Fallooplesburg
Das Gemeinwesen von Fallooplesburg The Commonwealth of Fallooplesburg | |
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Motto: "Once bound by chains, now we are free." | |
Anthem: Faloplin National Anthem | |
Capital | Belem |
Largest city | Belem |
Official languages | Faloplin German English |
Ethnic groups | Faloplin |
Demonym(s) | Faloplin |
Government | Faloplin Constitutional Monarchy |
• Monarch | Erika von Mairel |
• Head of Diplomatic Affairs | Luca Von Steiger |
Legislature | Parliment of Fallooplesburg |
Formed | |
• | April 28th 1091 |
Area | |
• Total | 544,288 km2 (210,151 sq mi) |
Population | |
• 2020 census | 66,993,346 |
• Density | 123.08/km2 (318.8/sq mi) |
GDP (PPP) | 2021 estimate |
• Total | $1.49 Trillion |
• Per capita | $32356.95 |
GDP (nominal) | 2021 estimate |
• Total | $1.49 Trillion |
• Per capita | $32356.95 |
Gini (2021) | 14.9 low |
HDI (2020) | 0.781 high |
Currency | Verres (FPV) |
Time zone | UTC-4 (ET) |
• Summer (DST) | Not Observed |
Driving side | right |
Calling code | +48 |
Internet TLD | .flb |
The Commonwealth of Fallooplesburg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Erika von Mairel with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 67 million Faloplins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent monarch, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belem. The average income tax rate is 28.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The fairly struggling Faloplin economy, worth 1.49 trillion Sheckels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 22,346 Sheckels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Sheckel treacle machine, and when you fly on Air Fallooplesburg you win a seat or you die.The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallooplesburg's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faloplin Mythology.
History (Current WIP)
843-1091: The Dark Age
During the mid-800s the richest, most powerful families in what would become Fallooplesburg herded their local citizens together and created several small monarchies known as Zæntoms (the Faloplin word for city-state). The Families were the Mairels, Ailmirs, Steigers, Jevines, Ledods, Aegirs, Orins, and Annecis. They each had their own small state and would trade and fight occasionally. In the early 900s the Jevines declared war on the Orins and after a couple of years of warfare annexed them, the Orins were banished and they fled to Ailmir territory. In the late 900s Anneci territory was becoming increasingly unstable, peasants were unhappy with the Anneci family in their territory and attempted a coup. The family was able to flee and seeming disappeared for a few years until they were found reporting the discovery of Deln upon which they founded the city of Belem, which later became the capital of Fallooplesburg and is still the largest city in Fallooplesburg. The Steigers later invaded the Anneci's land a few months after they left and the citizens failed to make a new leader.
In the early 1000s, The idea of Fallooplesburg being divided into Zæntoms was becoming increasingly unpopular with everyone from the poorest peasants to even most leaders of the Zæntoms saying that Fallooplesburg should be united. And so mass conquering commenced and war raged on in Fallooplesburg for a couple of decades until it was decided to create the house system. Each of the families were delegated a piece of land, except for the Orins and Annecis. The only problem was they didn't know how to decide who gets to lead, after months of arguing they finally agreed upon constitutional monarchy, and so it's been since 1091.
1092-1399: The Golden Age
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1400-1734: The Age of Exploration
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1735-1864: The Industrial Age
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1794-1799: First Faloplin Civil War
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1865-1914: Anterian World War
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1915-2005: The Nuclear Age
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1939-1944: Second Faloplin Civil War
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2006-2020: The Modern Age
2020: Third Faloplin Civil War
Economy
Fallooplesburg is defined by it's agricultural economic center, with the largest farming town being Vrelin. The major trade goods include: wine, cheese, milk, and old firearm models. The major trade centers are Belem, Odessa, and Vrelin because of their large ports. Fallooplesburg uses a mixed economy system, where as there are many private-owned businesses there's a lot of state-controlled like the Bank of Fallooplesburg, which is the only bank in Fallooplesburg. The central currency of Fallooplesburg, Verres, is worth 0.86 ACU wealth in Fallooplesburg is fairly evenly distributed with the poorest 10% making about 22,000 ACU and the richest 10% making about 42,000 ACU. Wealth is generally respected and poverty has been rising in the past few months but is going down due to the economic reforms being put in place, counterfeiting is non-existent almost because of how hard it is to counterfeit Verres.
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