Tummylandia and Susistan: Difference between revisions

Jump to navigation Jump to search
No edit summary
 
(17 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown)
Line 3: Line 3:
{{Infobox country
{{Infobox country
|micronation =        <!--yes if a micronation-->
|micronation =        <!--yes if a micronation-->
|conventional_long_name = Federal Republic of Tummylandia and Susistan
|conventional_long_name = Tummylandia and Susistan
|native_name = Republika Pederal sa Tumilandja ug Susistán ([[Tummylandian language|Tummylandian]])
|native_name =  
|common_name = Tummylandia and Susistan
|common_name = Tummylandia and Susistan
|status =            <!--Status of country, especially useful for micronations-->
|status =            <!--Status of country, especially useful for micronations-->
|image_flag = Flag of Tummylandia and Susistan.png
|image_flag = Flag of Tummylandia and Susistan.png
|alt_flag =          <!--alt text for flag (text shown when pointer hovers over flag)-->
|alt_flag =          <!--alt text for flag (text shown when pointer hovers over flag)-->
|image_coat = Coat of arms of Tummylanida and Susistan.png
|image_coat =
|alt_coat =          <!--alt text for coat of arms-->
|alt_coat =          <!--alt text for coat of arms-->
|symbol_type =        <!--emblem, seal, etc (if not a coat of arms)-->
|symbol_type =        <!--emblem, seal, etc (if not a coat of arms)-->
|national_motto = "Kagawasan ug Kauswagan!"
|national_motto = "Kagawasan da Kauswagan!"
|englishmotto = "Freedom and Liberty!"
|englishmotto = "Freedom and Liberty!"
|national_anthem = "Alsa, Tumilandja ug Susistán (Tummylandian)"
|national_anthem = "Alsa, Tumilandja da Susistan!"
(Rise up, Tummylandia and Susistan)
|image_map =          <!--e.g. LocationCountry.svg-->
|image_map =          <!--e.g. LocationCountry.svg-->
|loctext =            <!--text description of location of country-->
|loctext =            <!--text description of location of country-->
Line 21: Line 20:
|map_caption = Map of Tummylandia and Susistan
|map_caption = Map of Tummylandia and Susistan
|image_map_size =    <!--Map size in number of pixels-->
|image_map_size =    <!--Map size in number of pixels-->
|capital = [[Tummytown]]
|capital = Tummytown
|coordinates =        <!-- Coordinates for capital, using {{tl|coord}} -->
|coordinates =        <!-- Coordinates for capital, using {{tl|coord}} -->
|largest_city = capital
|largest_city = capital
|largest_settlement_type = <!--Type of settlement if largest settlement not a city-->
|largest_settlement_type = <!--Type of settlement if largest settlement not a city-->
|largest_settlement = <!--Name of largest settlement-->
|largest_settlement = <!--Name of largest settlement-->
|official_languages = [[Tummylandian language|Tummylandian]]<br>{{wp|Philippine Spanish|Spanish}}<br>[[Susistani language|Susistani]]
|official_languages = Tummylandian<br>Spanish<br>Russsian
|national_languages = <!--Country/territory-wide languages recognised but not necessarily in country/territory-wide law, etc-->
|national_languages = <!--Country/territory-wide languages recognised but not necessarily in country/territory-wide law, etc-->
|regional_languages = {{collapsible list
|regional_languages = {{collapsible list
   | title = TBD languages
   | title = TBD languages
   | {{wp|Philippine English|English}}
   | Regional Language 1
   | {{wp|Ukrainian language|Ukrainian}}
   | Regional Language 2
   | {{wp|Italian language|Italian}}
   | Regional Language 3
   | {{wp|Cebuano language|Bisaya}}
   | Regional Language 4
   | [[Brickstanlandian language|Brickstanlandian]]
   | Regional Language 4=5
   }}
   }}
|ethnic_groups = 31.5% [[Tummylandian people|Tummylandian]]
|ethnic_groups = 31.5% Tummylandian
|ethnic_groups_year = 2020
|ethnic_groups_year = 2020
|ethnic_groups_ref =  <!--(for any ref/s to associate with ethnic groups data)-->
|ethnic_groups_ref =  <!--(for any ref/s to associate with ethnic groups data)-->
|religion = Christianity (number)
|religion = Christianity (number)
|religion_year =      <!--Year of religion data (if provided)-->
|religion_year =      <!--Year of religion data (if provided)-->
