Republic of Qûwåńâñį
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Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)
The Republic of Quwanani is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 211 million Quwananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Quwananian economy, worth 8.19 trillion quwans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 38,808 quwans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and jaywalking will put an end to a family tree. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quwanani's national animal is the Quail, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Our country isn't exactly on Earth per say. We don't really know exactly where it is but if this makes any sense it is inbettwene (yes that is how it is spelled) time. So pretend that time is a brick wall and there is a crack in the middle, we are the cement in the middle of the crack. Thats where we are. The time here is also very wierd because if you want to refer to a year ago, you would say,"before now". Or you would say after now if you want to refer to the future. Also, if you wanted to know about history of Qwanani, it would be a little hard because its all from memory. For example, if there was a war you would say,"this war happened before now".
So to get to the country you would have to travel to the middle of the Pacific Ocean and fond this Island thing with the mountains in the middle. ipIt doesnt really have a name but this is what you have to do. Get to the center where the mountains are and look for the tallest mountain and climb it. Then look for a funny looking portal/door this and jump in it. And BOOM! You are here.
Quwanani is allies with OOF Ganastan, Satwika, Otanga, Earium, Yimanga and trade partners with Earium, Yimanga, and OOF Ganastan. Earium gives Quwanani weapons for the army and Quwanani gives them makeup products. OOF Ganastan gives Quwanani handmade baskets and Quwanani gives them makeup products. Yimanga gives Quwanani Dorritos Chips and Quwanani gives them mangos. Quwanani is also going to war with United Peace Mania.
Republic of Qûwåńâñį | |
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| Motto: "Œm dëçt ãrêmb ååt" (English) "I smell dorritos" | |
| Anthem: "Pî gėjb ãt mœvx bøg (English)" How did I get here? a | |
| Capital and largest city | Qûwåłę Town |
| Official languages | |
| Government | Republic |
| Agustina Noé | |
| Mahoag Laryv | |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence | |
• Declared | The Begining of Time |
| Population | |
• July 2012 estimate | 211,129,878 (1st) |
• 2007 census | 17,463,836 |
| GDP (PPP) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $47.251 billion |
• Per capita | $2,257 |
| GDP (nominal) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $25.759 billion |
• Per capita | $1,230 |
| Currency | Qüwâńš (WEG) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (Spelltime Celestail Zone of the Inbetween Time) |
| Driving side | right or left because we dont drive.......we fly |
| Calling code | 666 |
| Internet TLD | .cm |
