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Culture
SHT24 News Channel
SHT24 or SHT (Saint Humanity Today News) is a television news channel and state newspaper but in 1994 it ceased to be part of the government and to be more free, although even so it continues with the manipulation of the latter, in it there are 8 sections and its publication is daily, which causes some ink or manufacturing errors, the most outstanding sections are: -San-Human Sport
-Caricature of the day
-News from your pocket
-Saint Humanity opines
-Politics and law
-Entertainment of the 4 walls
The chain was created in 1968 by Taoka Hon as a means of information and communication for Saint Humanity after the great blackout on August 9, 1968, 27 years after the newspaper opened its television channel and began to be so popular that other chains television had to leave the screens of the country such as: CNN, Fox News and BBC News
"I always spent looking at the truth" -Says Adeline Fox,Nurse and housewife
"Thanks to this newspaper I found out that the Nazis are still alive" - Says Aoan New Hopper, xenophobic extremist and capitalist
"It's fun to watch from time to time :)" -Never Said Max Barry Creator of the Non-Linear Web MMO RPG Game "NationStates"
Mirage 44 Mission
Mission Mirage 44 The space project/mission led by the empire of saint humanity, "Mirage 44X", was a mission in order to take people and do temperature tests on Mars, this mission began on June 15, 1979 under the mandate of Taoka Hon and being continued until November 19, 1985 by Yarra Hon, the spacecraft was launched into space on February 14, 1983 with 3 crew members inside it, Asiki Narakawa of North Korean nation, John Bardoo of San-Human nation and Gustavo Jimenez of Mexican nationality.
"We have waited for this moment and I have to say that I am excited" -Says Yarra Hon in an interview with SHT24 (SHT), Governor at that time
The rocket was launched at 1:00 PM, 9 hours later, at 10:00 PM a report arrived from Finland, it turned out that pieces of the ship had fallen into the sea of that country, which caused great confusion and anguish, the The ship had communicated at 3:00 PM informing that they were already in space and could see the entire earth from the ship. Helicopters and emergency teams were quickly sent to search for the survivors at sea. The only one they found was Asiki Narakawa, who was drowned and only her body and an unidentified element remained.
Yarra Hon and the government and many countries were confused, what had happened? The ship had collapsed on the trip? Impossible, but if the ship was already in space? All these doubts had to be resolved by the government and the military and submarine force of the empire.
"The object that was next to Asiki was a broken alien capsule, in it there were traces of something sticky and the inside smelled horrible, it gave off an odor similar to the smell of the rotting of something" They declared the investigators and the army that quickly took the object as classified for investigation.
Even today, the bodies of the other two crew members have not been found and the alleged diary of Asiki Narakawa was found in a box in the remains that fell in Finland. The world is still intrigued by this event and wonders what happened. What brought down this ship?
02/14/1983 "Dear diary, today is the preparation for the takeoff of the spaceship, I hope to feel the excitement of Star Wars in a big window! Piu, piu piu! (Sounds of Star Wars guns) I am very excited!, They are doing the safety protocols like checking the thrusters and making sure of no internal faults!" -Asiki Narakawa
02/15/1983 "Dear diary, finally the ship has taken off and we are in space!!!" "I found myself among my partner Gutierrez's things, a strange capsule that keeps something there, I'm very curious!" "I opened the capsule and began to experiment with that sticky and viscous thing in secret, I put it to the test with different temperatures and took this data -Apparently a magnetic effect begins if the temperature exceeds 50c -When the "thing" is cold It protects itself by turning into a ball to keep it warm -finally, it grabbed a magnet and suddenly began to *UNKNOWN*" "Someone...help me...I kill Gutierrez and the other...I'm the only one left in the ship and ...AA*UNKNOWN*"
"The Hemphthis is near" (Hemphthis in the ancient native language of Saint Humanity meant "inevitable cataclysm")
The assassination that shocked the empire
On March 27, 2012, in the state of Zorg, a murder occurred in a residence on 13th Street with 5th Avenue. At the scene of the horrific crime, a 17-year-old girl was found mutilated, disemboweled, and with her head severed in her room. ,Shoe prints with mud on them were found that led to the living room through the carpet, it is possible to say that the girl was alone and apparently she was listening to music and reading a Dark-Horse comic specifically "Hell-Boy The Fury". The police followed the trace of the footprints while the doctors analyzed the destroyed and mutilated parts of the girl. After a few hours, half the country was already aware of the events and in one day the entire country was shocked by such an act.
