Fallooplesburg

Deren Gesainyhst von Fallooplesburg The Commonwealth of Fallooplesburg
Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Once bound by chains, now we are free."
Anthem: Faloplin National Anthem
Capital	Dufarstiato
Largest city	Dufarstiato
Official languages	Faloplin German English
Ethnic groups	Faloplin
Demonym(s)	Faloplin
Government	Faloplin Constitutional Monarchy
• Monarch	Erika von Mairel
• Head of Diplomatic Affairs	Luca von Steiger
Legislature	Parliment of Fallooplesburg
Formed
•	April 28th 1091
Area
• Total	544,288 km2 (210,151 sq mi)
Population
• 2020 census	66,993,346
• Density	123.08/km2 (318.8/sq mi)
GDP (PPP)	2021 estimate
• Total	$1.49 Trillion
• Per capita	$32356.95
GDP (nominal)	2021 estimate
• Total	$1.49 Trillion
• Per capita	$32356.95
Gini (2021)	14.9 low
HDI (2020)	0.781 high
Currency	Verres (FPV)
Time zone	UTC-4 (ET)
• Summer (DST)	Not Observed
Driving side	right
Calling code	+48
Internet TLD	.flb

The Commonwealth of Fallooplesburg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Erika von Mairel with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 67 million Faloplins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent monarch, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dufarstiato. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fairly struggling Faloplin economy, worth 1.49 trillion Sheckels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,346 Sheckels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Sheckel treacle machine, and when you fly on Air Fallooplesburg you win a seat or you die.The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallooplesburg's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faloplin Mythology.

History (Current WIP)

843-1091: The Dark Age

During the mid-800s the richest, most powerful families in what would become Fallooplesburg herded their local citizens together and created several small monarchies known as Zæntoms (the Faloplin word for city-state). The Families were the Mairels, Ailmirs, Steigers, Jevines, Ledods, Aegirs, Orins, and Annecis. They each had their own small state and would trade and fight occasionally. In the early 900s the Jevines declared war on the Orins and after a couple of years of warfare annexed them, the Orins were banished and they fled to Ailmir territory. In the late 900s Anneci territory was becoming increasingly unstable, peasants were unhappy with the Anneci family in their territory and attempted a coup. The family was able to flee and seeming disappeared for a few years until they were found reporting the discovery of Deln upon which they founded the city of Dufarstiato, which later became the capital of Fallooplesburg and is still the largest city in Fallooplesburg. The Steigers later invaded the Anneci's land a few months after they left and the citizens failed to make a new leader.

In the early 1000s, The idea of Fallooplesburg being divided into Zæntoms was becoming increasingly unpopular with everyone from the poorest peasants to even most leaders of the Zæntoms saying that Fallooplesburg should be united. And so mass conquering commenced and war raged on in Fallooplesburg for a couple of decades until it was decided to create the house system. Each of the families were delegated a piece of land, except for the Orins and Annecis. The only problem was they didn't know how to decide who gets to lead, after months of arguing they finally agreed upon constitutional monarchy, and so it's been since 1091.

1092-1399: The Golden Age

In 1094 a man named Clemens Stöcker appeared in Dufarstiato, he began preaching a religion known as Usklontin. A few people started following him and his word spread around the country. After awhile of Clemens gaining popularity and followers, the government decided to kick him and his followers in Dufarstiato out. He made it all the way out to Athbet, the capital of House Mairel. in 1096 he married Isabel von Mairel and became Clemens von Mairel. In 1097 he won the election and took the crown in 1105. His first act as king was to rename Athbet to Clemency.

With Clemens on the throne this began his Usklontinization of Fallooplesburg. The basic premise of Usklontin is that everyone has a purpose and you keep getting reincarnated until you achieve your purpose where once you do you'll go to the Usklontin equivalent of heaven. This lead to a lot of things becoming legalized and illegalized in Fallooplesburg slavery was outlawed and same-sex marriage was legalized. Author and artists that impressed Clemens got extra publicity leading to some of the most famous and best works of art and literature in Fallooplesburg. Before Clemens died in 1153 he started writing up an idea for a Parliament the idea was written on the basis that one person couldn't lead on their own and having an extra group of people to write new laws and help make decisions. Even over 850 years after Clemens' death Usklontin is still the largest religion in Fallooplesburg.

The Faloplin monarch after Clemens, Queen Michelle von Ailmir, took this idea and established the Parliament. A body of 650 Cenihenkins, that is an advisory body to the monarch, a legislature, and if necessary an emergency monarch.

After roughly two centuries of this going on, the monarch promotes Usklontin, individuality and works of art. A man named Jacinto von Steiger started talking about ideas of a greater Fallooplesburg and mass invasion.

