The United Nations of Austrailia
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The United Nations of Austrailia The United Nations of Austrailia | |
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| Motto: From my Peeps, to My Peeps | |
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| Capital | Maceberra |
| Largest city | Dullahandia |
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| Demonym(s) | Italian-Austalian |
| Government | Presidential Republic |
| Johnkee Maheshawaren | |
| Ill Juka | |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from English | |
• Declared | 1 January 1960 |
• Annexation of former Italian WEGS | 1 October 1961 |
| Area | |
• Total | 572,632 km2 (221,094 sq mi) (43rd) |
• Water (%) | 7.8 |
| Population | |
• October 2020 estimate | 213 million (59th) |
• 2020 census | 210 million |
• Density | 42.4/km2 (109.8/sq mi) (167th) |
| GDP (PPP) | 2020 estimate |
• Total | $7.45 billion |
• Per capita | $5,000 (77th) |
| GDP (nominal) | 2020 estimate |
• Total | $6.23 billion |
• Per capita | $1,600 |
| Gini (2001) | 44.6 medium |
| HDI (2012) |  0.482low (150th) |
| Currency | Central U.N.A. (NYZ) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (NAT) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (not observed) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +237 |
| Internet TLD | .cm |
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The United Nations of Austrailia
The United Nations of Austrailia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 213 million United Nations of Austrailias enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class. In which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases. The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%. Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The United Nations of Australia's national animal is the Shark.
President is in the middle
The form of government in the U.N.A. is a Presidential Republic because of the legislative, judicial, and executive branches of government, as well as it having a president. The location is pretty strange. You see, when the fog bomb happened (the one where it was thick fog for at least 6 months), it covered all of Sidney, Australia. When it ended, the fog went away. But, most of the fog went off the edge of Australia and blocked off a far enough view of The U.N.A. And it was not just Sidney it was blocking, it was blocking all of the Eastside of Australia and also blocked all of the Northwest of New Zealand. So one could say that it's between Australia and New Zealand. The geography of it is if it was Australia, but it would have cities like Italy.
Economy And Military
The U.N.A. and Satwika have been rivals for 2 months and 17 days. We were trade partners, but my country thought that we weren’t getting enough money from the other country to make enough wooly coats. So, The U.N.A. gave them the max amount possible but it was under the limit for giving it to them. And the other country didn’t accept it. So we agreed to go on war. But luckily for the U.N.A., they got an ally on their side. It’s the United Nations of Covidia. Nasia and the U.N.A. are trading partners. The U.N.A. is giving a electronics and steel. While Nasia is giving them iron and lentils.
Citizenship Process
To become a citizen in the U.N.A, you have to learn how to beatbox and grab a child-friendly cartoon and try to get a good voice impression. All will judge if you did well and practiced. Next, show your beatboxing to the judges and get a good scoring to see if you practiced. Finally, practice beatboxing with your cartoon impression and go up against a citizen who has already done the process. If the judge like it, then you have became a citizen. The naturalization process for the country is they must first do the criteria from the sentences before. After that, they usually get interviewed and take a test on Italy and Australia. People will have 2 hours to study for it. That is how to become a citizen. If a baby was born in the nation, then they would have birthrights. One of those birthrights are a baby is officially a citizen once born in the nation.
Duties and Responsibilities
The duties for the U.N.A. have the same duties and responsibilities as Australia and Italy. One of the citizen’s duties is to respect the constitution. How to respect the constitution is by following constitutional laws and the normal laws. Here are some of the responsibilities in the U.N.A.: Behave with the nation’s republic/democratic beliefs. Respect the rights and liberties of the nation. When war starts, defend the nation. Vote for one of the elections (federal, state, and local). And to go to the jury stands if called out to.
Tourist Attractions
These tourist attractions are to die for. Literally because this first one is called “The Shark Theme Park” where it’s “The Greatest Sharks from the Start”. The most famous ride in here is “The Sharks Mouth of DOOM”. What happens is you start plummeting down diagonally into a scary sharks mouth. You end up in a dark area in the tube. Once you exit the area, you see different sharks that are labeled the different breeds. Each breed represents a different organ system. Man the creators of the theme park are educational. The best beach (from all the ratings) is the “Estate Calda” or the “Hot Summers”. You can jet ski, canoe, ride other boats, and rent floating inflatables for special occasions.
The Capital's Origin
The origins of Maceberra (our capital) was and still is our first city. And that is why it's the capital. It began 94 years ago when the nation started. The owner started to find an area to be perfect for the beginning of the nation. Later, people started to go to the area. Once enough people were there, they all started working (including the owners) for getting technology and strted getting advanced. All they knew was to dance, but they thought it was a dumb idea. But the, a 4th grader named Rafi (no last name given) thought about dancing, and it was intresting to him. He then did it publicly and everyone was so confused. But then everyone joined him. This scene is a "Distraction" but he called it the "Macarena". And people added other stuff like fire, branches, and fire on branches. But the first thing used ever for adding in it was maces. But then, the government came to his house and told him that he can name the capital of the nation. He thought about it, and said that it would be “Maceberra” (English-Mace-berra) and “Maceberra” (Italian-Make-berra).
The Largest City Origins
Dullahandia became the last city and is the largest one in the nation (for now). This is how it all began. A not so wealthy kid named Ben was a 13 year old right when the war against Satwika. After school and his homework, he would come to the house and play with his Beyblades. Later, he heard that there would be a raffle of who would have a chance to name the final city (for now). Only a buck was worth to have a ticket to be raffled and must be at least 13 years of age. He thought it was cool, so he entered. But he needed a name for it. It was time for that raffle, and he still hadn’t came up with a name yet. To his surprise, he won. But, he said that he didn’t have a name yet, but he did have something else to say. He just wanted to let everyone know that he entered to do this because he wanted this city to be a city where clubs are everywhere. “Book clubs, Anime clubs, Skylander clubs, you name it”. Then he had the name in his head. “Dullahandia” he thought to himself. And surprisingly, he liked the name. So he said the name, everyone liked it, he got famous, and that is the Origin’s of Dullahandia.