|religion_ref =      <!--(for any ref/s to associate with religion data)-->
|religion_ref =      <!--(for any ref/s to associate wit
|leader_name1 = tummyfart65
|leader_title2 = Vice President
|leader_name2 = RDBRICK_4AND20h religion data)-->
|demonym = Tummylandian-Susistani
|demonym = Tummylandian-Susistani
|government_type = Federal presidential republic
|government_type = Federal presidential republic
|leader_title1 = President
|leader_title1 = President
|leader_name1 = [[tummyfart65]]
|leader_title2 = Vice President
|leader_name2 = [[REDBRICK_4AND20]]
|leader_title3 = Speaker of the Assembly
|leader_title3 = Speaker of the Assembly
|leader_name3 = [[m]]
|leader_name3 =  
|leader_title4 = Supreme Justice
|leader_title4 = Supreme Justice
|leader_name4 = [[Nethinge J. Nethingeson]]
|leader_name4 = Nethinge J. Nethingeson
|legislature = [[National Assembly]]
|legislature = National Assembly
|upper_house =        <!--Name of governing body's upper house, if given (e.g. "Senate")-->
|upper_house =        <!--Name of governing body's upper house, if given (e.g. "Senate")-->
|lower_house =        <!--Name of governing body's lower house, if given (e.g. "Chamber of Deputies")-->
|lower_house =        <!--Name of governing body's lower house, if given (e.g. "Chamber of Deputies")-->
|sovereignty_type = Independence from [[Spain]]
|sovereignty_type = Independence from {{wp|Spain|Spain}}
|sovereignty_note =  
|sovereignty_note =  
|established_event1 = [[Independence from Spain declared]]
|established_event1 = Independence from Spain declared
|established_date1 =  13 December 1825
|established_date1 =  13 December 1825
|established_event2 = Reunification of Tummylandia and Susistan
|established_event2 = Reunification of Tummylandia and Susistan
Line 63: Line 62:
|established_event3 = Current constitution
|established_event3 = Current constitution
|established_date3 = 1 September 2013
|established_date3 = 1 September 2013
|area_rank =  
|area_rank = 39
|area =               <!--Major area size (in [[Template:convert]] either km2 or sqmi first)-->
|area = 751,453
|area_km2 =           <!--Major area size (in square km)-->
|area_km2 = 751,453
|area_sq_mi =        <!--Area in square mi (requires area_km2)-->
|area_footnote =      <!--Optional footnote for area-->
|area_footnote =      <!--Optional footnote for area-->
|percent_water =  
|percent_water =  
Line 75: Line 73:
|population_estimate_rank =  
|population_estimate_rank =  
|population_estimate_year =  
|population_estimate_year =  
|population_census = 83,963,597
|population_census = 88,455,597
|population_census_year = 2020
|population_census_year = 2020
|population_density_km2 =  
|population_density_km2 =  
Line 81: Line 79:
|population_density_rank =  
|population_density_rank =  
|nummembers =        <!--An alternative to population for micronation-->
|nummembers =        <!--An alternative to population for micronation-->
|GDP_PPP =           <!--(Gross Domestic Product from Purchasing Power Parity)-->
|GDP_PPP = 4.741 trillion
|GDP_PPP_rank =  
|GDP_PPP_rank = 1
|GDP_PPP_year =  
|GDP_PPP_year = 1
|GDP_PPP_per_capita =  
|GDP_PPP_per_capita =1
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank =  
|GDP_PPP_per_capita_rank = 1
|GDP_nominal =  
|GDP_nominal = 19,353
|GDP_nominal_rank =  
|GDP_nominal_rank = 1
|GDP_nominal_year =  
|GDP_nominal_year =1
|GDP_nominal_per_capita =  
|GDP_nominal_per_capita = 1
|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank =  
|GDP_nominal_per_capita_rank = 1
|Gini = 32.8
|Gini = 32.8
|Gini_ref =          <!--(for any ref/s to associate with Gini number)-->
|Gini_ref =          <!--(for any ref/s to associate with Gini number)-->
Line 102: Line 100:
|currency = Tummylandian peso
|currency = Tummylandian peso
|currency_code = TSP
|currency_code = TSP
|time_zone = Tummylandian tandard Time
|time_zone = Tummylandian standard Time
|utc_offset = +8
|utc_offset = +8
|time_zone_DST =      <!--Link to DST (Daylight Saving Time) used, otherwise leave empty-->
|time_zone_DST =      <!--Link to DST (Daylight Saving Time) used, otherwise leave empty-->
Line 122: Line 120:
}}
}}


