Eggland

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The Republic of Egg-land is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its beutiful, hospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, population of 8 billion Egg-landians live in a state of peace, as a eggdogs boost morale even in the hardest sitations.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Egg-landian economy, worth 250 billion Eggelias a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,105 Eggelias, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,934 per year while the poor average 3,140, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a not problem, with the police force countering any criminal that they see. they have a lot of funding and a low mortality rate. Egg-land's national animal is the Eggdog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Egg-land is ranked 72,530th in the world and 3,152nd in the West Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Egg-land is a Theocracy, with a group of 4 priests ruling the country. 87% of its citizens beleive in Eggolosism and the rest have no religion.

Eggland is an extrodinary country with fauna and animals not seen anywhere else in the world. Most of its animals have an egg-like shape to them. on eof the most famous is the eggdog. an animal with two legs and an upper body of egg-like proportion. fauna is also shaped like eggs. spliting open into 4 peices into the day and closes at night.

eggland has a strong military force. with over 1,000,00 ships, 40,000,000 land vehicles, and 100,000,000 men.