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|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, brown, white) with a donkey in the center
|alt_flag = Vertical tricolor (green, brown, white) with a donkey in the center
|image_coat = Coat of arms of Cameroon.svg
|image_map = the united kingdom of shrek
|symbol_type = Coat of arms
|alt_map = Location of the united kingdom of shrek
|image_map = Cameroon (orthographic projection).svg
|alt_map = Location of Cameroon on the globe.
|national_motto = " Ogres are Onions "
|national_motto = " Ogres are Onions "
|national_anthem = <br/>"{{native phrase|fr|[[O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers|Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres]]|nolink=yes|italics=off}}"<br/>{{raise|0.2em|{{small|''O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers''}} {{lower|0.1em|<sup>a</sup>}}}}
|national_anthem = oh shrek oh shrek you are my sunshine, you make me happy when times are grey when will you know dear how much I love you. please don't take my ogre away
|official_languages = Donkian and English
|official_languages = Donkian and English
|demonym = Shrekian
|demonym = Shrekian
|ethnic_groups = 60% Shrekian
|ethnic_groups = 40% original Shrekian
30% Donkian
20% Donkian
10%American
40%American
|capital = Fiona Square
|capital = Fiona Square
|coordinates = {{coord|3|52|N|11|31|E}}
|largest_city = Donkey island
|largest_city = Donkey island
|government_type = [[Republic]]
|government_type = [[Republic]]
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|leader_title2 = Donkey the great
|leader_title2 = Donkey the great
|leader_name2 = Donkey
|leader_name2 = Donkey
|legislature = [[National Assembly (Cameroon)|National Assembly]]
|area_rank = 54th <!--Demographic Yearbook 1.-->
|area_km2 = 1,000,001
|area_km2 = 1,000,001
|area_sq_mi = 183,568 <!--Do not remove pe
|percent_water = 92%
|population_estimate = 20,129,878
|population_estimate_rank = 58th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|population_estimate_year = July 2012
|population_census = 17,463,836
|population_census_year = 2005
|population_density_km2 = 45
|population_density_sq_mi = 102,8 <!--Do not remove per [[WP:MOSNUM]]-->
|population_density_rank = 167th <!--UN World Population Prospects-->
|GDP_PPP = $47.251 billion
|GDP_PPP_year = 2011
|GDP_PPP_per_capita = $2,257
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank =
|GDP_nominal = $25.759 billion
|GDP_nominal_year = 2011
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = $1,230
|sovereignty_type = Independence {{nobold|from [[France]]}}
|sovereignty_type = Independence {{nobold|from [[France]]}}
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_event1 = Declared
|established_date1 = 1 January 1960
|established_date1 = January 14 1593
|established_event2 = {{nowrap|Annexation of former<br/>[[British Cameroons]]}}
|established_event2 = {{nowrap|Annexation of former<br/>[[donkeys, ogres, and mystical creatures]]}}
|established_date2 = 1 October 1961
|established_date2 = October 1 1607
|HDI_year = 2011
|population = alot
|HDI_change = increase <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|history summery = The original shrek discovered this land, with no ine on it and decided to call it his own, inviting all the mystical creatures that lived on Duloc since they didn't know what to do after their ruler died
|HDI = 0.482 <!--number only-->
|time_zone = american time
|HDI_ref =
|HDI_rank = 150th
|Gini_year = 2001
|Gini_change =  <!--increase/decrease/steady-->
|Gini = 44.6 <!--number only-->
|Gini_ref =
|Gini_rank =
|currency = [[Central African CFA franc]]
|currency_code = XAF
|time_zone = [[West Africa Time|WAT]]
|utc_offset = +1
|time_zone_DST = not observed
|utc_offset_DST = +1
|drives_on = right
|drives_on = right
|calling_code = [[+237]]
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of the united kingdom of shrek'', Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called {{shreks anthem}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "Oh shrek oh shrek you are my sunshine", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
|cctld = [[.cm]]
|footnote_a = These are the titles as given in the ''Constitution of the Republic of Cameroon'', Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called {{lang|fr|Chant de Ralliement}}, as in ''National Anthems of the World''; and the English version "O Cameroon, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.
}}
}}
=The United Kingdom of Shrek=
The United kingdom of shrek is a very large, safe nation, notable for its burgeoning donkey population. The democratic population of 128 million donkeys hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.


The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.


The sizeable but inefficient shrek economy, worth 4.14 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,333 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.


Crime is almost non-existent. shrek's national animal is the donkey.


shrek is ranked 98,334th in the world and 23rd in Nations of Saint Joan of Arc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 988.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
==The United Kingdom of Shrek==
The United Kingdom of Shrek is a very large country, known for it's great population of mystical creatures. It is home to ogres, donkeys, and mystical creatures. The UKS is filled with many swamps and forests. This country has a republic form of government. The united Kingdom of Shrek is known for it's organic supply of green goo and magical potions.
 
