Otanga

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Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)

The Free Land of Otanga is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 98 million Otangans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Otangan economy, worth 5.22 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,283 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, lines of trenches demarcate the nation's borders, and the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Otangan radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Otanga's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Free Land of Otanga
Frëë Lænd ôf Œtåñgä
Vertical tricolor (green, red, yellow) with a five-pointed gold star in the center of the red.
Flag
Coat of arms of Otanga
Coat of arms
Motto: 
"Dino – Pollo – Pepite" (Italian)
"Dino – Chicken – Nuggets"
Anthem: 
"Ô Cameroun, O Otanga, aiuta voi gente (Italian)"
O Otanga, help your allies a
Location of Cameroon on the globe.
CapitalDuck City
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Largest cityAuotia
Official languages
Ethnic groups
Demonym(s)Otangian
GovernmentMonarchy
• King
Phill Mitten
• Queen
Georgia Artec
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence from Italy
• Declared
7 March 1931
• Annexation of former
Italian Otangans
13 October 1971
Area
• Total
475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th)
• Water (%)
1.3
Population
• July 2012 estimate
20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census
17,463,836
• Density
39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)2011 estimate
• Total
$47.251 billion
• Per capita
$2,257
GDP (nominal)2011 estimate
• Total
$25.759 billion
• Per capita
$1,230
Gini (2001)44.6
medium
HDI (2011)Increase 0.482
low (150th)
CurrencyLotcoin/Lotollar (Lc/Lo)
Time zoneUTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving sideboth
Calling code+7777
Internet TLD.cm
  1. These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Free Land of Otanga, Article X. The Italian version of the song is sometimes called O Otanga, aiuta voi gente, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "O Otanga, help your allies", as in Nain 6.