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== Etymology == | == Etymology == | ||
Tummylandia comes from the Malay word "Tumilangga", which in turn originates from Sanskrit "Tumilanddha", which roughly means "abundant marijuana" because Tummylandia's climate is well suited for it. | Tummylandia comes from the Malay word "Tumilangga", which in turn originates from Sanskrit "Tumilanddha", which roughly means "abundant marijuana" because Tummylandia's climate is well suited for it. It can also mean "/e dance" and "bingus loving nation" | ||
Susistan meanwhile means "land of the Susi", with Susi being an archaic term for the Susistani, the dominant ethnic group in Susistan. | Susistan meanwhile means "land of the Susi", with Susi being an archaic term for the Susistani, the dominant ethnic group in Susistan. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
=== Basque rule === | === Basque rule === | ||
In 9694 BCE, the Basque Ultravisionary Space Imperium, an ally of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, also known as the Ancient Finnish Empire, got into a war with the Emu Confederation over a lack of butter. The war lasted 367 years, ending when the Emu Confederation and the Basque Ultravisionary Space Imperium had a peace agreement in Tondo, which ended when they got stabbed to death by local Tondo citizens. | |||
During Basque rule over Tummylandia, The Philippines, and Sabah, the local population of the area were forcibly basque-inized and whatever religion they had in the Basque Country before christianity spread i dunno. | |||
=== Start of the Finno-Korean Hyper War === | |||
In 8250 BCE, He ended up sending a Bayraktar to a Korean Shrimping boat located outside the coast of Iceland, a dominion of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate. This inadvertendly caused the "TNO Shrimp Boat Mass-Brainrot Event", which severely affected Omsk, that big building in Neu Berlin, Burgundy, Guangdong and Buryatia. This incident later spread to the Korean heartland itself, causing the city of Hyosan to be quarantined. The then-Great Hwan Emperor Kim Il-Sung I Hwan blamed it on the Finns, who he called "western capitalist pigdogs", before announcing a special military operation on Finland. It is believed by historians, archaeologists, and scholars that it was mainly caused by the Mass Brainrot event, aswell as the dispute over Turan, which was the ancestral homeland for both empires. | |||
Other theories for why the Finno-Korean Hyper War began was that it was caused by the infamous scientist Yakub, while others still say it was caused by the Lemurians, who briefly joined on the side of the Finns before dissapearing around 8000 BCE during the Departure of the Nephilim and Dissapearance of Lemuria. | |||
=== Tummylandian Khanate === | === Tummylandian Khanate === | ||
While the Anatolian Theater was ongoing in 7420 BCE, many Arabs, Turks, Kurds, and Proto Indo-Europeans fled south to the city of Susa. It was there when tummyfart arrived and proclaimed to the refugees that he will build a boat that will take them to a promised land. The refugees, numbering in the hundreds of thousands, went south to the Persian Gulf, with many more down. When they reached the Persian Gulf, tummyfart himself appeared with several large boats. They, along with various animals, boarded the vessels before leaving to the newly created island of Susistan, named after the city where they all convened at. The people that resided there were now called Susis, after the old city where they came from. | |||
Meanwhile in Tummylandia, the local populace were angry at Basque rule and held a revolt, backed by the refugees in Susistan. They formed the Tummylandian Khanate, which later invaded the Philippines and large swathes of northern Nusantara, severly humiliating the Emu Confederation. | |||
=== Early history === | === Early history === | ||
=== Colonial era === | === Colonial era === | ||
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Tummylandia and Susistan | |
|---|---|
 Flag | |
| Motto: "Kagawasan da Kauswagan!" "Freedom and Liberty!" | |
| Anthem: "Alsa, Tumilandja da Susistan!" | |
| Capital and | Tummytown |
| Official languages | Tummylandian Spanish Russsian |
| Recognised regional languages | TBD languages
|
| Ethnic groups (2020) | 31.5% Tummylandian |
| Religion | Christianity (number) |
| Demonym(s) | Tummylandian-Susistani |
| Government | Federal presidential republic |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from Spain | |
• Independence from Spain declared | 13 December 1825 |
• Reunification of Tummylandia and Susistan | 13 December 1898 |
• Current constitution | 1 September 2013 |
| Area | |
• | 751,453 km2 (290,138 sq mi) (39) |
| Population | |
• 2020 census | 88,455,597 |
| GDP (PPP) | 1 estimate |
• Total | 4.741 trillion (1) |
• Per capita | 1 (1) |
| GDP (nominal) | 1 estimate |
• Total | 19,353 (1) |
• Per capita | 1 (1) |
| Gini (2020) | 32.8 medium (47) |
| HDI (2021) |  0.904very high (28) |
| Currency | Tummylandian peso (TSP) |
| Time zone | UTC+8 (Tummylandian standard Time) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +84 |
| ISO 3166 code | TS |
| Internet TLD | .ts |
Tummylandia and Susistan (Tummylandian: Tumilandja da Susistan, Susistani: Tumilandiya ke Susistan) is a country located in Southeast Asia. It borders the Philippines to the west and the Pacific Ocean to the north, east, and south. It has an area of TBD (no square miles, including the overseas territories), and a population of 88 million people, making it the fourth most populous state in Southeast Asia, between Thailand and Vietnam. The country is composed of TBD provinces and 4 territories. The capital and largest city of Tummylandia is Tummytown, while the largest city of Susistan is Amoguis.