 
 
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy. The sizeable but inefficient UKS economy, worth 4.14 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,333 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest. Crime is almost non-existent. The UKS national animal is the donkey.
 
 
==Economy==
===Laws===
There are many laws that are strictly enforced on the creatures that live in the UKS. These are the '''top 8''' laws held here. Any laws broken result in a fine/jail time, depending on the law that was broken.
1. '''NO MURDER'''
2. '''NO STEALING OR CRIMES'''
3. '''TO ENTER COUNTRY MUST HAVE A CLEAN RECORD'''
4. '''NO RIOTS/VIOLENCE'''
5. '''NO RACISM'''
6. '''FREEDOM OF RELIGION''' ''(MEANING NO ONE SHOULD BE CRITIZED OR SHAMED FOR THEIR RELIGIONS)''
7. '''MUST MAINTAIN TIDINESS/BE CLEAN'''
8. '''NO ADULTARY'''


==History==
==History==
The united kingdom of Shrek was originated sometime during September 2020. The original founder and ruler of the kingdom is the original Shrek. He landed here while he was on a quest, a journey to an unknown place. A storm hit and the wind blew him ashore with his trusty partner, Donkey. When Shrek first go here he thought that it would be a great way to start a kingdom. He gathered up all the mystical creatures from around the world, the ethnicity's are unknown except for the ones that came from America. The United Kingdom of Shrek was recently founded so there is not much research. Until further research made
The United Kingdom of Shrek was founded in 1593. A group of immagrants were fleeing the kingdom of Duloc due to the death of their ruler. The settlers were known to be mystical creatures. They were led by an ogre named shrek, who claimed the land, calling it his own. Since there was no one there, they had to make it their own. So they started from scratch and made this country to what is known today as The United Kingdom of Shrek. After the country was established in 1607, more immagrants from Duloc arrived. This includes, donkeys and mystical creatures. Till this day it is called the country filled with the most mystical creatures know to Earth.
 
 
[[File:Military image.jpg|thumb|One of the many soldiers that fight in wars]]
==Military==
The United Kingdom of Shrek has a very large military filled with high tech weapons.
There haven't been any current wars, but many threats that have almost resulted in war with their worst enemy unicornland. Of course there has been much help from allies and trade partners, including Jasmineland and Kendaii. In which they have helped whenever there was a problem or threat.
 
[[File:Catholic Bible.jpg|thumb|Catholic Bible]]
==Religion==
Shrekians are very devoted creatures. 99% of the population is catholic. They celebrate the saints and church festivities. Families attend mass on sundays. They also celebrate the immaculate conception on December 7. Homes display beautiful altars. Young and old go from home to home singing songs and getting candy in return.
 
 
==Cuisine==
The cuisine that is served in the UKS is very unique. Some foods are are basic and other are suler rare. The different species eat different foods. Ogres like to eat uniue things like, rats, martinis, eyeballs, worms, and many other disgusting foods. Donkeys have a taste for, carrots, apples, pears, turnips, swedes, grass, and hay. So they are really healthy animals. Lastly, the creatures like to eat regular food and the same food that the ogres like to eat. This is a pretty rare mixture of food, but that is how this country was brought up and will stay that way.
 


united nation of kendaii trade partner
==Cultural Events==
jasmineland allies
Cultural events are great things to have. The UKS is full of them. Infact, the creatures get so excited just to celebrate them. They decorate their houses and dress up. These are the top 5 cultural events celebrated here in the UKS. Number 1 on the list is ''around the world day ''. This is a day when the different creatures express where they came from and celebrate their different cultures. Second is the ''Creature Carnival''. This is a carnival that consists of different activities and contests that are based off of what each creature likes to do. For example, fairies would shoot up magic into the air to see who's can go the highest. Third is the ''Day of the Ogres''. This day is when the ogres celebrate their cultures. This day was especially made for them because the founders were ogres and ogres are so different from everyone else that they needed a day for themselves. As number 4 on the list we have ''The festival/Parade of food and art''. This is when the creatures make art from the food that they eat. There is also a parade held in honor of the different cultured food, this includes dancers dressed up as the food and big parade floats. And number 5 we have ''The festival of lights''. This event takes place at night and is when fairies use their magic wands to light up the sky with fireworks and all kinds of magnificant things all throughout the country. There are many more cultural events that are celebrated here.
unicornland enimies

