Pinna colada
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| Motto: "Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French) "Peace – Work – Fatherland" | |
| Anthem: "Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres (French)" O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers a | |
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| Capital | Yaoundé Lua error: callParserFunction: function "#coordinates" was not found. |
| Largest city | Douala |
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| Demonym(s) | Cameroonian |
| Government | Republic |
| Paul Biya | |
| Philémon Yang | |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from France | |
• Declared | 1 January 1960 |
• Annexation of former British Cameroons | 1 October 1961 |
| Area | |
• Total | 475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th) |
• Water (%) | 1.3 |
| Population | |
• July 2012 estimate | 20,129,878 (58th) |
• 2005 census | 17,463,836 |
• Density | 39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th) |
| GDP (PPP) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $47.251 billion |
• Per capita | $2,257 |
| GDP (nominal) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $25.759 billion |
• Per capita | $1,230 |
| Gini (2001) | 44.6 medium |
| HDI (2011) |  0.482low (150th) |
| Currency | Central African CFA franc (XAF) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (WAT) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (not observed) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +237 |
| ISO 3166 code | CM |
| Internet TLD | .cm |
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Pinna Colada has a Constitutional monarchy in which the king is John Juan III and his father was John Juan II. The queen of Pinna Colada is Mackenzie the first. Pinna Colada is one of the world's leading countries in the military, but has less than 40 million people. Pinna Colada is located near Iceland and the UK. Pinna Colada is a changed island. There are also many islands around Pinna Colada. Pinna Colada's military economy is amazing but there aren't homes for everyone there. Pinna Colada is twice the size of Iceland and has 40 million people. There are a lot of mountain ranges with many little lakes surrounding the mountain ranges.
There aren't a lot of farms and crops grown there so they get imported. Pinna Colada has a lot of fishermen that don’t have a lot of money or supplies they need to fish but Pinna Colada provides for most of them.There is mostly a lot of wheat grown and fish caught in Pinna Colada so the main foods there are pasta, bread, and fish. Pinna Colada has a Constitutional monarchy in which the king is John Juan III and his father was John Juan II. The queen of Pinna Colada is Mackenzie the first. The etymology of Pinna Colada comes from the word pinna meaning the external part of the ear in humans and other mammals while Colada means strained pineapple and together they mean the outside part of a drink. I think?
Pinna Colada has rivals and that’s it because everybody wants to go against Pinna Colada. Pinna Colada’s first and main rival is the United States of the Soviet Union (Freddy). Pinna Colada and the United States of the Soviet Union started of as allies but then he betrayed Pinna Colada and sent a bomb their. The second rival to Pinna Colada is Papa Gugu (Lucas) and Pinna Colada started off as allies to Papa Gugu but then he decided to join the United States of the Soviet Union side and become rivals with Pinna Colada. All Papa Gugu does is basically support the United States of the Soviet Union. Pinna Colada’s last rival is Zancudo islands (Gavin). All he did was drop a bomb in Pinna Colada’s country and then Pinna Colada killed his leader and nothing ever happened again.
The way to become a citizen in Pinna Colada is by jumping in a pool 5 times. If you can’t then you have to say “I pledge to always do something amazing everyday of my life”. But if you can’t do either of those then you have to sign a paper that says “words”. If you are expecting a baby then you can go in automatically but after the baby everyone in the family has to become a citizen. The naturalization process is basically saying that you will respect all laws. You could also just say that I will respect all opinions.
All Pinna Colada’s citizens have to sign a contract saying that they will sign up for war if they have to. Only one man from each family has to go to war. The man that is chosen to go to war could either be fighting man to man or fighting with aircrafts. If the man that is selected is not in good shape then they can choose to go out or be the person behind the computer. Responsibilities of my citizens are: if you see a trash can and trash then you have to throw it away if not then you go to jail. Also if there is any gum on the floor then you have to pick it up and throw it away. If you spit any gum somewhere besides into a trash can then you automatically go to jail.
More about Pinna Coladas enemies, especially the United States of the Soviet Union. It all started in 1964 when the United States of the Soviet Union desired to attack Pinna Colada. Papa Gugu didn’t know where to go because he was allies with both the United States of the Soviet Union and Pinna Colada but then he made his mind up and chose the United States of the Soviet Union. Pinna Colada couldn’t just sit for the tournament of its country to be over so Pinna Colada acted fast. First Pinna Colada got the best bomb maker in the country and as soon as the perfect bomb was ready every bomb maker started to duplicate them. About 2 weeks later Pinna Colada was ready to take United States of the Soviet Union down and that is exactly what Pinna Colada did. After sweet victory Papa Gugu decided he wanted to be with the better country and joined Pinna Colada.