
Internet TLD	.cm
These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon, Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called Chant de Ralliement, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.