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The Empire of Nation of the Best is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 62 million The Bestians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The Best Empire is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 62 million The Bestians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.


The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.


The sizeable but inefficient Nation of the Bestian economy, worth 2.08 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,607 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The sizeable but inefficient Empire of the Best economy, worth 2.08 trillion Fish Scales a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,607 Fish Scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.


Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and vegetarianism is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nation of the Best's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and vegetarianism is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of the Best's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.


Nation of the Best is ranked 138,463rd in the world and 5,015th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
Nation of the Best is ranked 138,463rd in the world and 5,015th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.


{{Infobox country
{{Infobox country
|conventional_long_name = Republic of Cameroon
|conventional_long_name = Empire of the Best
|native_name = {{lang|fr|République du Cameroun}}
|native_name = {{lang|fr|Saikō no teikoku}}
|common_name = Cameroon
|common_name = Sensō
|image_flag = Flag of Cameroon.svg
|image_flag = Flag of Cameroon.svg
|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red.
|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (black, red) with a tiger in the center of the red.
|image_coat = Coat of arms of Cameroon.svg
|image_coat = Coat of arms of Cameroon.svg
|symbol_type = Coat of arms
|symbol_type = Coat of arms
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|ethnic_groups =
|ethnic_groups =
  {{unbulleted list
  {{unbulleted list
   | {{nowrap|31% [[Ethnic groups in Cameroon|Cameroon Highlanders]]}}
   | {{nowrap|31% [[Ethnic groups in Sensō|Sensō Highlanders]]}}
   | 19% [[Bantu peoples|Equatorial Bantu]]
   | 19% [[Japan peoples|Equatorial Japan]]
   | 11% [[Kirdi]]
   | 11% [[American]]
   | 10% [[Fula people|Fulani]]
   | 10% [[ Italian people|Fulani]]
   |  8% [[Bantu peoples|Northwestern Bantu]]
   |  8% [[Australian peoples|SouthEastern Australian]]
   |  7% Eastern Nigritic
   |  7% Eastern Malaysia
   | 13% other African
   | 13% other African
   | <1% non-African
   | <1% non-African
  }}
  }}
|capital = [[Yaoundé]]
|capital = [[Bestian City]]
|coordinates = {{coord|3|52|N|11|31|E}}
|coordinates = {{coord|31|58'19|N|156|46'19|E}}
|largest_city = [[Douala]]
|largest_city = [[Bestian City]]
|government_type = [[Republic]]
|government_type = [[Empire]]
|leader_title1 = [[List of heads of state of Cameroon|President]]
|leader_title1 = [[Meishu of the island of Sensō|Meishu]]
|leader_name1 = [[Paul Biya]]
|leader_name1 = [[Meishu Yisaac]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Cameroon|Prime Minister]]
|leader_title2 = [[Prime Minister of Sensō|Prime Minister]]
|leader_name2 = [[Philémon Yang]]
|leader_name2 = [[Yordan Yulishney]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Cameroon)|National Assembly]]
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Sensō)|National Assembly]]
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_km2 = 475,442
|area_km2 = 475,442
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|sovereignty_type = Independence {{nobold|from [[France]]}}
|sovereignty_type = Independence {{nobold|from [[France]]}}
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_date1 = 1 January 1960
|established_date1 = 3 April 1800
|established_event2 = {{nowrap|Annexation of former<br/>[[British Cameroons]]}}
|established_event2 = {{nowrap|Annexation of former<br/>[[British Cameroons]]}}
|established_date2 = 1 October 1961
|established_date2 = 3 April 1869
|HDI_year = 2011
|HDI_year = 2011
|HDI_change = increase <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|HDI_change = increase <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
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|Gini_ref =  
|Gini_ref =  
|Gini_rank =
|Gini_rank =
|currency = [[Central African CFA franc]]
|currency = [[Fish scales]]
|currency_code = XAF
|currency_code = XAF
|time_zone = [[West Africa Time|WAT]]
|time_zone = [[North American Time|WAT]]
|utc_offset = +1
|utc_offset = +1
|time_zone_DST = not observed
|time_zone_DST = not observed
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|drives_on = right
|drives_on = right
|calling_code = [[+237]]
|calling_code = [[+559]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon'', Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|fr|Chant de Ralliement}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Sensō'', Article X. The Japanese version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|fr|}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
}}
}}

Revision as of 14:02, 2 October 2020

The Best Empire is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 62 million The Bestians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Empire of the Best economy, worth 2.08 trillion Fish Scales a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,607 Fish Scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and vegetarianism is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of the Best's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nation of the Best is ranked 138,463rd in the world and 5,015th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Empire of the Best
Saikō no teikoku
Vertical tricolor (black, red) with a tiger in the center of the red.
Flag
Coat of arms of Sensō
Coat of arms
Motto: 
"Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French)
"Peace – Work – Fatherland"
Anthem: 
"Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres (French)"
O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers a
Location of Cameroon on the globe.
Capital
and largest city
Bestian City
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Official languages
Ethnic groups
Demonym(s)Cameroonian
GovernmentEmpire
• Meishu
Meishu Yisaac
Yordan Yulishney
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence from France
• Declared
3 April 1800
• Annexation of former
British Cameroons
3 April 1869
Area
• Total
475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th)
• Water (%)
1.3
Population
• July 2012 estimate
20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census
17,463,836
• Density
39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)2011 estimate
• Total
$47.251 billion
• Per capita
$2,257
GDP (nominal)2011 estimate
• Total
$25.759 billion
• Per capita
$1,230
Gini (2001)44.6
medium
HDI (2011)Increase 0.482
low (150th)
CurrencyFish scales (XAF)
Time zoneUTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving sideright
Calling code+559
Internet TLD.cm
  1. These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Sensō, Article X. The Japanese version of the song is sometimes called [] Error: {{Lang}}: no text (help), as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
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