Eggland

The Republic of Egg-land is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Egg-landians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Egg-landian economy, worth 250 billion Eggelias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,105 Eggelias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,934 per year while the poor average 3,140, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Egg-land's national animal is the Eggdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Egg-land is ranked 72,530th in the world and 3,152nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.