Tummylandia and Susistan was previously part of the Emu Confederation until the Philippine Crisis, when it was given to the Basque Space Imperium in exchange for Idaho to be ceded to the Emus. Basque rule was shortlived however, as the native Tummylandian population risen up and declared the Tummylandian Khanate, which later invaded the Emu Confederation and dominated Southeast Asia. During the Finno-Korean Hyper War, they invaded the Great Hwan Empire, launching attacks on China, however they were soon obliterated by the Giza Mass Autism Array when it failed to hit the intended target of the Finno Dyson Sphere but instead backfired and killed 99.3% of the population.
Etymology
Tummylandia comes from the Malay word "Tumilangga", which in turn originates from Sanskrit "Tumilanddha", which roughly means "abundant marijuana" because Tummylandia's climate is well suited for it. It can also mean "/e dance" and "bingus loving nation"
Susistan meanwhile means "land of the Susi", with Susi being an archaic term for the Susistani, the dominant ethnic group in Susistan.
History
Basque rule
In 9694 BCE, the Basque Ultravisionary Space Imperium, an ally of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate, also known as the Ancient Finnish Empire, got into a war with the Emu Confederation over a lack of butter. The war lasted 367 years, ending when the Emu Confederation and the Basque Ultravisionary Space Imperium had a peace agreement in Tondo, which ended when they got stabbed to death by local Tondo citizens.
During Basque rule over Tummylandia, The Philippines, and Sabah, the local population of the area were forcibly basque-inized and whatever religion they had in the Basque Country before christianity spread i dunno.
Start of the Finno-Korean Hyper War
In 8250 BCE, He ended up sending a Bayraktar to a Korean Shrimping boat located outside the coast of Iceland, a dominion of the Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate. This inadvertendly caused the "TNO Shrimp Boat Mass-Brainrot Event", which severely affected Omsk, that big building in Neu Berlin, Burgundy, Guangdong and Buryatia. This incident later spread to the Korean heartland itself, causing the city of Hyosan to be quarantined. The then-Great Hwan Emperor Kim Il-Sung I Hwan blamed it on the Finns, who he called "western capitalist pigdogs", before announcing a special military operation on Finland. It is believed by historians, archaeologists, and scholars that it was mainly caused by the Mass Brainrot event, aswell as the dispute over Turan, which was the ancestral homeland for both empires.
Other theories for why the Finno-Korean Hyper War began was that it was caused by the infamous scientist Yakub, while others still say it was caused by the Lemurians, who briefly joined on the side of the Finns before dissapearing around 8000 BCE during the Departure of the Nephilim and Dissapearance of Lemuria.
Tummylandian Khanate
While the Anatolian Theater was ongoing in 7420 BCE, many Arabs, Turks, Kurds, and Proto Indo-Europeans fled south to the city of Susa. It was there when tummyfart arrived and proclaimed to the refugees that he will build a boat that will take them to a promised land. The refugees, numbering in the hundreds of thousands, went south to the Persian Gulf, with many more down. When they reached the Persian Gulf, tummyfart himself appeared with several large boats. They, along with various animals, boarded the vessels before leaving to the newly created island of Susistan, named after the city where they all convened at. The people that resided there were now called Susis, after the old city where they came from.
Meanwhile in Tummylandia, the local populace were angry at Basque rule and held a revolt, backed by the refugees in Susistan. They formed the Tummylandian Khanate, which later invaded the Philippines and large swathes of northern Nusantara, severly humiliating the Emu Confederation.