Latest revision as of 23:55, 19 October 2020

United Kingdom of Shrek
donkey
National flag of Shrek.jpg
Flag
Motto: " Ogres are Onions "
Anthem: oh shrek oh shrek you are my sunshine, you make me happy when times are grey when will you know dear how much I love you. please don't take my ogre away
Location of shrek
CapitalFiona Square
Largest cityDonkey island
Official languagesDonkian and English
Ethnic groups
40% original Shrekian

20% Donkian

40%American
Demonym(s)Shrekian
GovernmentRepublic
• king Shrek
Shrek
• Donkey the great
Donkey
Independence from France
• Declared
January 14 1593
• Annexation of former
donkeys, ogres, and mystical creatures
October 1 1607
Area
• Total
1,000,001 km2 (386,103 sq mi)
Time zoneamerican time
Driving sideright
  1. These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of the united kingdom of shrek, Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called Template:Shreks anthem, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "Oh shrek oh shrek you are my sunshine", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.



The United Kingdom of Shrek

The United Kingdom of Shrek is a very large country, known for it's great population of mystical creatures. It is home to ogres, donkeys, and mystical creatures. The UKS is filled with many swamps and forests. This country has a republic form of government. The united Kingdom of Shrek is known for it's organic supply of green goo and magical potions.


The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy. The sizeable but inefficient UKS economy, worth 4.14 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,333 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest. Crime is almost non-existent. The UKS national animal is the donkey.


Economy

Laws

There are many laws that are strictly enforced on the creatures that live in the UKS. These are the top 8 laws held here. Any laws broken result in a fine/jail time, depending on the law that was broken. 1. NO MURDER 2. NO STEALING OR CRIMES 3. TO ENTER COUNTRY MUST HAVE A CLEAN RECORD 4. NO RIOTS/VIOLENCE 5. NO RACISM 6. FREEDOM OF RELIGION (MEANING NO ONE SHOULD BE CRITIZED OR SHAMED FOR THEIR RELIGIONS) 7. MUST MAINTAIN TIDINESS/BE CLEAN 8. NO ADULTARY

History

The United Kingdom of Shrek was founded in 1593. A group of immagrants were fleeing the kingdom of Duloc due to the death of their ruler. The settlers were known to be mystical creatures. They were led by an ogre named shrek, who claimed the land, calling it his own. Since there was no one there, they had to make it their own. So they started from scratch and made this country to what is known today as The United Kingdom of Shrek. After the country was established in 1607, more immagrants from Duloc arrived. This includes, donkeys and mystical creatures. Till this day it is called the country filled with the most mystical creatures know to Earth.


One of the many soldiers that fight in wars

Military

The United Kingdom of Shrek has a very large military filled with high tech weapons. There haven't been any current wars, but many threats that have almost resulted in war with their worst enemy unicornland. Of course there has been much help from allies and trade partners, including Jasmineland and Kendaii. In which they have helped whenever there was a problem or threat.

Catholic Bible

Religion

Shrekians are very devoted creatures. 99% of the population is catholic. They celebrate the saints and church festivities. Families attend mass on sundays. They also celebrate the immaculate conception on December 7. Homes display beautiful altars. Young and old go from home to home singing songs and getting candy in return.


Cuisine

The cuisine that is served in the UKS is very unique. Some foods are are basic and other are suler rare. The different species eat different foods. Ogres like to eat uniue things like, rats, martinis, eyeballs, worms, and many other disgusting foods. Donkeys have a taste for, carrots, apples, pears, turnips, swedes, grass, and hay. So they are really healthy animals. Lastly, the creatures like to eat regular food and the same food that the ogres like to eat. This is a pretty rare mixture of food, but that is how this country was brought up and will stay that way.


Cultural Events

Cultural events are great things to have. The UKS is full of them. Infact, the creatures get so excited just to celebrate them. They decorate their houses and dress up. These are the top 5 cultural events celebrated here in the UKS. Number 1 on the list is around the world day . This is a day when the different creatures express where they came from and celebrate their different cultures. Second is the Creature Carnival. This is a carnival that consists of different activities and contests that are based off of what each creature likes to do. For example, fairies would shoot up magic into the air to see who's can go the highest. Third is the Day of the Ogres. This day is when the ogres celebrate their cultures. This day was especially made for them because the founders were ogres and ogres are so different from everyone else that they needed a day for themselves. As number 4 on the list we have The festival/Parade of food and art. This is when the creatures make art from the food that they eat. There is also a parade held in honor of the different cultured food, this includes dancers dressed up as the food and big parade floats. And number 5 we have The festival of lights. This event takes place at night and is when fairies use their magic wands to light up the sky with fireworks and all kinds of magnificant things all throughout the country. There are many more cultural events that are celebrated here.

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