Namilagan

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Republic of Namilagan
Republika ng Namilagan
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CapitalSimigang
Largest Largest cityPagong
GovernmentFederal presidential republic
• President
Rodrigo Duterte
• Prime Minister
Fidel Castro Ruz Jr.
• Vice President
Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
Time zoneUTC+8

Namilagan, formally the Republic of Namilagan is an archipelagic tiny country in South East Asia renowned for its stringent healt and safety legislation, frequent executions and enforced bedtime. The democratic, cheerful, compassionate and hardworking population of 109 million Namilaganeses are ruled without fear or favor by Rodrigo Duterte, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings." It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Simigang.