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| Tummylandia and Susistan ([[Tummylandian language|Tummylandian]]: Tumilandja ug Susistán) ([[Susistani language|Susistani]]: Tumilandiya ve Susistan), known officially as the Federal Republic of Tummylandia and Susistan ([[Tummylandian language|Tummylandian]]: Republika Pederal sa Tumilandja ug Susistán) ([[Susistani language|Susistani]]: Kumhuriyat Federal ya Tumilandiya ve Susistan) is a country located in {{wp|Southeast Asia}}. It shares a border with the {{wp|Philippines}} to the west, and it is bounded by the {{wp|Philippine Sea}} to the north, south, and east. It also borders {{wp|New Zealand}}, (and some more countries) via their overseas territories. It is the world's XX most populous country. The largest city and capital of Tummylandia and the nation as a whole is [[Tummytown]], while the capital and largest city of Susistan is [[Amoguis]]. | | Tummylandia and Susistan, officially the Federal Republic of Tummylandia and Susistan, is a country in Southeast Asia. It consists of 3,522 islands which are broadly categorized into Tummylandia, and Susistan. It is bordered by the Philippines to the west via the exclave of the Province of Biringan, the Philippine Sea to the east and north, and the Bay of Tummylandia to the south. |
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| Tummylandia and Susistan were both inhabited by Negrito peoples until the arrival of {{wp|Austronesian peoples}} and the exodus of many {{wp|Kurds}}, {{wp|Turkish people|Turks}}, {{wp|Arabs}}, and {{wp|Persians}} into Susistan during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. {{wp|Animism}}, {{wp|Hinduism}}, and {{wp|Islam}} spread into the islands as island kingdoms were established that were ruled by {{wp|Datu|datus}}, {{wp|Raja|rajas}}, and {{wp|Sultan|sultans}}. The arrival of {{wp|Ferdinand Magellan}} brought the beginning of Spanish colonization. In 1534 an expedition led by Antonio Suarez y Loyola created the first settlement in the islands, [[San Liberdados]]. Spanish settlement through {{wp|New Spain|Mexico}} led to the islands being ruled by the {{wp|Spanish Empire}} for more than 300 years. {{wp|Catholic Church|Catholicism}} became the dominant religion with the city of [[Tummytown]] becoming a major stopover during the Galleon trade and the Spanish treasure fleet. In 1892, the [[Tummylandian Revolution]] began, which caused the creation of the first united Tummylandian state, however, it soon broke apart due to infighting. In 1898, the nation was finally reunified when [[Alejandro Serrano]] initiated a series of military campaigns and deals, unifying the islands of Tummylandia and Susistan for good. It remained unconquered for over 40 years until {{wp|World War II}} when {{wp|Empire of Japan|Japan}} attempted to conquer Tummylandia and occupied Susistan. After it was liberated in 1945, it experienced a period of internal conflict and economic stagnation known as the [[Years of Steel]]. The Years of Steel lasted until the mid 1960s when the nation experienced a major economic miracle. Since then, the country became a prosperous democracy until a military coup in 2011 lead by the FFF plunged the nation into civil war. After those sons of bitches were defeated, the nation went on another economic miracle. | |
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| Tummylandia and Susistan is a developed economy and is part of the {{wp|Four Asian Tigers|Five Asian Tigers}} along with {{wp|Taiwan|South China}}, {{wp|Korea}}, {{wp|Singapore}}, and {{wp|Philippines|the Philippines}}. It is also a founding member of the {{wp|United Nations}}, the {{wp|World Trade Organization}}, the {{wp|East Asia Summit}}, and the {{wp|Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation}} forum. Tummylandia and Susistan is located on the Pacific {{wp|Ring of Fire}} and it is located in the Tropics making it prone to {{wp|Tropical cyclone|typhoons}} and {{wp|Earthquakes|earthquakes}}. It also has a variety of natural resources and is considered a {{wp|Megadiverse countries|megadiverse country}}.
