Republic of Qûwåńâñį
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Republic of Qûwåńâñį Republic of Qûwåńâñį | |
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| Motto: "Œm dëçt ãrêmb ååt" (English) "I smell dorritos" | |
| Anthem: "Pî gėjb ãt mœvx bøg (English)" How did I get here? a | |
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| Capital and largest city | Qûwåłę Town |
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| Government | Republic |
| Agustina Noé | |
| Mahoag Laryv | |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence | |
• Declared | The Beginning of Time |
| Population | |
• July 2012 estimate | 211,129,878 (1st) |
• 2007 census | 17,463,836 |
| GDP (PPP) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $47.251 billion |
• Per capita | $2,257 |
| GDP (nominal) | 2011 estimate |
• Total | $25.759 billion |
• Per capita | $1,230 |
| Currency | Qüwâńš (WEG) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (SCIT) |
| Driving side | right or left becuase here sometimes we fly, levitate, jump, run, or swim and we never really know what we get each day. |
| Calling code | 666 |
| Internet TLD | .cm |
Verified member of the Nations of Saint Joan of Arc (School Community)
The Republic of Quwanani is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 211 million Quwananians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt. The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
Our country isn't exactly on Earth per say. We don't really know exactly where it is but if this makes any sense it is inbettwene (yes that is how it is spelled) time. So pretend that time is a brick wall and there is a crack in the middle, we are the cement in the middle of the crack. That's where we are. The time here is also very weird because if you want to refer to a year ago, you would say, "before now". Or you would say after now if you want to refer to the future. Also, if you wanted to know about history of Quwanani, it would be a little hard because its all from memory. For example, if there was a war you would say, "this war happened before now".
So to get to the country you would have to travel to the middle of the Pacific Ocean and find this island thing with the mountains in the middle. It doesn't really have a name but this is what you have to do. Get to the center where the mountains are and look for the tallest mountain and climb it. Then look for a funny looking portal/door thing and jump in it. And BOOM! You are here. Quwanani's portal is located in the Pacific Ocean where the farmers grow mangos. The tropical climate is essential in growing them. Mangos are Quwanani's national fruit. It is grown on the outer part of the portal island on the triangle area.
In Quwanani, the geography changes all the time! So you never know when there might be a gigantic volcano outside of your house. But there is only one thing that actually stays the same. Its called the Vêrry DEPE Hôlê. Its just like a black hole but its just a hole with no end. Just a really, really, really, really REALLY deep hole. Its just there. It has no purpose.
There is very little tourism because of where Quwanani is located. But if there are any visitors there are some attractions and views to see at Quwanani. There is the Vêrry DEPE Hôlê in the middle of the country. A museum about the before now and predictions on after now. There is a throne from before now in the slime pool (its a slime pool that disappears occasionally with a throne). But other than that there is no more attractions other than the views. Since the geography changes everyday, you never know what you will see!
As a citizen of Quwanani there are only a couple duties and responsibilities. Here is a list summary: 1. Never take other people's mangos 2. Never lie to your grandma (but you can to your grandpa) 3. If you eat your husband you should cook him properly. 4. NEVER EAT INSTA-FOOD FROM EARIUM! 5. All babies must take the drivers test before 3 weeks after birth. 6. You may noy use any calendars from before now. 7. You cannot sleep on the ceiling during earthquakes. 8. You must follow all the laws
Becoming a citizen of Quwanani is a very simple and easy process. First you have to find the island in the Pacific. Then once you get to the farmers you must do a scavenger hunt around the island. You must find 3 ripe and fresh mangos, one branch from a palmtree, and a moon shaped rock or shell. After you find those things you will turn them into the Cheif Farmer and he or she will take you to the center island. There you will have to find the portal. If you do find it, you have to just enter it and you become a citizen.
Quwanani is allies with OOF Ganastan, Satwika, Otanga, Earium, Yimanga, Inner Urkey Gres Lair, and Shopping Valley and trade partners with Earium, Yimanga, and OOF Ganastan. Earium gives Quwanani weapons for the army and Quwanani gives them makeup products. OOF Ganastan gives Quwanani handmade baskets and Quwanani gives them makeup products. Yimanga gives Quwanani Dorritos Chips and Quwanani gives them mangos. Quwanani is also going to war with United Peace Mania.
FUN FACT: 45.9% of th population dies from cancer. (there is a chart right here vvv)