Tummylandia and Susistan ([[Tummylandian language|Tummylandian]]: Tumilandja ug Susistán) ([[Susistani language|Susistani]]: Tumilandiya ve Susistan), known officially as the Federal Republic of Tummylandia and Susistan ([[Tummylandian language|Tummylandian]]: Republika Pederal sa Tumilandja ug Susistán) ([[Susistani language|Susistani]]: Kumhuriyat Federal ya Tumilandiya ve Susistan) is a country located in {{wp|Southeast Asia}}. It shares a border with the {{wp|Philippines}} to the west, and it is bounded by the {{wp|Philippine Sea}} to the north, south, and east. It also borders {{wp|New Zealand}}, (and some more countries) via their overseas territories. It is the world's XX most populous country. The largest city and capital of Tummylandia and the nation as a whole is [[Tummytown]], while the capital and largest city of Susistan is [[Amoguis]].
'''Tummylandia and Susistan''' (Tummylandian: ''Tumilandja da Susistan'', Susistani: ''Tumilandiya ke Susistan'') is a country located in Southeast Asia. It borders the Philippines to the west and the Pacific Ocean to the north, east, and south. It has an area of TBD (no square miles, including the overseas territories), and a population of 88 million people, making it the fourth most populous state in Southeast Asia, between Thailand and Vietnam. The country is composed of TBD provinces and 4 territories. The capital and largest city of Tummylandia is Tummytown, while the largest city of Susistan is Amoguis.


Tummylandia and Susistan were both inhabited by Negrito peoples until the arrival of {{wp|Austronesian peoples}} and the exodus of many {{wp|Kurds}}, {{wp|Turkish people|Turks}}, {{wp|Arabs}}, and {{wp|Persians}} into Susistan during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. {{wp|Animism}}, {{wp|Hinduism}}, and {{wp|Islam}} spread into the islands as island kingdoms were established that were ruled by {{wp|Datu|datus}}, {{wp|Raja|rajas}}, and {{wp|Sultan|sultans}}. The arrival of {{wp|Ferdinand Magellan}} brought the beginning of Spanish colonization. In 1534 an expedition led by Antonio Suarez y Loyola created the first settlement in the islands, [[San Liberdados]]. Spanish settlement through {{wp|New Spain|Mexico}} led to the islands being ruled by the {{wp|Spanish Empire}} for more than 300 years. {{wp|Catholic Church|Catholicism}} became the dominant religion with the city of [[Tummytown]] becoming a major stopover during the Galleon trade and the Spanish treasure fleet. In 1892, the [[Tummylandian Revolution]] began, which caused the creation of the first united Tummylandian state, however, it soon broke apart due to infighting. In 1898, the nation was finally reunified when [[Alejandro Serrano]] initiated a series of military campaigns and deals, unifying the islands of Tummylandia and Susistan for good. It remained unconquered for over 40 years until {{wp|World War II}} when {{wp|Empire of Japan|Japan}} attempted to conquer Tummylandia and occupied Susistan. After it was liberated in 1945, it experienced a period of internal conflict and economic stagnation known as the [[Years of Steel]]. The Years of Steel lasted until the mid 1960s when the nation experienced a major economic miracle. Since then, the country became a prosperous democracy until a military coup in 2011 lead by the FFF plunged the nation into civil war. After those sons of bitches were defeated, the nation went on another economic miracle.
Tummylandia and Susistan was previously part of the Emu Confederation until the Philippine Crisis, when it was given to the Basque Space Imperium in exchange for Idaho to be ceded to the Emus. Basque rule was shortlived however, as the native Tummylandian population risen up and declared the Tummylandian Khanate, which later invaded the Emu Confederation and dominated Southeast Asia. During the Finno-Korean Hyper War, they invaded the Great Hwan Empire, launching attacks on China, however they were soon obliterated by the Giza Mass Autism Array when it failed to hit the intended target of the Finno Dyson Sphere but instead backfired and killed 99.3% of the population.


