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|footnote_a = The Kingdom Of Earium Below is the highlight of Earium. We hope you find all of this information usefull. Consider stopping by, but don't really do it, we don't want you here. Also we allow refuge for any criminals or demons being chased by the police. Donate to our multiple charities including Criminal Release Program and Horse Labor Institution, and remebr stop on by but we don't like you. (This message is brought to you by WEG Advertisment) | |footnote_a = The Kingdom Of Earium Below is the highlight of Earium. We hope you find all of this information usefull. Consider stopping by, but don't really do it, we don't want you here. Also we allow refuge for any criminals or demons being chased by the police. Donate to our multiple charities including Criminal Release Program and Horse Labor Institution, and remebr stop on by but we don't like you. (This message is brought to you by WEG Advertisment) | ||
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The Kingdom of Earium Below's history is a complicated one filled with magic, murder, and land ownership. It starts off with the founding of Earium about 1,000 HALS after the beginning of the universe. Earium was a wonderful country with laws, equality, and peace, but there were rebels, or as we call them, The Divine Founders. A group of people didn't agree with Earium's new law system and went underground. They created their own laws and created a city called Underground Earium, right under the original Earium. The people in control of this new city was king Tolufe Oreon and queen Marley Oreon. Centuries passed, each town got bigger and bigger until finally a royal scholar named Nolan Dutchbarth brought up the issue, which Earium was the rightful country and who owned all the land. Technically on Earth the land you own is everything on the surface including above and below it too, but in Vanasa landownership is very different and complicated, so “The Great Land Dispute of Earium” emerged. After many long disputes ad legal records the land of Earium was split into two countries. The upper and surface area of Earium, now called The Kingdom of Earium is only allowed to only build up and owns all surface areas of Earium. The lower underground portion of Earium, now called The Kingdom of Earium Below is only allowed to build down and owns all underground areas of Earium. | |||
Other than ownership problems we also have the world’s most leading criminal population with 87% of our population being ex-convicts, drug or arms dealers, terrorists, thieves, pickpockets, hackers, and some of the best murders ever to live. We are allies with Yimanga, The Republic of Qûwåńâñį, Oof Ganastan, Inner Urkey Gres Lair, Otanga, and Chicken Max. Currently we are at war with Shopping Valley for constantly sending motivational get-well cards to our many overdosed citezens, we all took this as a terrorist threat and responded immediately. During this time of crisis we are getting aid form Otanga with food and oil in exchange for baskets. | |||
Some other interesting things about our country include, our national dish is Butcher's Meat, which is a baby pig's head stuffed with goose organs then boiled down with the blood of the mother pig's blood. We also have our own language called Llynige which is a mishmash of English and ancient text. Some common phrases we have include Houdiekou, meaning go die in a hole and Pregneto, meaning pregnant with my child. Our currency is completely done in bottle caps, a plastic cap is 1 cap, anything the size of a Gatorade cap is 5 caps, the metal clip cap on top of soda cans are 10 caps, and beer or metal caps are 20 caps. You can use this money to go to some of our many different tourist attractions. Our most visited attraction is massacre square where in the past to settle debates or problems we would go to the square, kill each other, and who ever's side was still alive would win the debate. In some areas you can still see drops of blood soaked into the pavement. Overall we are one of the best countries in all of Vanasa and depending on what time zone your in, personally were in The Celestial Zone of the In-between Time, but who knows when you’ll be reading this so good morning, good night, and good bye. | |||
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Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)
Underground Earium The Kingdom of Earium Below | |
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| Motto: "If you live here your either crazy or dead" (English) "You Live – You Die – Then Nothing" | |
| Anthem: "O Earium, so beatiful weth CAPPAFALU all whover the place so houdiekou and buomfalou, we dont want you here (English)" O Earium, so beatiful with WEGS all over the place, go die in hole leave us alone we dont want you here a | |
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| Capital | Occidendum |
| Largest city | Collum Contritum |
| Official languages | |
| Ethnic groups | |
| Demonym(s) | Earminium |
| Government | Absolute Monarchy |
• King | Malverty Oreon |
• Queen | Synayadean Oreon |
| Legislature | Occisio Hall |
| Independence from The Kingdom of Earium | |
• Declared | 35 March 938 I.B.T |
| Area | |
• Total | 18.213 km2 (7.032 sq mi) |
• Water (%) | 10.1 |
| Population | |
• December 10478 estimate | 203,055,393 |
| Currency | Shemps (SHM) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (SCIT) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (The Spelttime Celestial Zone of the Inbetween Time) |
| Driving side | both |
| Calling code | [[+-¥§27"}~>]] |
| Internet TLD | .sleb |
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The Kingdom of Earium Below's history is a complicated one filled with magic, murder, and land ownership. It starts off with the founding of Earium about 1,000 HALS after the beginning of the universe. Earium was a wonderful country with laws, equality, and peace, but there were rebels, or as we call them, The Divine Founders. A group of people didn't agree with Earium's new law system and went underground. They created their own laws and created a city called Underground Earium, right under the original Earium. The people in control of this new city was king Tolufe Oreon and queen Marley Oreon. Centuries passed, each town got bigger and bigger until finally a royal scholar named Nolan Dutchbarth brought up the issue, which Earium was the rightful country and who owned all the land. Technically on Earth the land you own is everything on the surface including above and below it too, but in Vanasa landownership is very different and complicated, so “The Great Land Dispute of Earium” emerged. After many long disputes ad legal records the land of Earium was split into two countries. The upper and surface area of Earium, now called The Kingdom of Earium is only allowed to only build up and owns all surface areas of Earium. The lower underground portion of Earium, now called The Kingdom of Earium Below is only allowed to build down and owns all underground areas of Earium.
Other than ownership problems we also have the world’s most leading criminal population with 87% of our population being ex-convicts, drug or arms dealers, terrorists, thieves, pickpockets, hackers, and some of the best murders ever to live. We are allies with Yimanga, The Republic of Qûwåńâñį, Oof Ganastan, Inner Urkey Gres Lair, Otanga, and Chicken Max. Currently we are at war with Shopping Valley for constantly sending motivational get-well cards to our many overdosed citezens, we all took this as a terrorist threat and responded immediately. During this time of crisis we are getting aid form Otanga with food and oil in exchange for baskets.
Some other interesting things about our country include, our national dish is Butcher's Meat, which is a baby pig's head stuffed with goose organs then boiled down with the blood of the mother pig's blood. We also have our own language called Llynige which is a mishmash of English and ancient text. Some common phrases we have include Houdiekou, meaning go die in a hole and Pregneto, meaning pregnant with my child. Our currency is completely done in bottle caps, a plastic cap is 1 cap, anything the size of a Gatorade cap is 5 caps, the metal clip cap on top of soda cans are 10 caps, and beer or metal caps are 20 caps. You can use this money to go to some of our many different tourist attractions. Our most visited attraction is massacre square where in the past to settle debates or problems we would go to the square, kill each other, and who ever's side was still alive would win the debate. In some areas you can still see drops of blood soaked into the pavement. Overall we are one of the best countries in all of Vanasa and depending on what time zone your in, personally were in The Celestial Zone of the In-between Time, but who knows when you’ll be reading this so good morning, good night, and good bye.