Slavic Jam

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Slavic Jam
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Theatrical release poster
Directed byMatvei Pavlov
Written byMatvei Pavlov
Produced byMatvei Pavlov
Starring
CinematographyMatvei Pavlov
Edited byMatvei Pavlov
Music byMatvei Pavlov
Production
company
Distributed bySlavic Union
Release date
TBA
Running time
TBA
CountrySlavic Union
LanguageSlavic
Budget$230 million

Slavic jam, or: The delightful tale of the Supreme Leader playing basketball to prevent foreign scum from stealing Rabbit Man and destroying the Slavic Union, greatest country in world is an upcoming Slavic epic sports comedy action film. The film is written, directed, and produced by Matvei Pavlov, Vozhd of the Slavic Union, in addition to being starred in by him. The films 230 million dollar budget is taken entirely from the Slavic treasury.

According to Pavlov the film will be "At least 4 hours long, maybe longer, we might have to split it into two or three films" and will include "At minimum 7 brutal killings of evil foreigners" he also stated that the film will be "Fun for whole family!" all Slavic citizens will be required by law to see the film in theaters upon release.

Premise

When a group of evil foreign leaders attempt to destroy the Slavic Union the only way Vozhd Matvei Pavlov can save his country is by beating them in a game of basketball.

Cast

The incredibly intelligent and masculine and great and awesome supreme leader of the Slavic Union, who is willing to do anything to save his motherland from being destroyed by evil foreigners.

A very strong and powerful rabbit man who is a beloved hero of the Slavic Union, but evil foreigners wish to steal him for themselves.

A hideous and deformed hunchback, who rules over the nation of Amastan with an iron fist and every day comes down from his massive tower to punch his citizens in the face and dance on their unconscious bodies. He also is very jealous of Pavlov and wishes to destroy him for being too handsome and strong, Zoreau also resents how all women flock to Pavlov and like to spit on Zoreau.