Tummylandia and Susistan is a developed economy and is part of the {{wp|Four Asian Tigers|Five Asian Tigers}} along with {{wp|Taiwan|South China}}, {{wp|Korea}}, {{wp|Singapore}}, and {{wp|Philippines|the Philippines}}. It is also a founding member of the {{wp|United Nations}}, the {{wp|World Trade Organization}}, the {{wp|East Asia Summit}}, and the {{wp|Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation}} forum. Tummylandia and Susistan is located on the Pacific {{wp|Ring of Fire}} and it is located in the Tropics making it prone to {{wp|Tropical cyclone|typhoons}} and {{wp|Earthquakes|earthquakes}}. It also has a variety of natural resources and is considered a {{wp|Megadiverse countries|megadiverse country}}.


== Etymology ==
== Etymology ==
The first use of the word Tummylandia was in 1534 during Antonio Suarez y Loyola's expedition of the islands, when he named the islands "Las Islas Tumilanda" after whatever the natives called it. It was later anglicized into Tummylandia. The name translates as "Land of Tumi", with "Tumi" referring to a native deity named tummyfart.
Tummylandia comes from the Malay word "Tumilangga", which in turn originates from Sanskrit "Tumilanddha", which roughly means "abundant marijuana" because Tummylandia's climate is well suited for it. It can also mean "/e dance" and "bingus loving nation"


Susistan on the other hand originates from the Finno-Korean Hyper War during the Anatolian Theatre in 8000 BCE when Turkish, Kurdish, Iranian, and even a few Arab refugees fled to the city of Susa. tummyfart appeared and they all left to modern-day Susistan.
Susistan meanwhile means "land of the Susi", with Susi being an archaic term for the Susistani, the dominant ethnic group in Susistan.
== History ==
== History ==
=== Prehistory ===
=== Tummylandian Khanate ===
The first evidence of human settlement in Tummylandia and Susistan was found in the TBD cave system located in the province of TBD. It is known as the TBD man, and is es timated to be around 70,000 years old. The first Austronesians reached Tummylandia from the Philippines in 2000 BCE, settling modern-day Susistan. From there, they later assimilated the Negritos.  
In 10000 BCE, a man named tummyfart was born in what is now present-day Tummytown. He became the datu of the town and many villages to the south. Initially, they laid low developing the navy and army until 9900 BCE when tummyfart waged a series of military campaigns, wiping out the other states. With sheer brutality and force they conquered all of Southern Tummylandia by 9890 BCE and soon the entire island by 9850 BCE. With the island conquered, they turned towards the Philippines, taking control of Samar and Leyte after bribing the local leaders with classified military documents as they were war thunder players.


