Satwika
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The Kingdom of Satwika Royaume de Satwika | |
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| Capital | WikaVille Lua error: callParserFunction: function "#coordinates" was not found. |
| Largest city | Yanny |
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| Demonym(s) | Satwikan |
| Government | Constitutional Monarchy |
• Queen | Cecile Brie |
| Legislature | National Assembly |
| Independence from England | |
• Declared | 25 December 1895 |
• Annexation of former Turkish Satwikans | 13 October 1909 |
| Area | |
• Total | 163,610 km2 (63,170 sq mi) (92nd) |
• Water (%) | 2.9 |
| Population | |
• September 2015 estimate | 16,999,734 (65th) |
• 2005 census | 17,300,100 |
• Density | 103.9/km2 (269.1/sq mi) (104th) |
| GDP (PPP) | 2019 estimate |
• Total | $1.24 trillion |
• Per capita | $72,942 (17th) |
| GDP (nominal) | 2015 estimate |
• Total | $1.25 trillion |
• Per capita | $73,124 |
| Gini (2009) | 35.3 medium · 17th |
| HDI (2017) |  0.91very high · 19th |
| Currency | Crochets (CRA) |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (WET) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+1 (not observed) |
| Driving side | left |
| Calling code | +39 |
| Internet TLD | .in |
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Form of Government and Description
The Kingdom of Satwika is a one of a kind nation. It is beautiful and well governed everyday. Satwika is a Constitutional Monarchy because we believe that the king or queen should rule the nation while following the constitution. The queen’s name is Cecile Brie, but she prefers being called Queen Brie, or Your Queen. Luckily, Satwika is ruled by a Monarch that doesn’t have absolute power so the people have liberty and the right to have a thought. The queen has the power to enforce or create laws as long as the government and the constitution agrees and permits it. The usual stereotype for a queen is that she just waves her hand and has one-hundred maids working for her, but this is not the case. Queen Brie is a hard-working and independent five year-old girl, sure she can have wealth and personal service at her palace, but she shouldn’t be “labeled” by that. Satwika is a federal government, and its prime minister is I (Isabella Aguirre).
Location, Geography, Etymology
Satwika is located in Western Europe and is near France. Satwika is bordered by the Bay of Biscay, and that is where the Satwikan bubble guppies swim. Satwika has the greenest hill in the whole world and cherry tomatoes grow from it every year. This hill starts off as a light green and then it creates an ombré to a dark and majestic green. The climate during the winter isn't cold enough to snow, but enough to wear a cozy sweater. During summer Satwika has long and warm summers and a tropical climate, and when Autumn comes around the green leaves change into warm-colored leaves. The origin of the captial of Satwika (WikaVille) came from a lion that was very courageous and brave. The lion loved to eat celery and vegan muffins, but sadly he died after getting shot by a Wikagun. Satwika however, is a name to describe someone that is courageous, determined, and strong.
Citizenship Process
In order to become a citizen of this nation, you will need to get a ninety percent or above on the tests that you are required to take. One of those tests is to be able to hold a handstand while eating a cheeseburger with ketchup. You will also need to be able to speak French and English, or at least know enough words to hold a conversation. People that are from the age of ten to thirty will need to prove that they can jump from a ten foot ladder into the Bay of Biscay in case there's a war with the bubble guppies. This was the naturalization process now on to birthright. If you're born in Satwika you automatically are a citizen, but in order to keep your citizenship you are required to take an exam on watermelons and academics. Another birthright a Satwikan gets when they are born is the ability to be part of the parliament, Supreme Court, or the Department of Justice.
Duties and Responsibilities
Satwika can't forget about their duties and responsibilities! Paying taxes is the most important duty. A Satwikan is required to pay twenty percent in income tax, and four percent is sales tax. Citizens have to attend school until they are twenty-old years old, respect the laws of Satwika, and work a part-time job at Publix. Some of the responsibilities that Satwikans should follow include understanding Satwika’s issues, supporting the constitution, and taking medical vaccines. This year in 2020 new duties and responsibilities have been enforced on the people by the authorities. Some of these rules are wearing masks, social distancing, getting temperature checks, and quarantine for at least fourteen days if your positive for COVID-19.
Military Rivals, Trade Partners, and Allies
The military of Satwika consists of just bubble guppies that are currently swimming in the Bay of Biscay. Most of the fighting is done underwater, so the bubble guppies are the higher-rank officials of the military. Satwika’s rival is The United Nations of Australia because that nation didn’t give Satwika enough furry coats, so the whole population will be freezing during the winter time. Satwika has been rivals with The United Nation of Australia for two months and seventeen days now, and we will be going to war with them. My allies are The Republic of Qûwåńâñį and Shopping Valley, and they will help me defeat The United Nation of Australia. Satwika also has trade partners which are United Peace-Mania and Hunterker. Satwika trades United Peace-Pania oatmeal for watermelons, and Hunterker trades Satwika electronics for rice. Satwika has the perfect climate for producing rice because of its long and warm summers.
School System
The school system here in Satwika is like no other. The mandatory age for attending school is from five years old to twenty-two years old. If someone wants to drop-out earlier they will need to pay a fine of ten thousand dollars. The school week starts on a Tuesday and ends on a Friday, and there is no homework on any of those days. Students go to school for ten hours each day, and then they will go to either basketball, gymnastics, or soccer practice. School is supposed to be for learning interesting and new things, not just passing tests and quizzes. Satwika believes that children should only learn matters that will help them in their lives, such as:
- How to pay taxes and bills
- Budgeting
- Applied mathematics
- Debt, Interest, Mortgages
- Insurance
These topics are just some of them because playing the recorder, learning long division, reciting the periodic table hundreds of times, and learning how to write in cursive are useless things that most schools teach their students, so Satwika makes sure children are going home learning something that will help them later on in life.
Rules and Laws
For some odd reason, countries seem to dislike Satwika’s rules and laws very much, but you can have a say in them if you would like. Shopping at Abercrombie and Fitch is completely banned because that shop’s sense of style will not suit Satwikans. Starting from the age of five everyone must get a cup of coffee every morning, so that you will be awake and alert for the day. Drunk driving is of course unacceptable and you will be sent to jail because it. In fact, drugs and alcoholic beverages are not permitted. A rule that parents must follow is that they are required to send their children to an amusement park at least once a month for them to have fun and enjoyment. Tickets to amusement parks are completely free so there is no reason why they won’t take their children to these parks. Bowling on a sidewalk, playing rock, paper, scissors, and eating an apple on your bed is also illegal due to many accidents when doing those actions. Everyone must also celebrate “National Sausage Pizza Day". Yes, that is a real holiday, the queen and prime minister did a lot of research on that topic. But the most important rule or law of all is to not be vegan because God made humans with dignity, and not animals.
Coat of Arms
The Coat of Arms of Satwika is a symbol that represents courage and determination throughout the nation. This shield has four parts to it, and each part has a unique meaning. On the top left you can see there is a lion roaring and preaching to the Satwikans to be brave and strong. Lions’ common traits are majesty, justice, power, and courage, therefore there is a lion on Satwika’s Coat of Arms. The other three parts are “Three-of-a-kind”, and that trio worked and fought to declare independence from England in 1895. On the top right the circle represents the eldest leader of the tribe, and the reason a circle represents him is because he believed that everyone should be united and equal. Next, on the bottom left there is a heart because the youngest leader of the tribe believed that the ruler of Satwika should be loved, and that everyone should love one another. Finally, on the bottom right as you can see there is a woman symbol with a sword, and that represents that women are as knowledgeable and powerful as men. The last leader of the tribe was a woman, and she believed that females should be treated equally with respect.