"H-horrifying, my daughter..." -Says Cataline Clayne crying, Mother of the girl
"I'll find the bastard who did that to my daughter and I'll do the exact same thing to him!! If you're listening, I hope you die, mothe*******! LET ME GO!!" -Alex Clayne says furious before being taken by the police for scandal, father of the girl
"She was a good girl, we spent time playing Halo Reach on her Xbox-360 and we saw the stars in the patio of the house...I think I came to love her..." -Says Jayne Hopper, Close friend of the girl
"It was ridiculously funny, I feel sorry for the situation that is happening..." -Says Jimmy Pool, friend of the girl
"...I-i-i-...I'm terrifying what they did to him" -Says Amy Hopper, Girl's Friend
"We will not let these types of crimes continue in this nation!" -Says Brave Yard Oyanami Hon (Yard Oyanami Hon), Governor at that time
This event was so controversial that there were 3 days of silence in the empire for this loss, the police investigated who had been the creator of this crime and found traces that led to an old facility of The Hidden Brotherhood, there they found a missing part of the Annie's body, the murdered girl, which was the 2nd right finger of the hand, next to it were decorations referring to Akrus the dark and on a sheet he wrote
"By the sons of the sons of this brotherhood, Akrus the Dark, please reveal to me the secrets of physics and cosmic gravity by this finger and the sacrifice of this young soul purified with the purest blade of metal and steel."
After the 3 days of silence, an unsuspecting eclipse occurred that surprised many, in addition to the fact that the clock time was no longer even with the sun and that the earth had moved 0.9 km to the north.
Many say that these events occurred due to Akrus the Dark questioning the scientists and the government if Akrus the Dark was really real or were simply changes in the galaxy.
Trends in Saint Humanity
Trends in Saint Humanity 50s-70s: Walking in military clothes (This acted as a mockery of World War 2 and the state of the empire in those years)
70s-75s: Get tattoos of Akrus symbols on your skin
75s-80s: Having a gun in his arm
80s-89s: Watch the Star Wars movies and illegally adopt any street dog (In those years there were more cases of AIDS, Rabies, etc.)
90s-98s: Join the Over-Speeds gang
98s-2007s: Being a hippie
2007s-Actualy: Buy table games and necklaces with peace symbols, Carry a gun in the leg (For some reason)
Over-Speeds
速度超過(Sokudo chōka)-Over-Speeds The Over-Speeds gang were motorcyclists who risked their lives on the road after not wearing helmets and doing stunts in addition to escaping from the police, The head of this criminal gang, Yuko Oyanami Hon was supposed to be the ruler of the empire in 1989 after the death of Taoka Hon, the previous ruler, but after a few attacks of rebellion and rage, Yarra Hon ended up giving the position and disinheriting Yuko who went to the streets and in 1991 started the band of Over-Speeds.
These acts that put the band at risk continued until in 1995, Yuko, died crashing into a car at 120 km/h and without a helmet or protection, this caused the group to have to find a new boss quickly and the chosen one was Anika, La Yuko's girlfriend and partner who in 1997 decided to put an end to the persecutions by the police and confronted the government armed with chainsaws, sticks, Molotovs, spiked bats, pistols, and endless more homemade weapons, until Yarra herself Hon decided to confront Anika in person, armed with a chainsaw sword and a pistol from the 60s, he faced Anika and defeated her. The following year the group and all its members were imprisoned and Anika was sentenced to death with poison in her breakfast in his cell.
Although the Over-Speeds no longer exist, many remember them for being great and brave acrobats who put their lives at risk simply for fun, being the hideout of this band classified today as "Urban Legacy" for many citizens of Ponki, Juna and Narrates.
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