Susistan on the other hand originates from the Finno-Korean Hyper War during the Anatolian Theatre in 8000 BCE when Turkish, Kurdish, Iranian, and even a few Arab refugees fled to the city of Susa. There, tummyfart revealed himself and promised that he would transport the refugees to a safehaven located in Southeast Asia. They went on 5 cruise ships to the mystical island, only stopping over in Mumbai, Singapore, and Manila to refuel. By the end of the journey, the settlers landed on an island they named "Susi" after the town where they all convened at.
=== Basque-Tummylandian Conflict ===
=== Pre-colonial era===
In 9624 BCE, a Basque explorer of Proto-Indo-European descsent by the name of Ganix Enrikez landed on the Tummylandian Isles, declaring part of the Basque National Ultravisionary Space Emporium-Imperium, calling the island "Manok" after having some really delicious chicken there. Afterwards more Basques arrived, eventually colonizing the island aswell as a neighboring landmass to the south, and settling it with Basques. They could not expand further because of the Tummylandian Khanate to their south and east.
=== Colonial era===
== Geography ==
Tummylandia and Susistan is composed of 15,056 islands, with the two main islands being Tummylandia and Susistan. It covers a total area of TBD with it stretching TBD kilometers north to south. Tummylandia and Susistan is seperated by the Sea of Susistan and
== Demographics ==


== Government ==
In 9100 BCE the basques tried to get tummyfart to give up Samar and Leyte, but tummyfart refused and instead decided to unleash the renowned Carabao Archers, Taho Vendors, and the soldiers of Ulan Jejomar Butwis, an ancient Igorot king who lead a small kingdom renowned for its ferocious fighters. Many Basque soldiers were slaughtered, but some civilians still remained in the land known as Vasconia.


== Politics ==
When the Basques fled to their bases in Manila, the Tummylandians launched an offensive as mechanized Carabao archers destroyed Manila until it was nothing but a giant sea. Then they advanced, using
=== Start of the Finno-Korean Hyper War ===
Around 8245 BCE, the Finno-Korean Hyper War began when a
=== Early history ===
=== Colonial era ===
=== Tummylandian Revolution (1892-1898) ===
=== Reunification of Tummylandia (1898-1900)  ===
=== Pre-war era (1900-1941) ===
=== World War Two (1942-1945) ===
=== Post-war era (1945-2010)  ===
=== Tummylandian Civil War (2010-2012) ===
=== Contemporary era (2012- ===


== Military ==
== Geography ==
=== Administrative divisions  ===
=== Biodiversity ===
=== Climate ===
== Demographics ==
=== Population  ===
=== Religion ===
=== Ethnicities ===
=== Religion ===
== Government and politics==
=== Foreign relations  ===
=== Military ===


== Economy ==
== Economy ==

Latest revision as of 12:26, 30 January 2024

Tummylandia and Susistan
Flag of Tummylandia and Susistan
Flag
Motto: "Kagawasan da Kauswagan!"
"Freedom and Liberty!"
Anthem: "Alsa, Tumilandja da Susistan!"
Capital
and
Tummytown
Official languagesTummylandian
Spanish
Russsian
Recognised regional languages
TBD languages
  • Regional Language 1
  • Regional Language 2
  • Regional Language 3
  • Regional Language 4
Ethnic groups
(2020)
31.5% Tummylandian
Religion
Christianity (number)
Demonym(s)Tummylandian-Susistani
GovernmentFederal presidential republic
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence from Spain
• Independence from Spain declared
13 December 1825
• Reunification of Tummylandia and Susistan
13 December 1898
• Current constitution
1 September 2013
Area
• 
751,453 km2 (290,138 sq mi) (39)
Population
• 2020 census
88,455,597
GDP (PPP)1 estimate
• Total
4.741 trillion (1)
• Per capita
1 (1)
GDP (nominal)1 estimate
• Total
19,353 (1)
• Per capita
1 (1)
Gini (2020)32.8
medium (47)
HDI (2021)Increase 0.904
very high (28)
CurrencyTummylandian peso (TSP)
Time zoneUTC+8 (Tummylandian standard Time)
Driving sideright
Calling code+84
ISO 3166 codeTS
Internet TLD.ts

