Saint Monkey

Confederacy of Saint Monkey Conafa San Monk
Flag Coat of arms
Saint Monkey (Black Territory is Monkeyhoarders)
Capital and largest city	Chimpangutan
Official languages	English
Recognised regional languages	Old Monkeyian German French Spanish Russian Italian Saint Monkey Tribal Languages
Demonym(s)	Saint Monkeyian
Government	Confederacy
• Prime Minister	Carlota Rodriguez
• Head of Upper Board	Jake Orangu
• Head of Third Party Board	Kaspar Hell
• Parliament Speaker	Ginny Chanap
Legislature	Parliament of Saint Monkey
• Upper house	Upper Board
• Lower house	Third Party Board
Establishment
• Tribal Settlers	9000BC-3000BC
• Founding of the Saintship of Saint Monkey	1230-1300
• Transition to Democratic Saintship	June 1379
• Transition to Confederacy	15th November, 1928
Area
• Total	494,083 km2 (190,767 sq mi)
Population
• 2024 estimate	52.39 Million
• 2020 census	52.21 Million
• Density	106/km2 (274.5/sq mi)
GDP (nominal)	estimate
• Total	$912 Billion
• Per capita	$162000
HDI	International Development Index: 90.1 (=23rd) (Very Highly Developed) International LGBT+ Rights Index: 98.0 (=17th) (Transformative) International Freedom Index: 96.9 (=29th) (Free) International Safety Index: 100.0 (=1st) (Absolutely Safe) International Index Of Corruption: 96.1 (36th) (Not Corrupt)
Currency	Holy Monkeys (HMN)
Time zone	UTC-10 (UTC)
Date format	dd/mm/yyyy (AD)
Driving side	right
Calling code	+109,012
Internet TLD	.mos

The Confederacy of Saint Monkey, or Saint Monkey (Pronounciaton: seɪnt mʌŋki) is a country located in the south-west of the Monkey Peninsula. It is part of the Monkey Empire region, which consists of 5 nations. It shares a land border on the island of Crownex with the Monkeyhoardian overseas territory South Crown Island. To the North, across the East Monkey Sea, lies Ben And Gaute Land. Across the Monkey Empirean Strait or the Free Sea, lies Monkeyhoarders, one of Saint Monkeys closest allies. With an estimated population of 52.39 Million, and a land area of 494,083km2, Saint Monkey is the second most populated and largest country in the Monkey Empire, with only Monkeyhoarders ahead. Saint Monkey divide the country in to Regions, who have quite a lot of autonomy, and their own set of laws. There are a total of 20. Saint Monkey has 2 overseas territories, one being Monkeyterianism Island between the nations of Teriible and Gladiston, and the other, named Nochala which translates to Stay Away in Old Monkeyian, and is located 988km (614mi) from the North Pole. Its' population is only 721, and it was given to Saint Monkey during a expedition with a Saint Monekyian in the 20th century.

Saint Monkey is known for its thriving, and famous, tourism sector, with 83.8 million people visiting Saint Monkey in 2023. It also has a flourishing sector of selling renewable energy overseas. It has sectors in IT, fruit exports, and is known for its generous foreign aid. Saint Monkey is also known for its fantastic Culture, clean and beautiful environment and natural beauty, and also has a unique cuisine. It also takes pride on efficient and quality healthcare, helping other nations with less robust systems by bringing patients to Saint Monkey through many initiatives. Saint Monkeys welfare systems is also one of the largest in the world, supporting all of its citizens. This is one of the reasons Saint Monkeys depression and anxiety rates are amongst the lowest in the World.

Saint Monkey became an officially recognised nation during the reign of Saint Monkey I, who was the first inhabitant, other than the Tribal populations. It is unkown what exact year this happened. but due to records written by Saint Monkey I himself, it is estimated between 1230-1300. Other Historians believe it could've been between 1300 and 1330 as well. Graves have been found that date back to as far as 3000BC, but new ruins that have been found in recent year suggest that the country has been inhabited since the 9th millennium BC. Saint Monkey recognise many languages, due to immigration in the 15th tom 17th Centuries, which introduced many languages, such as French, Spanish and Russian. Interestingly, the Free Islands region recongnises all languages in the world.

Etymology

"Saint Monkey" is the name given to Rudolf Truim, when arriving in Saint Monkey, after being sent their by the Monkeyterianist deity Monke. The language spoken by Monkeyhoarders at the time was fairly unknown. It is believed to be a dialect or form of Maxtopian, from Maxtopia, the nation that discovered Monkeyhoarders in 877AD, or possibly a Tribal language. However, Saint Monkey I, or his real name Rudolf Truim was instructed by Monke to go to the nearby Rainforest, and after a couple days hike, they found a Tribe. The story is that Rudolf immediately knew their language, and understood all the tribal members. The tribe though this was a sending from their gods, and therefore gave him the name "Saint Monkey" or in their language, "Sinka Kama" (Latin Version, Not their Language). It is believed that this Tribe joined onto another, as it does not exist anymore. However, this created the basis for Saint Monkey, and the religion Monkeyterianism.

