Papa Gúgú
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Papa Gugu Territory is a direct democratic island. It is located southwest of Ireland. Papa Gugu gained independence from Ireland on October 12, 1909. Papa Gugu asked the United States of the Soviet Union to help them gain freedom and their reward would be precious diamonds and gold. To this day Papa Gugu and the United States of the Soviet Union have been fighting wars together. Our presidents have become the best of friends and can be found golfing together on the beautiful golf courses of Papa Gugu.
There are many amazing sights on Papa Gugu. These sights include the first ever range of volcanoes, countless captivating beaches, and Slab Iceberg.
Papa Gugu got its name from the natives of Ireland. Before they were pushed off Ireland to live on rafts in the Atlantic Ocean they named the stunning island off the coast of Ireland. Obviously, they named it after their favorite food, pie. In Googanian, pie translates to papa gugu. The island’s favorite food was, is, and will always be pie (especially apple).
Many people believe that Papa Gugú has the best military in the world. They are not mistaken. The reason why they have the best and strongest soldiers in the world is because they will pay them very generously. Papa Gugu mainly recruits their soldiers from the Zancudo Islands, who are another ally of theirs. The Zancudo Islands train the soldiers for us and we pay them for the soldiers. Papa Gugu has had eight wars. Four of the wars have been with Pinna Colada. Papa Gugu has been rivals with Pinna Colada ever since Papa Gugu accidentally sent a missile to Pinna Colada. Papa Gugu is also allies with West Won. They have fought many wars together against Pinna Colada.
Since Papa Gugu is the safest country in the world many people want to become citizens there. To become a citizen you must pay $1000 in cash. If you were born there then you wouldn’t need to pay the money and you are automatically a citizen. If you use fake money then try to run away, Papa Gugu will hunt you down and will either imprison you for life or kill you. If you have any criminal background at all you will not be accepted onto the island, but you can live on Papa Gugu’s second smaller island, Loolama. On Loolama there is only one building, CRIMINAL HOTEL. Loolama is the world’s murder capital.
All citizens are expected to pay taxes, obey the law, and most importantly eat pie for dessert. Papa Gugu has many types of taxes. These include your free daily pie, the government jobs, electricity, and water. Some of the laws include that you can’t kill, can’t steal, can’t trespass, and can’t skip in line to get your pie. To get the pie you must wait in line every night at the Pie Buffet. At the Pie Buffet there is any type of pie you could think of. It is mandatory to finish your whole pie in a sitting.
Papa Gugu has the largest mining industry in the world. One of the reasons is because, like the soldiers, they hire and generously pay our workers. The miners work very efficiently and quickly because they provide them with netherite pickaxes. The average of deaths in the mines per year is 89. Most of them are from one miner hitting the other in the head with their pickaxe and the occasional creeper. Papa Gugu trades their ores for, of course, special edition pies from other countries.
The Papa Gugu Territory Pappoo Googa | |
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| Motto: Thou shall not die | |
| Anthem: Thou we shall die we will prolong the inevitable | |
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| Capital | Wantonly |
| Largest city | Chewyeggroll |
| Official languages | |
| Ethnic groups |
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| Demonym(s) | Googanian |
| Government | Direct Democracy |
• President | Tader Taught |
| Legislature | National Assembly of Papa Gugu |
| Independence | |
• Declared | 18 February 2009 |
| Area | |
• Total | 181 km2 (70 sq mi) (829th) |
• Water (%) | 0 |
| Population | |
• July 2012 estimate | 856 (189th) |
• 2005 census | 856 |
| GDP (PPP) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $47.251 billion |
• Per capita | $2,257 |
| GDP (nominal) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $25.759 billion |
• Per capita | $1,230 |
| Currency | M&Ms (MM) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +337 |