Tummylandia and Susistan (Tummylandian: Tumilandja da Susistan, Susistani: Tumilandiya ke Susistan) is a country located in Southeast Asia. It borders the Philippines to the west and the Pacific Ocean to the north, east, and south. It has an area of TBD (no square miles, including the overseas territories), and a population of 88 million people, making it the fourth most populous state in Southeast Asia, between Thailand and Vietnam. The country is composed of TBD provinces and 4 territories. The capital and largest city of Tummylandia is Tummytown, while the largest city of Susistan is Amoguis.

Tummylandia and Susistan was previously part of the Emu Confederation until the Philippine Crisis, when it was given to the Basque Space Imperium in exchange for Idaho to be ceded to the Emus. Basque rule was shortlived however, as the native Tummylandian population risen up and declared the Tummylandian Khanate, which later invaded the Emu Confederation and dominated Southeast Asia. During the Finno-Korean Hyper War, they invaded the Great Hwan Empire, launching attacks on China, however they were soon obliterated by the Giza Mass Autism Array when it failed to hit the intended target of the Finno Dyson Sphere but instead backfired and killed 99.3% of the population.


Etymology

Tummylandia comes from the Malay word "Tumilangga", which in turn originates from Sanskrit "Tumilanddha", which roughly means "abundant marijuana" because Tummylandia's climate is well suited for it. It can also mean "/e dance" and "bingus loving nation"

Susistan meanwhile means "land of the Susi", with Susi being an archaic term for the Susistani, the dominant ethnic group in Susistan.

History

Tummylandian Khanate

In 10000 BCE, a man named tummyfart was born in what is now present-day Tummytown. He became the datu of the town and many villages to the south. Initially, they laid low developing the navy and army until 9900 BCE when tummyfart waged a series of military campaigns, wiping out the other states. With sheer brutality and force they conquered all of Southern Tummylandia by 9890 BCE and soon the entire island by 9850 BCE. With the island conquered, they turned towards the Philippines, taking control of Samar and Leyte after bribing the local leaders with classified military documents as they were war thunder players.

Basque-Tummylandian Conflict

In 9624 BCE, a Basque explorer of Proto-Indo-European descsent by the name of Ganix Enrikez landed on the Tummylandian Isles, declaring part of the Basque National Ultravisionary Space Emporium-Imperium, calling the island "Manok" after having some really delicious chicken there. Afterwards more Basques arrived, eventually colonizing the island aswell as a neighboring landmass to the south, and settling it with Basques. They could not expand further because of the Tummylandian Khanate to their south and east.

In 9100 BCE the basques tried to get tummyfart to give up Samar and Leyte, but tummyfart refused and instead decided to unleash the renowned Carabao Archers, Taho Vendors, and the soldiers of Ulan Jejomar Butwis, an ancient Igorot king who lead a small kingdom renowned for its ferocious fighters. Many Basque soldiers were slaughtered, but some civilians still remained in the land known as Vasconia.

When the Basques fled to their bases in Manila, the Tummylandians launched an offensive as mechanized Carabao archers destroyed Manila until it was nothing but a giant sea. Then they advanced, using

Start of the Finno-Korean Hyper War

Around 8245 BCE, the Finno-Korean Hyper War began when a

Early history

Colonial era

Tummylandian Revolution (1892-1898)

Reunification of Tummylandia (1898-1900)

Pre-war era (1900-1941)

World War Two (1942-1945)

Post-war era (1945-2010)

Tummylandian Civil War (2010-2012)

Contemporary era (2012-

Geography

Administrative divisions

Biodiversity

Climate

Demographics

Population

Religion

Ethnicities

Religion

Government and politics

Foreign relations

Military

Economy

Science and Technology

Infrastructure

Culture

Retrieved from "https://iiwiki.us/mediawiki/index.php?title=Tummylandia_and_Susistan&oldid=760146"