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|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Chicken Max'', Article X. The English version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|en|Chicken Man Save Us}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "Mr. Chicken Will Save Us"
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Chicken Max'', Article X. The English version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|en|Chicken Man Save Us}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "Mr. Chicken Will Save Us"
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The Republic of Chicken Max is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 193 million Chicken Maxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Chicken Maxian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Chicken Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,659 Chicken Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Chicken Dollar charge on their phone bill, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and diminutive Chicken Maxian generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Max's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Revision as of 13:27, 8 October 2020

Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)

Republic of Chicken Max
Republic of Chicken Max
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Flag
Motto: 
"In Chicken We Stand" (English)
"In Chicken We Stand"
Location of Chicken Max on the globe.
CapitalChicken City
Largest cityTender Town
Official languages
Ethnic groups
Demonym(s)Chicken Maxian
GovernmentRepublic
• President
Max Fuchs
LegislatureParliament
Independence from United Kingdom
• Declared
10 January 2020
• Annexation of former
British Chicken Maxians
10 May 2020
Area
• Total
244,820 km2 (94,530 sq mi) (78th)
• Water (%)
.69%
Population
• June 2020 estimate
193,000,000 (6th)
• 2010 census
145,000,000
• Density
788.3/km2 (2,041.7/sq mi) (10th)
GDP (PPP)2020 estimate
• Total
$13.3 Trillion
• Per capita
$68,659 (6th)
CurrencyChicken Dollar (CHID)
Time zoneUTC+0 (GMT)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (BST)
Driving sideleft
Calling code+44
Internet TLD.chm
  1. These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Chicken Max, Article X. The English version of the song is sometimes called Chicken Man Save Us, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "Mr. Chicken Will Save Us"

The Republic of Chicken Max is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 193 million Chicken Maxians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Chicken Maxian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Chicken Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,659 Chicken Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Chicken Dollar charge on their phone bill, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and diminutive Chicken Maxian generals are feared for their aggressiveness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chicken Max's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.