Bananenboot

Form of Government

Bananenboot’s form of government is a democracy. Every 2 years, the citizens of Bananenboot elect a president and a Vice President. Political parties don’t exist in Bananenboot, for that the citizens elect the person, not the party. Anyone over the age of 20 and has been a citizen for 1 year, has to take an I.Q. test to vote. If their I.Q. is higher than 115, than they can vote. Anyone who has been a citizen of Bananenboot for the past 5 years, and is over the age of 24, can run for President.

Location and Geography

Bananenboot is connected to Florida on the east side. It is very hot, humid, lots of rain. It rarely ever gets cold. There are lots of rainforests hence the large amounts of rain that comes.

Etymology

The citizens of Bananenboot are called Bootchens, which means “little boats” in German. The reason being, is that people are little in this country. So that’s how “little“ plays out. Boats, is quite obvious. Bananenboot means banana boat so, you know, little boats.

Military

Bananeboot and Otanga are military rivals. The cause is, Otanga stoke Bananenboot’s soup. They were shipping soup to Canada on a boat, and Otanga’s military stole their soup. Bananenboot has a significantly stronger military.

They have invested heavily in anti aircraft machinery, artillery so that they can shoot the enemy from very far away, tanks, and infantry. Their navy is strong enough to defend their territorial waters. They have bunkers in case they get nuked. Their goal is not to destroy the enemy, just to defend their country.

There is a draft for people from ages 18-24.

Trade Partners

One of my trade partners is ένας Νικόλαος. Bananenboot trades their bananas and gold for their uranium and fishing rods. They trade other things of course, but those things are the main.

Alliances Bananeboot has a strong alliance with Greenstones. If the war with Otanga gets gory, then Bananeboot will call for Greenstones’ army to come and help. They give each other resources and other goods.

Citizenship

To become a citizen in Bananenboot, you first must have been living in Bananenboot for the past 5 years. Then, you can apply to become a citizen. After you apply, the government will see your application and decide whether or not you’re eligible. If you are, then you must take a test. Once you pass the test, you’re then officially a Bootchen!

Republic of Bananenboot République du Bananenboot
Flag Coat of arms of Boot Coat of arms
Motto:  "Eat, Sleep, Banana." (English)
Anthem:  "Ô , Berceau de nos Ancêtres (French)" O , Cradle of our Forefathers a
Location of Boot
Capital and largest city	Regztem
Official languages	Dutch English
Ethnic groups	80% Fish Peoples 8% American People’s 12% Eagle peoples
Government	Republic
• President	Apfelboot
• Prime Minister	Mangoboot
Legislature	National Assembly
Independence from France
• Declared	1 January 1960
• Annexation of former British Cameroons	1 October 1961
Area
• Total	475,442 km2 (183,569 sq mi) (54th)
• Water (%)	1.3
Population
• July 2012 estimate	20,129,878 (58th)
• 2005 census	17,463,836
• Density	39.7/km2 (102.8/sq mi) (167th)
GDP (PPP)	2011 estimate
• Total	$47.251 billion
• Per capita	$2,257
GDP (nominal)	2011 estimate
• Total	$25.759 billion
• Per capita	$1,230
Gini (2001)	44.6 medium
HDI (2011)	0.482 low · 150th
Currency	Central African CFA franc (XAF)
Time zone	UTC+1 (WAT)
• Summer (DST)	UTC+1 (not observed)
Driving side	right
Calling code	+237
Internet TLD	.cm
These are the titles as given in the Constitution of the Republic of Bananenboot, Article X. The French version of the song is sometimes called Chant de Ralliement, as in National Anthems of the World; and the English version "O Bananenboot, Cradle of Our Forefathers", as in DeLancey and DeLancey 61.