Gnarly
Gnarly
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Gnarly is located on Mount Everest. It has a very good economy and it trades with many other countries. The mountain is very treacherous and rocky. Almost 2% of the population will die from the slipping and falling on rocks. It is very hard to farm here. That is why we have to trade for fresh food. We are 26,000 feet about sea level. All of my trade allies say that we are hard ro trade with because we are so high up. We have the chickens who are hired to fly all the way down and collect all of our goods and bring them to us. About 100 chickens fly down each week. Sometimes when our trade allies want to trade with us, they will send us signals through electric air waves. Everyone will feel the air ways and then we all gather around our fire circle. Fire circle signals to our trade allies and we talk about what we want to trade. Mount Everest is safe because our enemy---- never wants to climb up the mountain. They lose more than half their soilders from doing that. Soemtimes they send birds up to drop bombs or to destroy some of our special inventions. Now we invented signals that will alarm us if the enemy is aproaching. We even made a electric wave around the mountain that will protect us from any of our enemies. Only trade allies can come through. The enemies will be shocked and shot back like a rocket to their own country.
Our ethnicity groups are mostly made up of chickens. Some are normal humans with blobfish heads. Others are chicks that have blobfish heads and chicken bodies. The others are angels and there is one percent of humans. They are very special humans that have abilities to breath. They have very special oxygens inside their lungs that were inserted before we colonized mount everest. Sometimes there is a shortage of food, so we survive off of melted rocks and mountain worms and shrugs. The children are very well behaved.
The ancient myth goes like this. One day a chicken wanted to find a nice place to nest. She went up high as possible and in the distance she saw a beautiful green hill. She flew over and nested there. She had six chicks. One was very silly little chick who wanted to know everything about the hill. She traveled around and she came upon a very beautiful bush. In the middle was a beautiful swirly pink pebble. Around it was a rainbow like a halo around it. The little chick couldnt help but pluck it out. As she plucked out the pebble. A change came over the hill. The trees turned into rocks. The grass turned into light brown grass and the hill rose and rose and rose until the chick realized that she had to put the rock back. She looked and around and found it underneath her legs. She bent down and instead fell down. She climbed back up and finally put the pebble back into the hole. The new mountain didnt didnt shrink back down but it did stop. Some of the rocks turned back into trees but many stayed rocks. The poor chicken felt so bad that she jumped off the cliff of the mountian. It was named Everest because that was the Chickens name.
Mount Everest was colonized by the lady chicken. One day she decided to catch a blobfish to see how it tasted. The Blobfish for some reason mulitplied and they even grew human legs. So that is how there are blobfish people on the mountain came to exsist there. They made homes out of rocks and churched and other buildings. People came to discover it and they loved it so much that they colonized there. That is how Mount Everest colonization came to be.
Republic of Gnarly République du Gnarly | |
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| Motto: "Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French) "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" | |
| Anthem: "Ô Gnarly, Berceau de nos Ancêtres (French)" O Gnarly, Cradle of our Forefathers a | |
| Location of Gnarly | |
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| Largest city | Larry |
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| Demonym(s) | Gnarlyian |
| Government | Republic |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from Popples | |
• Declared | 1 January 1960 |
• | 1 October 1961 |
| Area | |
• Total | 475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th) |
• Water (%) | 1.9 |
| Population | |
• July 2012 estimate | 200,890,765 (4th) |
• 2009 census | 17,463,836 |
• Density | 39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th) |
| GDP (PPP) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $47.251 quadrillion |
• Per capita | $2,257 |
| GDP (nominal) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $25.759 billion |
• Per capita | $1,230 |
| Gini (2001) | 44.6Gini_rank = medium |
| HDI (2011) |  0.482low (150th) |
| Currency | Central African CFA franc (XAF) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (WGT) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (not observed) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +237 |
| Internet TLD | .cm |
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