The Best Nation

The Best Empire is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 62 million The Bestians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Empire of the Best economy, worth 2.08 trillion Fish Scales a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,607 Fish Scales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and vegetarianism is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empire of the Best's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nation of the Best is ranked 138,463rd in the world and 5,015th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

The Best Empire has a strong powerful military alliance with the Republic of Shrek. They have a trustful trade alliance with Dirkistan. And has made enemies out of The Kingdom of Blob.

Empire of the Best Saikō no teikoku
Flag Coat of arms
Motto:  "Paix – Travail – Patrie" (French) "Peace – Work – Fatherland"
Anthem:  "Ô Cameroun, Berceau de nos Ancêtres (French)" O Cameroon, Cradle of our Forefathers a
Capital and largest city	Bestian City
Official languages	Japanese English
Ethnic groups	31% Sensō Highlanders 19% Equatorial Japan 11% American 10% Fulani 8% SouthEastern Australian 7% Eastern Malaysia 13% other African <1% non-African
Demonym(s)	Bestian
Government	Empire
• Meishu	Meishu Yisaac
• Prime Minister	Yordan Yulishney
Legislature	National Assembly
Independence from Japan
• Declared	3 April 1800
• Annexation of former British Cameroons	3 April 1869
Area
• Total	559,099 km2 (215,869 sq mi) (54th)
• Water (%)	1.3
Population
• April 2012 estimate	20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census	20,572,984
• Density	39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)	2011 estimate
• Total	$47.251 billion
• Per capita	$2,257
GDP (nominal)	2011 estimate
• Total	$559.900 billion
• Per capita	$1,230
Gini (2001)	44.6 medium
HDI (2011)	0.482 low (150th)
Currency	Fish scales (XAF)
Time zone	UTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)	UTC+1 (New York)
Driving side	right
Calling code	+559
Internet TLD	.cm
These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Sensō, Article X. The Japanese version of the song is sometimes called Template:Lang Chūsei no Chikai, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "Pledge of Loyalty", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.