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| == Etymology == | | == Etymology == |
| The first use of the word Tummylandia was in 1534 during Antonio Suarez y Loyola's expedition of the islands, when he named the islands "Las Islas Tumilanda" after whatever the natives called it. It was later anglicized into Tummylandia. The name translates as "Land of Tumi", with "Tumi" referring to a native deity named tummyfart. | | The name "Tummylandia" is derived from the Javanese term '''Tumilanddha'' which was derived from Sanskrit, which meant "place of bad copper". |
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| Susistan on the other hand originates from the Finno-Korean Hyper War during the Anatolian Theatre in 8000 BCE when Turkish, Kurdish, Iranian, and even a few Arab refugees fled to the city of Susa. tummyfart appeared and they all left to modern-day Susistan. | | Susistan on the other hand originates from the Atlanto-Basque Cold War in the city of Susa when Kurdish, Arab, Turkish, and Iranian refugees convened in the city. It was there where they built several large boats and emigrated to what is now modern day Amoguis. |
| == History == | | == History == |
| === Prehistory === | | === Prehistory and Atlanto-Basque Cold War === |
| The first evidence of human settlement in Tummylandia and Susistan was found in the TBD cave system located in the province of TBD. It is known as the TBD man, and is es timated to be around 70,000 years old. The first Austronesians reached Tummylandia from the Philippines in 2000 BCE, settling modern-day Susistan. From there, they later assimilated the Negritos.
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| Susistan on the other hand originates from the Finno-Korean Hyper War during the Anatolian Theatre in 8000 BCE when Turkish, Kurdish, Iranian, and even a few Arab refugees fled to the city of Susa. There, tummyfart revealed himself and promised that he would transport the refugees to a safehaven located in Southeast Asia. They went on 5 cruise ships to the mystical island, only stopping over in Mumbai, Singapore, and Manila to refuel. By the end of the journey, the settlers landed on an island they named "Susi" after the town where they all convened at.
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| === Pre-colonial era=== | |
| By the 14th century, several large polities emerged as hubs of commerce and became the focus of societal changes. Some polities had exchanges with other states in the Philippines and in the rest of Asia. Trade with China began and expanded with the Song dynasty, while Indian cultural traits like linguistic terms and religious practices began to spread during the 14th century via the Majapahit Empire. By the 15th century, Islam was established near the island of Gran Savira but spread rapidly across Susistan and the rest of the Siculao Archipelago
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| On March 10, 1521, Magellan landed on what is now modern-day Kanakha, claiming the islands for Spain, before continuing westwards. After Magellan's expedition, several expeditions were launched on the islands, with the
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| most notable one being the expedition lead by Antonio Suarez y Loyola, who established the settlement of San Liberdados. The islands were also colonized by the British, who conquered a chunk of what would soon to become Brickstanlandia, and the Russians, who conquered all of Susistan with the exception of Amoguis and parts of the south, controlled by the Spanish.
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| === Tummylandian Revolution === | | === Tummylandian Revolution === |
| In 1892, the Tummylandian Revolution began when General Arsenio Ybañez gave the call to arms that began the Tummylandian Revolution in the town of Alameda, Bulacon. The revolution began due to a variety of reasons, such as the death of the 18 Martyrs of Vasconia, a group of priests, businessmen, and poets executed by Spanish authorities.
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| === Reunification of Tummylandia === | | === Reunification of Tummylandia === |
| == Geography == | | == Geography == |
| Tummylandia and Susistan is composed of 15,056 islands, with the two main islands being Tummylandia and Susistan. It covers a total area of TBD with it stretching TBD kilometers north to south. Tummylandia and Susistan is seperated by the Sea of Susistan and
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| == Demographics == | | == Demographics == |
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| == Government == | | == Government and politics== |
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Tummylandia and Susistan, officially the Federal Republic of Tummylandia and Susistan, is a country in Southeast Asia. It consists of 3,522 islands which are broadly categorized into Tummylandia, and Susistan. It is bordered by the Philippines to the west via the exclave of the Province of Biringan, the Philippine Sea to the east and north, and the Bay of Tummylandia to the south.
Tummylandia was first inhabited by
Etymology
The name "Tummylandia" is derived from the Javanese term 'Tumilanddha which was derived from Sanskrit, which meant "place of bad copper".
Susistan on the other hand originates from the Atlanto-Basque Cold War in the city of Susa when Kurdish, Arab, Turkish, and Iranian refugees convened in the city. It was there where they built several large boats and emigrated to what is now modern day Amoguis.
History
Prehistory and Atlanto-Basque Cold War
Early history
Colonial era
Tummylandian Revolution
Reunification of Tummylandia
Geography
Demographics
Government and politics
Military
Economy
Science and Technology
Infrastructure
Culture
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