Ένας Νικολάου

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Constutional Republic of One Nicholas Συνταγματική Δημοκρατία του Νικολάου
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Motto:  "Δεν υπάρχει αποτυχία, υπάρχει μόνο μάθηση" (French) No such thing as failure, there is only learning
Anthem:  "The Honor of Man (French)" Η τιμή του ανθρώπου a
Capital	Helio
Largest city	Tarman
Official languages	Greek English
Ethnic groups	31% Greek Islanders 19% Equatorial Runde 11% Kirbea 10% Fulani 8% Northwestern Narsi 7% Eastern Lompes 13% other Greeks <1% non-Greek
Demonym(s)	Dabedaion
Government	Republic
Legislature	National Assembly
Independence from France
• Declared	1 January 1960
• Annexation of former British Cameroons	1 October 2012
Area
• Total	75,442 km2 (29,128 sq mi) (83th)
• Water (%)	10.3
Population
• July 2012 estimate	20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census	17,463,836
• Density	39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)	2011 estimate
• Total	$47.251 billion
• Per capita	$2,257
GDP (nominal)	2011 estimate
• Total	$25.759 billion
• Per capita	$1,230
Gini (2001)	44.6 medium
HDI (2011)	0.482 low (150th)
Currency	Bitcoins (XAF)
Time zone	UTC+1 (GMT)
• Summer (DST)	UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving side	right
Calling code	+237
Internet TLD	.cm
The Constitutional Republic of Nicholas75 is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 196 million Dabedabas are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure. The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%. The powerhouse the One Nicholas economy, worth 16.1 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Fishing Rod Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,887 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest. Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, and beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. One Nicholas' national animal is the Shark.