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'''Slavic jam, or: The delightful tale of the Supreme Leader playing basketball to prevent foreign scum from stealing Rabbit Man and destroying the Slavic Union, greatest country in world''' is an upcoming Slavic epic sports comedy action film. | '''Slavic jam, or: The delightful tale of the Supreme Leader playing basketball to prevent foreign scum from stealing Rabbit Man and destroying the Slavic Union, greatest country in world''' is an upcoming Slavic epic sports comedy action film. The film is written, directed, and produced by [[Matvei Pavlov]], [[Vozhd of the Slavic Union]], in addition to being starred in by him. The films 230 million dollar budget is taken entirely from the Slavic treasury. | ||
According to Pavlov the film will be "At least 4 hours long, maybe longer, we might have to split it into two or three films" and will include "At minimum 7 brutal killings of evil foreigners" he also stated that the film will be "Fun for whole family!" all Slavic citizens will be required by law to see the film in theaters upon release. | |||
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| Slavic Jam | |
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 Theatrical release poster | |
| Directed by | Matvei Pavlov |
| Written by | Matvei Pavlov |
| Produced by | Matvei Pavlov |
| Starring | |
| Cinematography | Matvei Pavlov |
| Edited by | Matvei Pavlov |
| Music by | Matvei Pavlov |
Production company | |
| Distributed by | Slavic Union |
Release date | TBA |
Running time | TBA |
| Country | Slavic Union |
| Language | Slavic |
| Budget | $230 million |
Slavic jam, or: The delightful tale of the Supreme Leader playing basketball to prevent foreign scum from stealing Rabbit Man and destroying the Slavic Union, greatest country in world is an upcoming Slavic epic sports comedy action film. The film is written, directed, and produced by Matvei Pavlov, Vozhd of the Slavic Union, in addition to being starred in by him. The films 230 million dollar budget is taken entirely from the Slavic treasury.
According to Pavlov the film will be "At least 4 hours long, maybe longer, we might have to split it into two or three films" and will include "At minimum 7 brutal killings of evil foreigners" he also stated that the film will be "Fun for whole family!" all Slavic citizens will be required by law to see the film in theaters upon release.