Tummylandia and Susistan
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Tummylandia and Susistan | |
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 Flag | |
| Motto: "Kagawasan da Kauswagan!" "Freedom and Liberty!" | |
| Anthem: "Alsa, Tumilandja da Susistan!" | |
| Capital and | Tummytown |
| Official languages | Tummylandian Spanish Russsian |
| Recognised regional languages | TBD languages
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| Ethnic groups (2020) | 31.5% Tummylandian |
| Religion | Christianity (number) |
| Demonym(s) | Tummylandian-Susistani |
| Government | Federal presidential republic |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from Spain | |
• Independence from Spain declared | 13 December 1825 |
• Reunification of Tummylandia and Susistan | 13 December 1898 |
• Current constitution | 1 September 2013 |
| Area | |
• | 751,453 km2 (290,138 sq mi) (39) |
| Population | |
• 2020 census | 88,455,597 |
| GDP (PPP) | 1 estimate |
• Total | 4.741 trillion (1) |
• Per capita | 1 (1) |
| GDP (nominal) | 1 estimate |
• Total | 19,353 (1) |
• Per capita | 1 (1) |
| Gini (2020) | 32.8 medium (47) |
| HDI (2021) |  0.904very high (28) |
| Currency | Tummylandian peso (TSP) |
| Time zone | UTC+8 (Tummylandian standard Time) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +84 |
| ISO 3166 code | TS |
| Internet TLD | .ts |
Tummylandia and Susistan (Tummylandian: Tumilandja da Susistan, Susistani: Tumilandiya ke Susistan) is a country located in Southeast Asia. It borders the Philippines to the west and the Pacific Ocean to the north, east, and south. It has an area of TBD (no square miles, including the overseas territories), and a population of 88 million people, making it the fourth most populous state in Southeast Asia, between Thailand and Vietnam. The country is composed of TBD provinces and 4 territories. The capital and largest city of Tummylandia is Tummytown, while the largest city of Susistan is Amoguis.
Tummylandia and Susistan was previously part of the Emu Confederation until the Philippine Crisis, when it was given to the Basque Space Imperium in exchange for Idaho to be ceded to the Emus. Basque rule was shortlived however, as the native Tummylandian population risen up and declared the Tummylandian Khanate, which later invaded the Emu Confederation and dominated Southeast Asia. During the Finno-Korean Hyper War, they invaded the Great Hwan Empire, launching attacks on China, however they were soon obliterated by the Giza Mass Autism Array when it failed to hit the intended target of the Finno Dyson Sphere but instead backfired and killed 99.3% of the population.
Etymology
Tummylandia comes from the Malay word "Tumilangga", which in turn originates from Sanskrit "Tumilanddha", which roughly means "abundant marijuana" because Tummylandia's climate is well suited for it. It can also mean "/e dance" and "bingus loving nation"
Susistan meanwhile means "land of the Susi", with Susi being an archaic term for the Susistani, the dominant ethnic group in Susistan.
History
Tummylandian Khanate
In 10000 BCE, a man named tummyfart was born in what is now present-day Tummytown. He became the datu of the town and many villages to the south. Initially, they laid low developing the navy and army until 9900 BCE when tummyfart waged a series of military campaigns, wiping out the other states. With sheer brutality and force they conquered all of Southern Tummylandia by 9890 BCE and soon the entire island by 9850 BCE. With the island conquered, they turned towards the Philippines, taking control of Samar and Leyte after bribing the local leaders with classified military documents as they were war thunder players.
Basque-Tummylandian Conflict
In 9624 BCE, a Basque explorer of Proto-Indo-European descsent by the name of Ganix Enrikez landed on the Tummylandian Isles, declaring part of the Basque National Ultravisionary Space Emporium-Imperium, calling the island "Manok" after having some really delicious chicken there. Afterwards more Basques arrived, eventually colonizing the island aswell as a neighboring landmass to the south, and settling it with Basques. They could not expand further because of the Tummylandian Khanate to their south and east.
In 9100 BCE the basques tried to get tummyfart to give up Samar and Leyte, but tummyfart refused and instead decided to unleash the renowned Carabao Archers, Taho Vendors, and the soldiers of Ulan Jejomar Butwis, an ancient Igorot king who lead a small kingdom renowned for its ferocious fighters. Many Basque soldiers were slaughtered, but some civilians still remained in the land known as Vasconia.
When the Basques fled to their bases in Manila, the Tummylandians launched an offensive as mechanized Carabao archers destroyed Manila until it was nothing but a giant sea. Then they advanced, using
Start of the Finno-Korean Hyper War
Around 8245 BCE, the Finno-Korean Hyper War began when a