Tummylandia and Susistan
Federal Republic of Tummylandia and Susistan Republika Pederal sa Tumilandja ug Susistán (Tummylandian) | |
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| Motto: "Kagawasan ug Kauswagan!" "Freedom and Liberty!" | |
| Anthem: "Alsa, Tumilandja ug Susistán (Tummylandian)" (Rise up, Tummylandia and Susistan) | |
| Capital and | Tummytown |
| Official languages | Tummylandian Spanish Susistani |
| Recognised regional languages | TBD languages |
| Ethnic groups (2020) | 31.5% Tummylandian |
| Religion | Christianity (number) |
| Demonym(s) | Tummylandian-Susistani |
| Government | Federal presidential republic |
• President | tummyfart65 |
• Vice President | REDBRICK_4AND20 |
• Speaker of the Assembly | m |
• Supreme Justice | Nethinge J. Nethingeson |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from Spain | |
| 13 December 1825 | |
• Reunification of Tummylandia and Susistan | 13 December 1898 |
• Current constitution | 1 September 2013 |
| Population | |
• 2020 census | 83,963,597 |
| Gini (2020) | 32.8 medium (47) |
| HDI (2021) |  0.904very high (28) |
| Currency | Tummylandian peso (TSP) |
| Time zone | UTC+8 (Tummylandian tandard Time) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +84 |
| ISO 3166 code | TS |
| Internet TLD | .ts |
Tummylandia and Susistan (Tummylandian: Tumilandja ug Susistán) (Susistani: Tumilandiya ve Susistan), known officially as the Federal Republic of Tummylandia and Susistan (Tummylandian: Republika Pederal sa Tumilandja ug Susistán) (Susistani: Kumhuriyat Federal ya Tumilandiya ve Susistan) is a country located in Southeast Asia. It shares a border with the Philippines to the west, and it is bounded by the Philippine Sea to the north, south, and east. It also borders New Zealand, (and some more countries) via their overseas territories. It is the world's XX most populous country. The largest city and capital of Tummylandia and the nation as a whole is Tummytown, while the capital and largest city of Susistan is Amoguis.
Tummylandia and Susistan were both inhabited by Negrito peoples until the arrival of Austronesian peoples and the exodus of many Kurds, Turks, Arabs, and Persians into Susistan during the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Animism, Hinduism, and Islam spread into the islands as island kingdoms were established that were ruled by datus, rajas, and sultans. The arrival of Ferdinand Magellan brought the beginning of Spanish colonization. In 1534 an expedition led by Antonio Suarez y Loyola created the first settlement in the islands, San Liberdados. Spanish settlement through Mexico led to the islands being ruled by the Spanish Empire for more than 300 years. Catholicism became the dominant religion with the city of Tummytown becoming a major stopover during the Galleon trade and the Spanish treasure fleet. In 1892, the Tummylandian Revolution began, which caused the creation of the first united Tummylandian state, however, it soon broke apart due to infighting. In 1898, the nation was finally reunified when Alejandro Serrano initiated a series of military campaigns and deals, unifying the islands of Tummylandia and Susistan for good. It remained unconquered for over 40 years until World War II when Japan attempted to conquer Tummylandia and occupied Susistan. After it was liberated in 1945, it experienced a period of internal conflict and economic stagnation known as the Years of Steel. The Years of Steel lasted until the mid 1960s when the nation experienced a major economic miracle. Since then, the country became a prosperous democracy until a military coup in 2011 lead by the FFF plunged the nation into civil war. After those sons of bitches were defeated, the nation went on another economic miracle.
Tummylandia and Susistan is a developed economy and is part of the Five Asian Tigers along with South China, Korea, Singapore, and the Philippines. It is also a founding member of the United Nations, the World Trade Organization, the East Asia Summit, and the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation forum. Tummylandia and Susistan is located on the Pacific Ring of Fire and it is located in the Tropics making it prone to typhoons and earthquakes. It also has a variety of natural resources and is considered a megadiverse country.
Etymology
The first use of the word Tummylandia was in 1534 during Antonio Suarez y Loyola's expedition of the islands, when he named the islands "Las Islas Tumilanda" after whatever the natives called it. It was later anglicized into Tummylandia. The name translates as "Land of Tumi", with "Tumi" referring to a native deity named tummyfart.
Susistan on the other hand originates from the Finno-Korean Hyper War during the Anatolian Theatre in 8000 BCE when Turkish, Kurdish, Iranian, and even a few Arab refugees fled to the city of Susa. tummyfart appeared and they all left to modern-day Susistan.
History
Prehistory
The first evidence of human settlement in Tummylandia and Susistan was found in the TBD cave system located in the province of TBD. It is known as the TBD man, and is es timated to be around 70,000 years old. The first Austronesians reached Tummylandia from the Philippines in 2000 BCE, settling modern-day Susistan. From there, they later assimilated the Negritos.
Susistan on the other hand originates from the Finno-Korean Hyper War during the Anatolian Theatre in 8000 BCE when Turkish, Kurdish, Iranian, and even a few Arab refugees fled to the city of Susa. There, tummyfart revealed himself and promised that he would transport the refugees to a safehaven located in Southeast Asia. They went on 5 cruise ships to the mystical island, only stopping over in Mumbai, Singapore, and Manila to refuel. By the end of the journey, the settlers landed on an island they named "Susi" after the town where they all convened at.