1400-1734: The Age of Exploration

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1735-1864: The Industrial Age

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1794-1799: First Faloplin Civil War

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1865-1914: Anterian World War

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1915-2005: The Nuclear Age

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1939-1944: Second Faloplin Civil War

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Economy

Fallooplesburg is defined by it's agricultural economic center, with the largest farming town being Vrelin. The major trade goods include: wine, cheese, milk, and old firearm models. The major trade centers are Dufarstiato, Odessa, and Vrelin because of their large ports. Fallooplesburg uses a mixed economy system, where as there are many private-owned businesses there's a lot of state-controlled like the Bank of Fallooplesburg, which is the only bank in Fallooplesburg. The central currency of Fallooplesburg, Verres, is worth 0.86 ACU wealth in Fallooplesburg is fairly evenly distributed with the poorest 10% making about 22,000 ACU and the richest 10% making about 42,000 ACU. Wealth is generally respected and poverty has been rising in the past few months but is going down due to the economic reforms being put in place, counterfeiting is non-existent almost because of how hard it is to counterfeit Verres.

Government

The government of Fallooplesburg is mostly in the power of the Monarchy, although the Parliament gets to make decisions the monarch can always overrule the Parliaments decision. For example if the Parliament decides a criminal should be put on death row the Monarchy can overrule and make them just a normal criminal although this is uncommon. The Monarchy is above the Nobility, which if you are a Cenihenkin (Member of Parliament) You are considered a noble. The others in the Nobility are the members of various houses which have their own leaders.

The Nobility

The Nobility is made up of elected Cenihenkins and hereditary House Members. There are five different noble houses in Fallooplesburg that each own a bit of land, and can propose candidates for elections. Nobility can get elected into the Monarchy when the incumbent Monarch turns 40 an election will ensue to remove the threat of no Monarch on the throne for the months it'd take to elect and coronate one.

The Legal System

The Faloplin legal system is run by the Parliament as the legislators they'd know how the law should be followed. Most cases don't make it to trial and are delegated to private mediators to avoid wasting the Parliament's time. Only serious criminal cases are brought in front of the Parliament, if a case is deemed too important for the Parliament they go to the Föctsrichts or the Supreme Judges. The Föctsrichts are the best judges in Fallooplesburg and bring justice to the greatest criminals in Fallooplesburg the Parliament deals with thefts and murder but the Föctsrichts deal with war criminals, traitors who've committed treason, serial killers, and terrorists.

Foreign Relations

Fallooplesburg has good relations kept up with Krenya and the Template:Country data Kingdom of Blechingia. With embassies in each of the countries.

Geography

Fallooplesburg is a mid-sized country in southwest Thrismari. Known for it's large lake, and vast farms.

Physical & Historical Features

Fallooplesburg is very densely wooded and is mostly flat forest terrain. There are a few Mountains down in the south that have kept out invaders in Fallooplesburg's early history. Fallooplesburg covers an area of 544,288 sq km or 210,151 sq mi, including Fallooplesburg's larger island holdings. The Sjert Sea is the largest body of water in Fallooplesburg, it's connected to the ocean through the Lamtur River.

Natural Resources

The most fertile farmland is in the east of Fallooplesburg, and it makes up about 70% of all farmland in Fallooplesburg. There are several mineral deposits in the northwest consisting of uranium, iron, and copper. It's theorized there's still more uranium deposits around Fallooplesburg undiscovered but if all the uranium deposits were to dry up it could be disastrous for Fallooplesburg.

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Climate

Fallooplesburg is in a temperature climate zone, perfect for raising lots of farm animals. Being in the southern hemisphere winter is june to august and also the coldest time of year in Fallooplesburg. During the winter it's common for the west to be covered in snow.

Climate data for Dufarstiato (1902–2020 averages)
Month	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec	Year
Record high °C (°F)	35 (95)	33 (91)	17.1 (62.8)	16.6 (61.9)	15.9 (60.6)	14 (57)	13 (55)	11 (52)	21.1 (70.0)	24.6 (76.3)	27.9 (82.2)	34 (93)	35 (95)
Average high °C (°F)	22.4 (72.3)	21.2 (70.2)	7 (45)	9.3 (48.7)	6 (43)	2 (36)	−1 (30)	−3 (27)	1 (34)	7 (45)	17 (63)	20.1 (68.2)	9.1 (48.5)
Average low °C (°F)	11 (52)	8 (46)	9 (48)	3 (37)	−5 (23)	−10.1 (13.8)	−15.4 (4.3)	−14.3 (6.3)	−5.9 (21.4)	8 (46)	12 (54)	17 (63)	1.4 (34.6)
Record low °C (°F)	0 (32)	1 (34)	2 (36)	−1 (30)	−22.2 (−8.0)	−24 (−11)	−26 (−15)	−23 (−9)	−15 (5)	−7 (19)	−6 (21)	1 (34)	−29.1 (−20.4)
Average precipitation mm (inches)	12 (0.5)	23 (0.9)	34 (1.3)	40 (1.6)	44 (1.7)	66 (2.6)	76 (3.0)	70 (2.8)	56 (2.2)	45 (1.8)	34 (1.3)	10 (0.4)	510 (20.1)
Average precipitation days (≥ 1.0 mm)	2	4	9	13	16	21	22	21	17	14	9	1	149
Source: Dufarstiato Department of Weather

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