Satwika
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The Kingdom of Satwika Royaume de Satwika | |
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| Motto: "Nous - Avons - Les - Baleines" (French) "We – Got – The - Whales" | |
| Anthem: "Ô Satwika Plein d'efforts (French)" O Satwika, Full of Endeavors a | |
| Capital | WikaVille Lua error: callParserFunction: function "#coordinates" was not found. |
| Largest city | Yanny |
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| Demonym(s) | Satwikan |
| Government | Constitutional Monarchy |
• Queen | Cecile Brie |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from England | |
• Declared | 25 December 1895 |
• Annexation of former Turkish Satwikans | 13 October 1909 |
| Area | |
• Total | 163,610 km2 (63,170 sq mi) (92nd) |
• Water (%) | 2.9 |
| Population | |
• September 2015 estimate | 16,999,734 (65th) |
• 2005 census | 17,300,100 |
• Density | 103.9/km2 (269.1/sq mi) (104th) |
| GDP (PPP) | 2019 estimate |
• Total | $1.24 trillion |
• Per capita | $72,942 (17th) |
| GDP (nominal) | 2015 estimate |
• Total | $1.25 trillion |
• Per capita | $73,124 |
| Gini (2009) | 35.3 medium (17th) |
| HDI (2017) |  0.91very high (19th) |
| Currency | Crochets (CRA) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (WET) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (not observed) |
| Driving side | left |
| Calling code | +39 |
| Internet TLD | .in |
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Form of Government
The Kingdom of Satwika is a one of a kind nation. It is beautiful and well governed everyday. Satwika is a Constitutional Monarchy because we believe that the king or queen should rule the nation while following the constitution. The queen’s name is Cecile Brie, but she prefers being called Queen Brie, or Your Leader. Luckily, Satwika is ruled by a Monarch that doesn’t have absolute power so the people have liberty and the right to have a thought. The queen has the power to enforce or create laws as long as the government and the constitution agrees and permits it. The usual stereotype for a queen is that she just waves her hand and has one-hundred maids working for her, but this is not the case. Queen Brie is a hard-working and independent five year-old girl, sure she can have wealth and personal service at her palace, but she shouldn’t be “labeled” by that.
Satwika is located in Western Europe and is near France. Satwika is bordered by the Bay of Biscay, and that is where the Satwikan bubble guppies swim. Satwika has the greenest hill in the whole world and cherry tomatoes grow from it every year. This hill starts off as a light green and then it creates an ombré to a dark and majestic green. The climate during the winter isn't cold enough to snow, but enough to wear a cozy sweater. During summer Satwika has a tropical climate, and when Autumn comes around the green leaves change into warm- colored leaves. The origin of the name Satwika came from a lion that was very courageous and brave. The lion loved to eat celery and vegan muffins, but sadly died after getting shot by a Wikagun.
In order to become a citizen of this nation, you will need to get a ninety percent on the tests that you are required to take. One of those tests is to be able to do a handstand while eating a cheeseburger with ketchup. You will also need to be able to speak French and English, or at least know enough words to hold a conversation. People that are from the age of ten to thirty will need to prove that they can jump from a ten foot ladder into the Bay of Biscay in case there's a war with the bubble guppies. This was the naturalization process now on to birthright. If you're born in Satwika you automatically are a citizen, but in order to keep your citizenship you are required to take an exam on watermelons and academics. Another birthright a Satwikan gets when they are born is the ability to be part of the parliament, Supreme Court, or the Department of Justice.
Satwika can't forget about their duties and responsibilities! Paying taxes is the most important duty. A Satwikan is required to pay twenty percent in income tax, and four percent is sales tax. Citizens have to attend school until they are twenty-old years old, respect the laws of Satwika, and work a part-time job at Publix. Some of the responsibilities that Satwikans should follow include understanding Satwika’s issues, supporting the constitution, and taking medical vaccines. This year in 2020 new duties and responsibilities have been enforced on the people by the authorities. Some of these rules are wearing masks, social distancing, getting temperature checks, and quarantine for at least fourteen days if your positive for COVID-19.