The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo

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Federation of Nooooooooooooooo
Federatija Nooooooooooooooo
Naval_ensign.png
Flag
of Nooooooooooooooo
Coat of arms
Motto: "I Have Finally Made It." (Kloom: "Je hava finalé sarte et.")
CapitalSalabrachon
Largest cityGomona City
Official languagesKloom
Recognised national languagesEnglish
Demonym(s)Noon
GovernmentFederal Presidential Constitutional Republic
• President
John Edwards
George Calvinson
John Gór
LegislatureNoon Government
Senate
Speakership; Salabrachon Parliament
Establishment
• Ethnic Tribes
c. 500 BCE
• Reporting of Ghostly Screams heard off the coast of Salabrachon
1785/1787
• Skratmalatian settlements in 10000 Islands
March 24, 1823
• Noon Independence
February 5, 1827
Area
• Total
1,503 sq mi (3,890 km2)
• Water (%)
25.7%
Population
• 2019 census
4,740,327,432
• Density
3,160,218/sq mi (1,220,167.0/km2)
GDP (nominal)2019 estimate
• Total
Æ62.801 Quadrillion
• Per capita
Æ19,054
HDI (2019)0.934
very high
CurrencyAngoreje (Æ)
Time zoneUTC-7 (Noon Time)
• Summer (DST)
UTC -6
AntipodesSalabrachon --> South Asia
Date formatdd-mm-yyyy
Driving sideright
Calling code+215
ISO 3166 codeNOO
Internet TLD.noo

Nooooooooooooooo, officially, The Federation of Nooooooooooooooo (Kloom: Federatija (pronounced: fedrː ateː ja) Nooooooooooooooo), is a nation in the region of 10000 Islands. It has forests, mountains, cities, and an eco-friendly government. It is located in the north of the region, an archipelago, and is bordered on the south by Skratmalatis. The official capital is Salabrachon, named after William Sala, 1st President, and brachon meaning city, so Salabrachon translates to Sala City. Although some locals might even say that the capital is Gomona City, that is just the largest city.

It is very well known that Nooooooooooooooo has a large economy, averageness rating, and to some extent, taxation, which Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 255th in the region for. It is common to see people on the sidewalks dancing, and flowers blooming in the rural areas. Some might even say that people are "Especially Intelligent," but Nooooooooooooooo is only ranked 514th in 10000 Islands.

The Federation is a member of the World Assembly, and has alliances with a few nations. According to the International Power Classification Organisation, Nooooooooooooooo is ranked as a Small Power, and as a Secondary Power by the International Power Index.

Etymology

When Skratmalatis came over from Nova Historiae, they found land with indigenous people on it. The people screeched the word No (Indigenous god of wealth) only at a certain time, every day. The colonists called the land Nooooooooooooooo Territory, and since a double o makes an ou sound, as in you, the called them Noons, and this just happened to be the time that they would scream. This made perfect sense to the Skratmalatians, so the name was since kept until today.

History

After Skratmalatis came over and Dubbed it 'Noon Territory,' The Noons thought that Skratmalatians had a bit too much power, therefore started a revolution. The Noon War of Independence, or The Noon Revolution spanned about 2 months. The nation has gone under nine names since.

The Territory of Nooooooooooooooo was the name of Nooooooooooooooo for a brief 2 months before The Principality of Nooooooooooooooo came into existence. In 1847, it was renamed to The Republic of Nooooooooooooooo until 1856 when Nooooooooooooooo was under occupation by and then a State of Skratmalatis for a brief period during the War of the Brothers because of the heavy economic ties between the two nations. From 1857 to 1967, a Federal Republic, and from 1967 to 2000 it was a communist republic when the communist party won, and from 2000 to now it was dubbed the Federation of Nooooooooooooooo.

Early Tribes

The Early Tribes of Nooooooooooooooo were made of of 4 physical groups: The Mountains, The Rivers, The Plains, and The {wp|Coast}} Tribes. The Mountains Tribes were mainly peaceful with themselves. The River tribes were outgoing. They like other tribes that were friendly with them. The Plains and Coastal Tribes, were mainly kept to themselves, but invited most who came. But after the Skratmalatians came in, and drove the tribes out, they became confined to one area, all interacting with each other.