The United Nations of Austrailia

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The United Nations of Austrailia
The United Nations of Austrailia
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Motto: From my Peeps, to My Peeps
Anthem: 
CapitalMaceberra
Largest cityDullahandia
Official languages
Ethnic groups
Demonym(s)Italian-Austalian
GovernmentPresidential Republic
• President
Johnkee Maheshawaren
Ill Juka
LegislatureNational Assembly
Independence from English
• Declared
1 January 1960
• Annexation of former
Italian WEGS
1 October 1961
Area
• Total
572,632 km2 (221,094 sq mi) (43rd)
• Water (%)
7.8
Population
• October 2020 estimate
213 million (59th)
• 2020 census
210 million
• Density
42.4/km2 (109.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)2020 estimate
• Total
$7.45 billion
• Per capita
$5,000 (77th)
GDP (nominal)2020 estimate
• Total
$6.23 billion
• Per capita
$1,600
Gini (2001)44.6
medium
HDI (2012)Increase 0.482
low (150th)
CurrencyCentral U.N.A. (NYZ)
Time zoneUTC+1 (NAT)
• Summer (DST)
UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving sideright
Calling code+237
Internet TLD.cm
  1. These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Kingdom of The U.N.A., Article XII. The Italian version of the song is sometimes called Inni nazionali del mondo, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "O Australian, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.

The United Nations of Austrailia

The Kingdom of The United Nations of Austrailia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 213 million United Nations of Austrailias enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class. In which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases. The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%. Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Nations of Australia's national animal is the Shark.

The form of government in the U.N.A. is a Presidential Republic because of the legislative, judicial, and executive branches of government, as well as it having a president. The location is pretty strange. You see, when the fog bomb happened (the one where it was thick fog for at least 6 months), it covered all of Sidney, Australia. When it ended, the fog went away. But, most of the fog went off the edge of Australia and blocked off a far enough view of The U.N.A. And it was not just Sidney it was blocking, it was blocking all of the Eastside of Australia and also blocked all of the Northwest of New Zealand. So one could say that it's between Australia and New Zealand. The geography of it is if it was Australia, but it would have cities like Italy.

The Capital's Origin

The origins of Maceberra (our capital) was and still is our first city. And that is why it's the capital. It began 150 years ago when the nation started. The owner started to find an area to be perfect for the beginning of the nation. Later, people started to go to the area. Once enough people were there, they all started working (including the owners) for getting technology and strted getting advanced. All they knew was to dance, but they thought it was a dumb idea. But the, a 4th grader named Rafi (no last name given) thought about dancing, and it was intresting to him. He then did it publicly and everyone was so confused. But then everyone joined him. This scene is a "Distraction" but he called it the "Macarena". And people added other stuff like fire, branches, and fire on branches. But the first thing used ever for adding in it was maces.