Alrayiys Bin

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Alrayiys Bin
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Bin after overdosing on crack so he has decided to sit in this specific spot in his yard.
Born (1958-10-05) October 5, 1958 (age 66)
Al Shabad, Balidistan
Spouse(s)
Kabir (m. 1988)
Children6.9
AwardsInternational Terrorism and Racism Promotion Award (2007)
Public Welfare Medal (2015)
Scientific career
Fields
  • Suicide bombing
InstitutionsISIS
InfluencedTerrorism
YouTube information
Channelsbomb gamer
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Alrayiys Bin, literally translated as The President Bin is a military researcher from Al Shabad, in Baladistan. Specifically, he is a researcher of what his organisation claims as "specialised military devices". His contribution to suicide bombing technology is amongst one of the largest in the world.

Early life and career

He began his life in Al Shabad, becoming a slave at at just 3 years of age. He worked as an ISIS suicide bomber from the age of 7, having 250 confirmed kills before he reached 10 years old. Furthermore, by the age of 15 he topped the ISIS kill leaderboard after the 1973 Alrayiys Bombing in Bulgaria. This led to his promotion as Mufajir Kabir (Senior Bomber).

At 16, he got a scholarship to ISIS Meth Lab and began snortning Methamphetamine every day. His addiction led to him to an immense downfall in the 1820s, and he completely stopped his suicide bombing career. At this time, he had dropped 14 places in the ISIS kill leaderboard.

Bombing Success

His first model, the AHDMMK mk1 (Aluha Hackbar Machine Man Killer Mark 1) was extremely succesful, and his first test completely killed the entire meth lab, apart from himself. ISIS members were able to revive him and spare a med kit and shield pot for him to recover.

Children

He has 6.9 Children. He has given birth to 3.9 of them due to birth defects in his reproductive system.

Names

Astagusmas, Kabir, Dharr, Man, Goatee, Dumpster Truck v2.09, and 0.9