History

Tribal Era

The Tribal Era begun anywhere between 3000-9000BC, which is when historians believe migrants inhabited Saint Monkey, possibly through Monkeyhoarders or Ben And Gaute Land. Some Tribes even have records that date back to the 10th Millennium BC, however these are very much guesses in terms of age. The best piece of evidence is on the shoreline of the Chimpics, where they have found ruins that may date back to 9000BC. The second most popular ruin site in Saint Monkey is the Raino Fortress, which is believed to be almost 5000 years old, and is known for it's incredible structure and preservation. It had 8.5 Million visitors in 2023. The most popular is the Saint Monkey I Ancient Ruins, expected to be 3000 years old, with an intricate tunnel system, and a beautiful beach beside it. It had 9 Million Visitors in 2023.

For the first 4000-5000 years, populations in Saint Monkey grew and there was an approximate number of 700 tribes, according a book written by the Nito Tribe. It was believed that some sort of early from of census was created in Saint Monkey, or early forms of communication.

There are almost 200 ruin sites that tourists can visit nowadays, however, it is estimated that there are probably 600-700 sites still hidden. A new site has been recently allowed to dig, and is expected to be completed this summer. There is also a site that is expected to be as big as the Alcazar castle in the Kingdom of Castille.

The Tribes lived in peace, but there was no attempt to begin bartering or trade, and they remained a simple civilisation for the whole time. However, they were known as very sophisticated people, that were good at many skills, and this is why there was many civilisations living in fortresses and other structures. However, there was also Nomadic Tribes, who travelled across the Land, discovering new places. Many tribes had maps of the world, which were very close to what is Mainland Saint Monkey.

However, after thousands of years, many tribes became territorial, and had ambitions to take over more land. This causes a large conflict that according to some remaining tribes' record, lasted 30 years, and begun at 900BC, the well-known Tribal War. The Tribal War was a conflict that caused many tribes to be lost, and killed many people. Weapons that were used ranged from types of swords, spears and axes. It is also said that Children were involved in fighting too. Overall, this depleted nearly 200 tribes, according to many studies, and tribal records. In Monkeyterianism, there is the Saint Fade Festival, which commemorates lives lost in the war, between July and August. People give things away, travel to remote locations of Rainforests, many practice the 1st Grain of Sand in Monkeyterianism, and others visit Ancient Ruins, and light candles. Others do traditional practices in Monkeyterianist sanctuaries.

In the last of the BC years, many tribes began showing signs of advancement. Many inventing time processes, like calendars, and others creating more smarter ways to catch food.

Between 1AD and the founding of Saint Monkey, many tribes grew. Tribes finally began trading, and the Festival of the Tribes began taking place (see culture). In some records, the Tribes were planning on exploration, and seeing if there were any more humans anywere else, past the borders of the world. One Tribe made aa trip and discovered the Chimp Islands, and another the Free Islands, and found new tribes there. Hawaba was invented, and Tribes began competing against each other. They also began Inter-Marrying and many Tribes began joining each other.

However, between 1230 and 1300, a discovery by Saint Monkey I (Rudolf Truim) would change the lives of Tribes forever.

Discovery

Saint Monkey was discovered by a man named Rudolf Truim, and his friend Guenther Hal, and future wife Ezzie Monk. It was discovered anywhere between 1230-1300, most likely during the Minor Gladistonian War, after Rudolf Truim wanted to escape conflict, remembering that his Great-Great-Grandfather had been killed by the infamous Monkey Man IV. He set off on a boat to Saint Monkey, after stealing one from Port Monkeyhoarders.

After 3 weeks on the boat, with little food and water, they found an untouched beach, now the city of Saint Monkey I. That evening, it is said that Rudolf had a vision from a deity Monke, who was apparently the spokesperson for the religion Monkeyterianism. In this vision, he told Rudolf this land had massive opportunity, and Tribes lie to the east of where they were sat. He told Ezzie and Guenther, however they were skeptical about that truth of this so-called vision. In total, some say Saint Monkey I had over 70 visions throughout hid life, which he documented in books. This created the basis for Monkeyterianism, including the Bunch of Bananas rules and the Grains of sand rules. Many started worshipping this religion, including himself.

They agreed to follow him into the rainforest however, believing it would be useful to explore their new home, and to their surprise, Rudolf found the Tribe. According to the story, Rudolf spoke fluently and knew the Tribal members names. The Tribe, intrigued, thought he was a sending from the gods, and dubbed him "Saint Monkey".

Several years later, Saint Monkey I returned back to Monkeyhoarders to persuade people to join them in Saint Monkey. The Monarchy in Monkeyhoarders was not aware of it at the time, and only found out later that such land existed, during the reign of Saint Monkey II.

Saint Monkey I encountered many more visions, and on his return to Saint Monkey, he appointed many new settlers to persuade more people to join, and began a long expedition to explore the island in it's entirety. After finding the peaks of the Andechimps, he dedicated his time to set foot and name these peaks. He rose to the largest peak, Mt. Orangumonkountain, and after three years of slow exploration he returned to Saint Monkey I, noticing that civilisation began to grow, with many buildings now standing.

Between approximately 1300-1325, Saint Monkey I died alongside his wife, and gave his eledest son, the role of being Saint Monkey II, and then told him to work together with his 2 brothers and 2 sisters to discover the rest of the island, and begin to create peace with the other nations around them.

Sport

Football

Hawaba/Saint Monkeyian Beach Volleyball

Beach Volleyaball

Hockey